1. Me and a couple buddies invited this creapy little dude over to one of our parties. I had an English Bulldog and would hump anything(never left my pillow on the floor). Dude comes over, we have a hot little number call him over by this small tree. He is standing there when one my bud grabs his arms, then pulls them behind the tree and handcuffs him. I walk over, put my boot on his right hip and force him to the ground. I stand on his hip, buddy grabs his ankle and I call my dog over. As soon as the dude's foot hits the dogs nut sac, the bulldog lights up and goes to town. Creapy dude's screaming and attemts to kick the dog off, just makes it that much better for the dog. Boom, dog jizz and slobber all over his leg. We left him handcuffed to the tree for a couple hours, until one of the girls finally let him go. He got even stranger after that and eventually dropped out of school.
2. Rode my dirtbike through the school and crashed HARD on the steps, principal was laughing the entire time he was chewing my tail and trying to help me get back onto my feet.
3. One of my buddies lived out on a paved county road with very little traffic. So we would pour gas all the way across the road and when a car came light it, the bet on which ditch the driver would go through. After three cars, we decided one more and we would be done. As he startes to lite it I scream NO! PIG! RUN! County cop was a little pissed, drove through the ditch and a fence, then across a pasture. He got on the overhead and was screaming but we could not understand him. We made it to the woods, but he jump out the the car and fired a few rounds into the air. We made it out ok and went home with a pact to never speak of it again.
Show up for school the next morning just in time for two city cops cars and the county cop car(with missing roof lights, a busted grille and bent up fender) to pull us out of the group and arrest us infront of the entire school. Went before the judge and when we explained how after we did it a few times we realized it was not real smart, then the entire events with the county officer he laughed so hard I thought he was going to fall over. We ended up having to pay to fix the car and wash all the county cop cars one Saturday.