Share the worst thing you did...

[HT_USMC]

Eighth grade Private school with a very naive teacher. She must have only been 25-ish at the time.

We had always complained that the facilities in the school were a little sub-par. Today we're focusing on the floor tiles... yes the loose (probably asbestos ridden) floor tiles. So, she leaves the room for maaaaybe 2 minutes. In that amount of time, being the born leader that I am... I hatch the plan to pull up all the tiles and stack them in the corner, inspire my fellow students to help in this endeavor, and then act as if nothing happened when she walks back in. I mean we had a huge room easily twice as larg as my parents two car garage. On top of it we had to lift desks get tile out from under them and replace the desk in place to maintain our innocence.

In she walks and impressively not a single one of us smile, chuckle or say a word. I think I even saw a halo or two over a few noggins. We were angels.

About 5 to 10 minutes later, handing out papers her shoe comes off... stuck to the floor. It's only then that she realizes the tiles are missing and someone has stolen them. Instantly she heads down the hall to get the principal.

We are so busted!

So the principal walks in and asks he what she's talking about. She rambles on and on about the glue sticking to her shoe and the missing tiles and just how sure she is one of us is behind this. The principal asks her to turn around. At this point she starts crying and runs down the hall. Yep, we had replaced all the tiles as if nothing happened. The only way it could have gotten better would have been with Twilight Zone music or the Psycho "screech".

Never truly busted

 

[xzvs]

My cousin (who went to a different school) and I hatched a plan to break stink bombs under the opposing teams bleachers at a basketball game. Problem was we kinda overdid it. It was more or less a surgical strike as we were out the door within seconds and never looked back. At school the next day I found out that people started barfing and they called the cops, rescue, hazmat, and the bomb squad out. There were all kinda rewards offered for anyone to turn in the responsible party. Thing was, they were sure it was a student -- but not sure from which school. I was not stupid enough to use my school i.d. that night. Surprised I never saw it on unsolved mysteries as Neither my cousin or I ever spoke of it again.

 

[Busa_05]

I got into a fight with another guy who was about a thousand times bigger than me and got my azz just poooouuuunnnnded in front of like a gazillion other kids. A bunch of stitches and one session at the dentist to get my front teeth fixed, and I was as good as new (after all the swelling and bruising went away).

 Ahhhh, God I was stupid sometimes.



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[Creekboy]

I and the senior class played hookie and went to the lake, I decided to get on top of the very top of this steel bridge smoke a joint and drink a six pack of PBR and my best friend Wayne which today has been my brother-in-law for 22 years decided to jump off the 80 foot top....well I knew when I jumped I was F***** anyway I hit the water and when I came up my swim trunks where under my armpits and my a$$ was nothing but a blood welt.......lol

 

[Big Bo]

I was 21 and shee was 31. She invited me over and I told her I would bring a 5th of Rum.

I never showed up, she never invited me over again. Dumb me.

 

[FastBusa]

 

[BusaSamurai]

Worst thing I did was drop out in the 10th grade...



...sure I got my GED, but I do wish I would stuck it out and got the Diploma~


Damn small world i did the same thing..But not upset about it I can honestly say I did alot better then most of them that had diploma's

 

[1127 TO 1299]

First and foremost I was not part of this, but it is funny. Every year near the end of school a "senior prank" was usually done. This particular year, a senior got a hold of a key to the school. A new wing had just been built and was to open to the students in a week or so. Well next to the school property was a dairy farm (yes you see where this is going). This group of seniors opened the new wing, cut the fence, and herded 45 cows into the building on a Saturday night and shut the doors behind. This ended up on the news and all the other high schools in the area nicknamed it cow pie high.

did the cows crap all over the place?

 

[BentValve]

I started fvcking up really early.

lets see... smoked cigarettes on the playground in 5th grade, pull a knife on a kid
during recess in 6th grade...

blah blah blah, blah blah blah

.....
Got kicked out of school in 11th grade.

Went back for a little while but decided it was too hard to work a full time 40hr a week graveyard
job and go to school.

The US Army helped me get a GED later on, later I went to Jr. College and Tech college...still only have an associates.

 

[BentValve]

I wont tell what I did to get kicked out but I will say that if I did the same thing today id be looking at prison time for it.

I was a foolish mofo back then....hell I still am but maybe not as quite as bad.

 

[Hard On Parts]

1.  Me and a couple buddies invited this creapy little dude over to one of our parties.  I had an English Bulldog and would hump anything(never left my pillow on the floor).  Dude comes over, we have a hot little number call him over by this small tree.  He is standing there when one my bud grabs his arms, then pulls them behind the tree and handcuffs him.  I walk over, put my boot on his right hip and force him to the ground.  I stand on his hip, buddy grabs his ankle and I call my dog over.  As soon as the dude's foot hits the dogs nut sac, the bulldog lights up and goes to town.  Creapy dude's screaming and attemts to kick the dog off, just makes it that much better for the dog.  Boom, dog jizz and slobber all over his leg.  We left him handcuffed to the tree for a couple hours, until one of the girls finally let him go.  He got even stranger after that and eventually dropped out of school.

2. Rode my dirtbike through the school and crashed HARD on the steps, principal was laughing the entire time he was chewing my tail and trying to help me get back onto my feet.

3. One of my buddies lived out on a paved county road with very little traffic.  So we would pour gas all the way across the road and when a car came light it, the bet on which ditch the driver would go through.  After three cars, we decided one more and we would be done.  As he startes to lite it I scream NO! PIG! RUN!  County cop was a little pissed, drove through the ditch and a fence, then across a pasture.  He got on the overhead and was screaming but we could not understand him.  We made it to the woods, but he jump out the the car and fired a few rounds into the air.  We made it out ok and went home with a pact to never speak of it again.

Show up for school the next morning just in time for two city cops cars and the county cop car(with missing roof lights, a busted grille and bent up fender) to pull us out of the group and arrest us infront of the entire school.  Went before the judge and when we explained how after we did it a few times we realized it was not real smart, then the entire events with the county officer he laughed so hard I thought he was going to fall over.  We ended up having to pay to fix the car and wash all the county cop cars one Saturday.



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[yamahor]

1.  Me and a couple buddies invited this creapy little dude over to one of our parties.  I had an English Bulldog and would hump anything(never left my pillow on the floor).  Dude comes over, we have a hot little number call him over by this small tree.  He is standing there when one my bud grabs his arms, then pulls them behind the tree and handcuffs him.  I walk over, put my boot on his right hip and force him to the ground.  I stand on his hip, buddy grabs his ankle and I call my dog over.  As soon as the dude's foot hits the dogs nut sac, the bulldog lights up and goes to town.  Creapy dude's screaming and attemts to kick the dog off, just makes it that much better for the dog.  Boom, dog jizz and slobber all over his leg.  We left him handcuffed to the tree for a couple hours, until one of the girls finally let him go.  He got even stranger after that and eventually dropped out of school.

2. Rode my dirtbike through the school and crashed HARD on the steps, principal was laughing the entire time he was chewing my tail and trying to help me get back onto my feet.

3. One of my buddies lived out on a paved county road with very little traffic.  So we would pour gas all the way across the road and when a car came light it, the bet on which ditch the driver would go through.  After three cars, we decided one more and we would be done.  As he startes to lite it I scream NO! PIG! RUN!  County cop was a little pissed, drove through the ditch and a fence, then across a pasture.  He got on the overhead and was screaming but we could not understand him.  We made it to the woods, but he jump out the the car and fired a few rounds into the air.  We made it out ok and went home with a pact to never speak of it again.

Show up for school the next morning just in time for two city cops cars and the county cop car(with missing roof lights, a busted grille and bent up fender) to pull us out of the group and arrest us infront of the entire school.  Went before the judge and when we explained how after we did it a few times we realized it was not real smart, then the entire events with the county officer he laughed so hard I thought he was going to fall over.  We ended up having to pay to fix the car and wash all the county cop cars one Saturday.

so....... you were an a$$hole redneck in highschool?



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[PACIFICBUSA]

worst thing? Hrmm...


Playing full-contact football (with no gear) and this underclassman intercepted the ball when my QB did a lousy azz throw. Got pissed, set the crosshairs, and BOOM! threw a shoulder into his chest, makin him do a backflip in the air. He ended up landing face and hands first, breaking his forearm. It was the talk of the year (the guy still brings it up when I see him around every now an then) and interestingly enough led to football being banned for the next two years. I didn't have to suffer, of course. It was my senior year....


Alotta people still remember though...

 

[Hard On Parts]

1.  Me and a couple buddies invited this creapy little dude over to one of our parties.  I had an English Bulldog and would hump anything(never left my pillow on the floor).  Dude comes over, we have a hot little number call him over by this small tree.  He is standing there when one my bud grabs his arms, then pulls them behind the tree and handcuffs him.  I walk over, put my boot on his right hip and force him to the ground.  I stand on his hip, buddy grabs his ankle and I call my dog over.  As soon as the dude's foot hits the dogs nut sac, the bulldog lights up and goes to town.  Creapy dude's screaming and attemts to kick the dog off, just makes it that much better for the dog.  Boom, dog jizz and slobber all over his leg.  We left him handcuffed to the tree for a couple hours, until one of the girls finally let him go.  He got even stranger after that and eventually dropped out of school.

2. Rode my dirtbike through the school and crashed HARD on the steps, principal was laughing the entire time he was chewing my tail and trying to help me get back onto my feet.

3. One of my buddies lived out on a paved county road with very little traffic.  So we would pour gas all the way across the road and when a car came light it, the bet on which ditch the driver would go through.  After three cars, we decided one more and we would be done.  As he startes to lite it I scream NO! PIG! RUN!  County cop was a little pissed, drove through the ditch and a fence, then across a pasture.  He got on the overhead and was screaming but we could not understand him.  We made it to the woods, but he jump out the the car and fired a few rounds into the air.  We made it out ok and went home with a pact to never speak of it again.

Show up for school the next morning just in time for two city cops cars and the county cop car(with missing roof lights, a busted grille and bent up fender) to pull us out of the group and arrest us infront of the entire school.  Went before the judge and when we explained how after we did it a few times we realized it was not real smart, then the entire events with the county officer he laughed so hard I thought he was going to fall over.  We ended up having to pay to fix the car and wash all the county cop cars one Saturday.

so....... you were an a$$hole redneck in highschool?

No redneck that is for sure, I was a skater and drove the only lowered truck in town. When I turned 16 I got a 88 GSXR 750.

 

[yamahor]

1.  Me and a couple buddies invited this creapy little dude over to one of our parties.  I had an English Bulldog and would hump anything(never left my pillow on the floor).  Dude comes over, we have a hot little number call him over by this small tree.  He is standing there when one my bud grabs his arms, then pulls them behind the tree and handcuffs him.  I walk over, put my boot on his right hip and force him to the ground.  I stand on his hip, buddy grabs his ankle and I call my dog over.  As soon as the dude's foot hits the dogs nut sac, the bulldog lights up and goes to town.  Creapy dude's screaming and attemts to kick the dog off, just makes it that much better for the dog.  Boom, dog jizz and slobber all over his leg.  We left him handcuffed to the tree for a couple hours, until one of the girls finally let him go.  He got even stranger after that and eventually dropped out of school.

2. Rode my dirtbike through the school and crashed HARD on the steps, principal was laughing the entire time he was chewing my tail and trying to help me get back onto my feet.

3. One of my buddies lived out on a paved county road with very little traffic.  So we would pour gas all the way across the road and when a car came light it, the bet on which ditch the driver would go through.  After three cars, we decided one more and we would be done.  As he startes to lite it I scream NO! PIG! RUN!  County cop was a little pissed, drove through the ditch and a fence, then across a pasture.  He got on the overhead and was screaming but we could not understand him.  We made it to the woods, but he jump out the the car and fired a few rounds into the air.  We made it out ok and went home with a pact to never speak of it again.

Show up for school the next morning just in time for two city cops cars and the county cop car(with missing roof lights, a busted grille and bent up fender) to pull us out of the group and arrest us infront of the entire school.  Went before the judge and when we explained how after we did it a few times we realized it was not real smart, then the entire events with the county officer he laughed so hard I thought he was going to fall over.  We ended up having to pay to fix the car and wash all the county cop cars one Saturday.

so....... you were an a$$hole redneck in highschool?

No redneck that is for sure, I was a skater and drove the only lowered truck in town.  When I turned 16 I got a 88 GSXR 750.

Thats Surprising. What you just described could have been half the guys in my school. Then you threw the Lowered truck in and confused me. Maybe you are cool! Sorry, I got picked on by A##holes in School ALL the time.

 

[VaBusa]

I'm quite surprised we don't have more ex-cons on this board!

My story was crap compared to some of those...

 

[HT_USMC]

1. Me and a couple buddies invited this creapy little dude over to one of our parties. I had an English Bulldog and would hump anything(never left my pillow on the floor). Dude comes over, we have a hot little number call him over by this small tree. He is standing there when one my bud grabs his arms, then pulls them behind the tree and handcuffs him. I walk over, put my boot on his right hip and force him to the ground. I stand on his hip, buddy grabs his ankle and I call my dog over. As soon as the dude's foot hits the dogs nut sac, the bulldog lights up and goes to town. Creapy dude's screaming and attemts to kick the dog off, just makes it that much better for the dog. Boom, dog jizz and slobber all over his leg. We left him handcuffed to the tree for a couple hours, until one of the girls finally let him go. He got even stranger after that and eventually dropped out of school.

2. Rode my dirtbike through the school and crashed HARD on the steps, principal was laughing the entire time he was chewing my tail and trying to help me get back onto my feet.

3. One of my buddies lived out on a paved county road with very little traffic. So we would pour gas all the way across the road and when a car came light it, the bet on which ditch the driver would go through. After three cars, we decided one more and we would be done. As he startes to lite it I scream NO! PIG! RUN! County cop was a little pissed, drove through the ditch and a fence, then across a pasture. He got on the overhead and was screaming but we could not understand him. We made it to the woods, but he jump out the the car and fired a few rounds into the air. We made it out ok and went home with a pact to never speak of it again.

Show up for school the next morning just in time for two city cops cars and the county cop car(with missing roof lights, a busted grille and bent up fender) to pull us out of the group and arrest us infront of the entire school. Went before the judge and when we explained how after we did it a few times we realized it was not real smart, then the entire events with the county officer he laughed so hard I thought he was going to fall over. We ended up having to pay to fix the car and wash all the county cop cars one Saturday.

so....... you were an a$$hole redneck in highschool?

No redneck that is for sure, I was a skater and drove the only lowered truck in town. When I turned 16 I got a 88 GSXR 750.

Thats Surprising. What you just described could have been half the guys in my school. Then you threw the Lowered truck in and confused me. Maybe you are cool! Sorry, I got picked on by A##holes in School ALL the time.

Great response...!

I wonder if he'll "get" it?! lol

 

[PDBusa]

I'm quite surprised we don't have more ex-cons on this board!  

My story was crap compared to some of those...

Yeah, I'm sure some of these names have been in the local papers!  

But YOU have your name in lights!  

Pink obnoxious lights !

 

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[VaBusa]

I'm quite surprised we don't have more ex-cons on this board!  

My story was crap compared to some of those...

Yeah, I'm sure some of these names have been in the local papers!  

But YOU have your name in lights!  

Pink obnoxious lights !

 

You like 'em...I know you do...

Jealousy written all over your face...want me to find you some?!

 

[jmaz268]

Benson burners and large amounts of oxyaceteline....makes big boom....after that 9 windows three computers and a couple of desks. later I was reinstated in my physics class