Saw a stripper with one arm in a cast. Wasn' t so bad, until she went up to dance. She' d hook that arm around the pole and spin like a pro!
Went to another strip joint one time, not a big place. Not many girls. After my friends and I watched for a while, we got bored and went shoot some pool. Distracted by our game, we' d all but forgotten about the girl on stage, until there was a very loud KER-THUDD!! We turned and looked at the stage, and the stripper was just getting back on her feet and rubbing her arse. She told us later what happened. Most girls wipe the pole down, before they start performing. She had done this, then climbed the pole immediately after. She wrapped her legs around the pole, but didn' t lock them tight enough. She let go of the pole to take her top off, and fell from the top of the pole!
I have a couple friends (husband and wife) that own a karaoke bar. The stage is pretty small, and about two feet off the floor. After the song, you have to bring the mic back to the DJ. Behind the DJ, there is a large banner with the bar' s name on it, then a narrow walk-way between the stage and the wall to get to each side of the bar and also to the office. Well, one night this singer finished his song, brought the mic to the DJ, and went to lean on the wall......fell right through the open door of the office!
Another night, same karaoke bar, I was hanging with a few friends. My best friend has an issue with his speach. He had meningitis years ago, and it left him unable to speak properly. This bar is VERY loud, and it makes it even harder to understand him. Sometimes we have to just right text on our phones to communicate. This bar is also next to the only gay bar in town, so some of their patrons also visit my friends' bar. This guy came in, and I instantly reckognized him. He is an attorney, and works for the indigent defenders' board, and a frequent visitor of the bar next door. He sits right next to my friend, and starts talking. I think nothing of it, until I hear him say "You' re lookin pretty cute tonite." I had to walk away, because I couldn' t contain the laughter I told all my friends what was going on. My friend Rochelle, was bartending, and heard him CLEARLY say "NOOOOO!" and saw him shaking his head. We found out later that, the attorney had just asked my friend to let him !!! 2:00 came, the music stopped, and the lights came on. The attorney got up to go to the bathroom, and my buddy ran over to us, said "I' m leaving," and skeedaddled toward the door! I could NOT stop laughing! The attorney came out of the bathroom on a mission and haul balls to the front door, I ran out the back to make sure my buddy was safe, and saw his taillights fading out of the parking lot!
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