Who is your worst enemy (hint... yourself)

I fondly remember changing the oil on the Busa then checking it to find it was low and needing additional oil. What I didn't realize right away was that I was checking and adding oil while the bike was on the kickstand. :banghead:

Course I had fun trying to drain the extra oil out a little at a time....
 
I have many of these occurences! I am terrible at hitting the "reply all" button or letting the auto fill finish my addresses in Outlook at work. I have really embarassed myself a couple of times, not to mention customers read me talking "sh!t" about them. Talk about dying from embarassment! :)
 
Telling our VP Marketing, over the speaker phone, that a difficult customer is the biggest ******* I have ever met, not knowing the customer was sitting across his desk.
 
I will tell you my most embarrassing email screw up. I was writing hubby a suggestive email :poke: and I accidentally sent it to my boss, the VP of Provider Relations. I wanted to crawl under my desk and die!!

I have other stupid stuff that I have done, but none of it bears repeating. :laugh: :laugh:
 
drinking & driving, then deciding to race down the highway to impress some girl I picked up...resulting in a DWI (reduced to p.i.) and a overnight all inclusive stay in the clink. I did, however, get to ride in a (new at the time) camaro hi-po car instead of a caprice or crown vic. thankfully I had enough sense not to run.
 
wasnt me but was a great moment. We had a new girl start at our job, she was NOT a looker. There were 4 of us waiting for work when one guy saw her, Held his hands out to his sides gesturing she was on the heavier side and made a farting noise while dancing around a bit. After that he looked at us and "They hire pigs here?" That girls husband was one of the 4. I just turned a walked away. That must have beeen the dumbest things he had ever done.:laugh:
 
Manscaping with scissors was a classic and a painful lesson...
 
Go ahead, keep laughing.... I still shudder and the coinpurse tightens whenever I see a pair of sharp scissors... :laugh:

Dude, I hope to meet you someday. I really enjoy 99% of your post. Now stop it with the laughing at one self :rofl:
 
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Was this the she?

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Actually she/he was very petite and very hot. I spoke with her briefly before she danced. When she did her strip, she played up to me. Took off her scarf, wrapped it around my neck, did a grind in my face, straddled my lap, etc. All in front of 4 of my friends.They were going crazy. Heck, I was ready to marry her....ha !! And then she/he took off her blouse and embarrassed the crap outta me. I still hear about that from my buds.
 
I will tell you my most embarrassing email screw up. I was writing hubby a suggestive email :poke: and I accidentally sent it to my boss, the VP of Provider Relations. I wanted to crawl under my desk and die!!

I have other stupid stuff that I have done, but none of it bears repeating. :laugh: :laugh:

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talking on the phone to a buddy i opened the fridge to get a plate of food and a drink and somehow put the phone in the fridge, closed the door and just about put the drink to my ear!!..guess am not a very cordinated multitasker
 
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