What is the dumbest thing you have ever said??
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"I'm sorry, I guess that knife was sharp"
On my first tour in Vietnam, I was in a meeting about an upcoming mission into North Vietnam. When the Col ask who wanted to go (after NOT listening to what was being said - just like a mush brain Lt ) , I raised my hand
and said; "I would"
Bad idea, a really BAD idea ! Got one of my Purple Hearts on that one
Funny
now, but it wasn't then !
Bad idea, a really BAD idea ! Got one of my Purple Hearts on that one
Funny
On our last trip to California, at the airport in L.A., I was in the restroom, finished my business and heading out, when one of our travelling companions walked in, proclaiming that he suddenly needed to pee too. Seeing that he was carrying his luggage, I asked
"Do you want me to hold it for you?"
Of course I meant the suitcase but as soon as I said it, we both burst out laughing.
I'm sure I've said something dumber in my life but that one sticks in my mind
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"Do you want me to hold it for you?"
Of course I meant the suitcase but as soon as I said it, we both burst out laughing.
I'm sure I've said something dumber in my life but that one sticks in my mind
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I'll go with this one---twice! And I'm not kidding.
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Never ever volunteer was the advice my brother gave me before I went in in 68. I recall being in the middle of all the drudgery of bootcamp at Ord and one of the ADIs came in asking who knows how to drive a truck? Well, I can't remember how many stuck their hands up but three were picked....for KP duty!. Never EVER volunteer.(DaCol. @ Apr. 24 2007,07:07) On my first tour in Vietnam, I was in a meeting about an upcoming mission into North Vietnam. When the Col ask who wanted to go (after NOT listening to what was being said - just like a mush brain Lt ) , I raised my handand said; "I would"
Bad idea, a really BAD idea ! Got one of my Purple Hearts on that one
Funnynow, but it wasn't then !
I used to work at BlockBuster Video. This lady comes in and hands me her movies and membership card. I noticed the name on the card was a man's name so I figured her name was listed as an additional user. I scanned the card to see only one additional name ... Elizabeth. I asked her to varify the phone number on the account, which she accurately did. Because of this I assumed she was Elizabeth and said:
Hi Elizabeth, did you find everything okay today?
Her eyes widened and her jaw dropped! Her entire demeanor changed from pleasant to pitbull as she screamed ... HE'S STILL F--KING WITH ELIZABETH!
Turns out the dude had a brief separation from his wife and started to mess with Elizabeth. He replaced his wife's name with that of Elizabeth during that time, but negelected to reverse it when they got back together.
The day after that, my boss asked me to start checking photo ID's ...
.
Hi Elizabeth, did you find everything okay today?
Her eyes widened and her jaw dropped! Her entire demeanor changed from pleasant to pitbull as she screamed ... HE'S STILL F--KING WITH ELIZABETH!
Turns out the dude had a brief separation from his wife and started to mess with Elizabeth. He replaced his wife's name with that of Elizabeth during that time, but negelected to reverse it when they got back together.
The day after that, my boss asked me to start checking photo ID's ...
(NightCrawler @ Apr. 24 2007,16:59) I used to work at BlockBuster Video. This lady comes in and hands me her movies and membership card. I noticed the name on the card was a man's name so I figured her name was listed as an additional user. I scanned the card to see only one additional name ... Elizabeth. I asked her to varify the phone number on the account, which she accurately did. Because of this I assumed she was Elizabeth and said:
Hi Elizabeth, did you find everything okay today?
Her eyes widened and her jaw dropped! Her entire demeanor changed from pleasant to pitbull as she screamed ... HE'S STILL F--KING WITH ELIZABETH!
Turns out the dude had a brief separation from his wife and started to mess with Elizabeth. He replaced his wife's name with that of Elizabeth during that time, but negelected to reverse it when they got back together.
The day after that, my boss asked me to start checking photo ID's ....
I am sorry but that has to be one of the funniest screw ups I have heard in a long time.. I am still laughing...
OMG, I dont think I can breath..
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DaCol. @ Apr. 24 2007,18:07) On my first tour in Vietnam, I was in a meeting about an upcoming mission into North Vietnam. When the Col ask who wanted to go (after NOT listening to what was being said - just like a mush brain Lt ) , I raised my handand said; "I would"
Bad idea, a really BAD idea ! Got one of my Purple Hearts on that one
Funnynow, but it wasn't then !
Not sure which branch you were in, but ...............
<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>N</span></span>ever
<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>A</span></span>gain
<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>V</span></span>olunteer
<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'>Y</span></span>ourself
I work in a casino--my gawd [30 and a half years now] pardon me sir-- mullet and it was a she..
whoop's
whoop's
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