WHAT'S YOUR PROFESSION?

I'm a (Get This) SR. Graphics Specialist IV... (Insert Thunderclap) OOOh aaaaah....  

some folks...Yup, I am a Graphic Artist that has completely sold his soul to the MAN...

The wife pays the bills and buys me toys, my 9-5 keeps me out of trouble...  

She Keeps me around to haul garbage and sex...  (WHAT? You got a better idea?)

Prior to this I was active duty...

Prior to that I was a College Kid...

Oh yeah, I work Here:  Yup, Thats right, it's a beach on the left, and I have my own office with a view....  Good Stuff and of that I am thankful makes the days a whole lot easier... Or a <s>Firmer</s> I mean harder if some spring breakers find there way to that patch of sand....
WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY
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As you all know, I am a man whore. I whore for the pleasure of it. It doesn't really pay well, so I do other things to take up time. Like Structural Engineering, Network Administrator, and My favorite Motorcycle Safety Foundation RiderCoach (instructor). I was fired from being the Village Idiot, they hired some by the name of VaBusa. They can take the title out of the idiot but they cant take the idiot out of the idiot..
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I wanna be a man whore!!! how do I do that!! that sounds like fun!!!  muah ha ha
You must first get a HePimp.  Then you must get your mangina in shape. LOL

From a classic "Deuce Biggalo, Male Giggalo"
Hey I'm a contracted Manwhore, Don't need no HePimp. Love that movie Deuce Bigalow, I aspire to be a Male Giggalo. Sorry, no guys on this ride.. 100% Real Man Whore Baby..LOL Why do think they call me "Rider" Coach...
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Any ways thrasher, where di you do your time in the Marines? Spent 4 yrs in the Air Force.. (quit your laughing), I was a LE (Law Enforcement) there, based at Travis AFB but I did my share of traveling when I hit Airborne. Best damn 4 years of my life. Wonder How many ex-military we have here???
 
I'm a (Get This) SR. Graphics Specialist IV... (Insert Thunderclap) OOOh aaaaah....

Yup, I am a Graphic Artist that has completely sold his soul to the MAN...

The wife pays the bills and buys me toys, my 9-5 keeps me out of trouble...

She Keeps me around to haul garbage and sex... (WHAT? You got a better idea?)

Prior to this I was active duty...

Prior to that I was a College Kid...

Oh yeah, I work Here: Yup, Thats right, it's a beach on the left, and I have my own office with a view.... Good Stuff and of that I am thankful makes the days a whole lot easier... Or a <s>Firmer</s> I mean harder if some spring breakers find there way to that patch of sand....
WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY
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Wait...I am not certain...(Sniff Sniff) yup, I smell sarcasm... Yeah I knew I was smelling something...

Remember now, you asked the question... I'm not trying to be all pumped up and flash really, just having a bit of fun... I am not saying I'm MIB, they work just down the hall from me...
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Formerly:
Circuit City - Car Audio Division, Coprorate Operations, Store Manager
Car audio industry - custom systems and fabrication, IASCA International Instructor, blah-blah-blah...
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Commercial Helicopter Pilot flying EMS for big Hospital, but if I'm not flying I'm not doing anything. Like right now I'm at work and doing absolutley nothing.
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As you all know, I am a man whore. I whore for the pleasure of it. It doesn't really pay well, so I do other things to take up time. Like Structural Engineering, Network Administrator, and My favorite Motorcycle Safety Foundation RiderCoach (instructor). I was fired from being the Village Idiot, they hired some by the name of VaBusa. They can take the title out of the idiot but they cant take the idiot out of the idiot..
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I wanna be a man whore!!! how do I do that!! that sounds like fun!!!  muah ha ha
I doubt it's fun if your clients are...men...
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oh, and thrasher...do you think I'm going to believe Mikey!?
Now what was that for?

Hi is a pussy cat, albiet a shaved one, but just a big pussy cat!

Cannot speak for the cuddley aspect of it tho...

Anyway,

Why would I lie to you? I don't want to sleep with you, so why would I lie?
 
As you all know, I am a man whore. I whore for the pleasure of it. It doesn't really pay well, so I do other things to take up time. Like Structural Engineering, Network Administrator, and My favorite Motorcycle Safety Foundation RiderCoach (instructor). I was fired from being the Village Idiot, they hired some by the name of VaBusa. They can take the title out of the idiot but they cant take the idiot out of the idiot..
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I wanna be a man whore!!! how do I do that!! that sounds like fun!!! muah ha ha
I doubt it's fun if your clients are...men...
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oh, and thrasher...do you think I'm going to believe Mikey!?
Now what was that for?

Hi is a pussy cat, albiet a shaved one, but just a big pussy cat!

Cannot speak for the cuddley aspect of it tho...

Anyway,

Why would I lie to you? I don't want to sleep with you, so why would I lie?
Hrmmmm......I suspect it was your "ass" comment......yeah, that might very well be it!

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Hey Mikey...I won't be out for blood or anything...you shouldn't have to hide your family away or lock up your Busa...naw, nothing like that!
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I'm a (Get This) SR. Graphics Specialist IV... (Insert Thunderclap) OOOh aaaaah....
Yup, I am a Graphic Artist that has completely sold his soul to the MAN...

The wife pays the bills and buys me toys, my 9-5 keeps me out of trouble...

She Keeps me around to haul garbage and sex... (WHAT? You got a better idea?)

Prior to this I was active duty...

Prior to that I was a College Kid...

Oh yeah, I work Here: Yup, Thats right, it's a beach on the left, and I have my own office with a view.... Good Stuff and of that I am thankful makes the days a whole lot easier... Or a <s>Firmer</s> I mean harder if some spring breakers find there way to that patch of sand....
WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY
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Wait...I am not certain...(Sniff Sniff) yup, I smell sarcasm... Yeah I knew I was smelling something...

Remember now, you asked the question... I'm not trying to be all pumped up and flash really, just having a bit of fun... I am not saying I'm MIB, they work just down the hall from me...
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Referring to the Beach man, I miss having the beach in my back yard. Something about the waves just calms the soul.
 
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As you all know, I am a man whore. I whore for the pleasure of it. It doesn't really pay well, so I do other things to take up time. Like Structural Engineering, Network Administrator, and My favorite Motorcycle Safety Foundation RiderCoach (instructor). I was fired from being the Village Idiot, they hired some by the name of VaBusa. They can take the title out of the idiot but they cant take the idiot out of the idiot..
biggrin.gif
I wanna be a man whore!!! how do I do that!! that sounds like fun!!!  muah ha ha
I doubt it's fun if your clients are...men...
tounge.gif


oh, and thrasher...do you think I'm going to believe Mikey!?
Now what was that for?

Hi is a pussy cat, albiet a shaved one, but just a big pussy cat!

Cannot speak for the cuddley aspect of it tho...

Anyway,

Why would I lie to you?  I don't want to sleep with you, so why would I lie?
Hrmmmm......I suspect it was your "ass" comment......yeah, that might very well be it!

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Hey Mikey...I won't be out for blood or anything...you shouldn't have to hide your family away or lock up your Busa...naw, nothing like that!  
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Oh, you saw that?

Now, now. You know I was just messin with you.
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Besides, you're supposed to warn me about making comments like that!

Remember?

I'm not responsible for anything I say!

Pacific made me do it!

he threatened to shave me!

What was I supposed to do?

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You guys have got to stop with the "shave" talk! Damn, I didn't know it could actually fit in to every conversation we have!
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I'm just giving you a hard time...I can take the comments...
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You guys have got to stop with the "shave" talk!  Damn, I didn't know it could actually fit in to every conversation we have!  
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I'm just giving you a hard time...I can take the comments...
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Common Michelle!! this thread is about professions..

Being a Man Whore is a profession

And if you are a Man whore you got to shave your nads!! Right Pac!!!

So seee.. shaving nads fits perfect into this thread..

Muah ha ha
 
You guys have got to stop with the "shave" talk! Damn, I didn't know it could actually fit in to every conversation we have!
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I'm just giving you a hard time...I can take the comments...
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Common Michelle!! this thread is about professions..

Being a Man Whore is a profession

And if you are a Man whore you got to shave your nads!! Right Pac!!!

So seee.. shaving nads fits perfect into this thread..

Muah ha ha
 
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I'm a (Get This) SR. Graphics Specialist IV... (Insert Thunderclap) OOOh aaaaah....

Yup, I am a Graphic Artist that has completely sold his soul to the MAN...

The wife pays the bills and buys me toys, my 9-5 keeps me out of trouble...  

She Keeps me around to haul garbage and sex...  (WHAT? You got a better idea?)

Prior to this I was active duty...

Prior to that I was a College Kid...

Oh yeah, I work Here:  Yup, Thats right, it's a beach on the left, and I have my own office with a view....  Good Stuff and of that I am thankful makes the days a whole lot easier... Or a <s>Firmer</s> I mean harder if some spring breakers find there way to that patch of sand....
WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY
bowdown.gif
Wait...I am not certain...(Sniff Sniff)  yup, I smell sarcasm...   Yeah I knew I was smelling something...  

Remember now, you asked the question... I'm not trying to be all pumped up and flash really, just having a bit of fun... I am not saying I'm MIB, they work just down the hall from me...
smile.gif
Referring to the Beach man, I miss having the beach in my back yard. Something about the waves just calms the soul.
Oh I gotcha, Yeah...What sucks is that of course none of the windows open, so while I get the sites I get no sounds...  That would be badass... I just get weird looks when I mention wanting a screen door...

Try being the only artsy sorta wierd guy in a building full of tightly wound up G-men...  They have their version of getting wild and I have a very different version.  Not to mention the Beard, the music etc...  They seem to think that I am WAAAYY out there man...  (I'm Groovy)....

 Everytime there is a DV or some "important" visitor I can hear excuses being made for my behaviour and attitude before I ever get to meet anyone.  That I think is pretty damned funny cause in the "WORLD Sense" I am pretty damned conservative...  Makes for an interesting work day usually...



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As you all know, I am a man whore. I whore for the pleasure of it. It doesn't really pay well, so I do other things to take up time. Like Structural Engineering, Network Administrator, and My favorite Motorcycle Safety Foundation RiderCoach (instructor). I was fired from being the Village Idiot, they hired some by the name of VaBusa. They can take the title out of the idiot but they cant take the idiot out of the idiot..
biggrin.gif
I wanna be a man whore!!! how do I do that!! that sounds like fun!!!  muah ha ha
You must first get a HePimp.  Then you must get your mangina in shape. LOL

From a classic "Deuce Biggalo, Male Giggalo"
Hey I'm a contracted Manwhore, Don't need no HePimp. Love that movie Deuce Bigalow, I aspire to be a Male Giggalo. Sorry, no guys on this ride.. 100% Real Man Whore Baby..LOL Why do think they call me "Rider" Coach...  
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Any ways thrasher, where di you do your time in the Marines? Spent 4 yrs in the Air Force.. (quit your laughing), I was a LE (Law Enforcement) there, based at Travis AFB but I did my share of traveling when I hit Airborne. Best damn 4 years of my life. Wonder How many ex-military we have here???
Rider - Lets seeeee.. boot camp, San Diego (Affectionately known as a Hollywood Marine).

After boot, "A" school Tennessee (darn, cant remember the name of that small arse Navy Community… I am getting old.. someone help me with it.. egads… I hate memory loss.. Oh wait,, a brain cell just fired.. Millington, TN)

After "A" school, Lemoore, CA for OJT, after OJT stayed in a training command for a few years, transferred after re-enlistment to Beaufort, SC to the Marine Corps air station there. Lived in Port Royal about 5 blocks from Paris Island.

From the I made a west pac, Japan, PI, Korea, was there for team spirit in……1989 if you were in the Air Force you should be familiar with Team Spirit (I think
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After west pac, back to SC for another year, then transferred back to Lemoore again and then got out..

Now why would I laugh about you being in the Air Force.. Jealous, envious… not going to laugh
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For one, as far as I am concerned, the Air Force's police is more serious than most of the other branches and you are more likely to get your fricken head blown off by Air Force police than any other branch AND it would be justified.. they don’t take no crap off no one..

You know that better than I do, $hit I was at a Marine Base in Arizona and there were some Air Force planes there, they had this nice little lined out area, on one side you were ok, if oyu stepped 1 inch on the other side that WASN’T ok, out of no where fricken Air Force Police, dogs, cats, everything was on your arse within seconds..

And before you STEPPED over that line, you would swear there wasn’t anyone around for miles.. You guys come our of fricken no where…

Yeah.. sure laugh at you guys,.. uh huh… I still shudder when I think of Air Force police…. Ahhhhh $hit!! My twitch is back again!! Thanks Rider!!

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I'm a (Get This) SR. Graphics Specialist IV... (Insert Thunderclap) OOOh aaaaah....
Yup, I am a Graphic Artist that has completely sold his soul to the MAN...

The wife pays the bills and buys me toys, my 9-5 keeps me out of trouble...  

She Keeps me around to haul garbage and sex...  (WHAT? You got a better idea?)

Prior to this I was active duty...

Prior to that I was a College Kid...

Oh yeah, I work Here:  Yup, Thats right, it's a beach on the left, and I have my own office with a view....  Good Stuff and of that I am thankful makes the days a whole lot easier... Or a <s>Firmer</s> I mean harder if some spring breakers find there way to that patch of sand....
WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY
bowdown.gif
Wait...I am not certain...(Sniff Sniff)  yup, I smell sarcasm...   Yeah I knew I was smelling something...  

Remember now, you asked the question... I'm not trying to be all pumped up and flash really, just having a bit of fun... I am not saying I'm MIB, they work just down the hall from me...
smile.gif
Referring to the Beach man, I miss having the beach in my back yard. Something about the waves just calms the soul.
Oh I gotcha, Yeah...What sucks is that of course none of the windows open, so while I get the sites I get no sounds...  That would be badass... I just get weird looks when I mention wanting a screen door...

Try being the only artsy sorta wierd guy in a building full of tightly wound up G-men...  They have their version of getting wild and I have a very different version.  Not to mention the Beard, the music etc...  They seem to think that I am WAAAYY out there man...  (I'm Groovy)....

 Everytime there is a DV or some "important" visitor I can hear excuses being made for my behaviour and attitude before I ever get to meet anyone.  That I think is pretty damned funny cause in the "WORLD Sense" I am pretty damned conservative...  Makes for an interesting work day usually...
Yeah well Rev.. At least you have Windows in your fricken building.. I am in a totally encased building with no windows, air vents sealed with steel bars so there are no openings more than 5 inches.

I have no kidding, gone into work in the morning and it was sunny, and came out at the end of the day and it was pooring rain, and never had a clue.



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I'm a (Get This) SR. Graphics Specialist IV... (Insert Thunderclap) OOOh aaaaah....

Yup, I am a Graphic Artist that has completely sold his soul to the MAN...

The wife pays the bills and buys me toys, my 9-5 keeps me out of trouble...  

She Keeps me around to haul garbage and sex...  (WHAT? You got a better idea?)

Prior to this I was active duty...

Prior to that I was a College Kid...

Oh yeah, I work Here:  Yup, Thats right, it's a beach on the left, and I have my own office with a view....  Good Stuff and of that I am thankful makes the days a whole lot easier... Or a <s>Firmer</s> I mean harder if some spring breakers find there way to that patch of sand....
WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY
bowdown.gif
Wait...I am not certain...(Sniff Sniff)  yup, I smell sarcasm...   Yeah I knew I was smelling something...  

Remember now, you asked the question... I'm not trying to be all pumped up and flash really, just having a bit of fun... I am not saying I'm MIB, they work just down the hall from me...
smile.gif
Referring to the Beach man, I miss having the beach in my back yard. Something about the waves just calms the soul.
Oh I gotcha, Yeah...What sucks is that of course none of the windows open, so while I get the sites I get no sounds...  That would be badass... I just get weird looks when I mention wanting a screen door...

Try being the only artsy sorta wierd guy in a building full of tightly wound up G-men...  They have their version of getting wild and I have a very different version.  Not to mention the Beard, the music etc...  They seem to think that I am WAAAYY out there man...  (I'm Groovy)....

 Everytime there is a DV or some "important" visitor I can hear excuses being made for my behaviour and attitude before I ever get to meet anyone.  That I think is pretty damned funny cause in the "WORLD Sense" I am pretty damned conservative...  Makes for an interesting work day usually...
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I can just see them all holding meetings over how to hide Revlis from the "ultra-importants"...like you're the resident "hippie" minus the Dead wear and flip flops!

...funny thing is that a guy like you is probably exactly who they'd rather deal with day in and day out anyway...screw that stuffed shirt crap...
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Manufacturing engineer and planner (currently) for division of a large plastic processing machinery company.

Have also been a sales engineer, CAD designer, etc.
 
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