WHAT'S YOUR PROFESSION?

without any exaggeration, I'm a bum, I buy and sell things on ebay and basically don't do much.
but somehow i've afforded myself a Benz E500 and a BUSA.
i'm not that mad when I wake up each morning.
Uhhh hmmmm is your company hiring?
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Ok.....I see that I have missed a shaving session. C'mon, peeps!! How come noone invites the big daddy shaver to the big shaving event.

Va...I too am suprised at how many conversations "shaving" can be fitted into. I'm still suprised and I love it!!! Shave on, shall we?

Oh yeah....I work for the judicial system....<s> brain-washing</s> rehabilitating drug offenders.

Other than that, I am an avid shaver of smooth proportions....
 
I Manage and Maintain a local Medical Arts Building~ I basically do what I can to keep all my tenents (Doctors & Nurses) happy~ I tend to spend a lot of my time in the mamo dept.~ For some reason they keep having problems with their A/C units??
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I Manage and Maintain a local Medical Arts Building~ I basically do what I can to keep all my tenents (Doctors & Nurses) happy~ I tend to spend a lot of my time in the mamo dept.~ For some reason they keep having problems with their A/C units??  
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OK You are officially the man...
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i'm a disposable lighter repair man.. gimme a call. i can hook you up with a new flint like *snap* that baby!
 
wow....we got a lot of military/law enforcement/top secret types.....if aliens ever invade us this board may go dark!!
Negative, this board will Go BLACK....

Thrasher is hearing me I know...

Negative on the MIL mail though thrasher. Um... yeah what you said above is pretty accurate...

Click my email below, drop me a line...
 
buyer for Costco Wholesale, and working on my doctorate in Clinical Psychology.. should be done in another 3 years!
 
I Manage and Maintain a local Medical Arts Building~ I basically do what I can to keep all my tenents (Doctors & Nurses) happy~ I tend to spend a lot of my time in the mamo dept.~ For some reason they keep having problems with their A/C units??


Mmmmmm.... Nurses
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The coolest and fastest cop in Maine.... Oh yea, I develop tactical tracking teams too
 
Oracle DBA...  Here is a list of things that I am intimately familiar with:

Professional Software:
Oracle 6.x, 7x, 8.x, 8i, 9i, and 10g, Oracle Label Security, Oracle Selective Audit, 10g Automatic Database Diagnostic Monitor (ADDM), 10g SQL Tuning Advisor, 10g SQL Access Advisor, 10g Memory Advisor, Oracle Internet Directory, Oracle 9iAS Portal, Oracle 9i Workflow, Oracle 9i JDeveloper, Oracle Enterprise Manager, Oracle Repository, Oracle Server Manager, Oracle SQL*Plus, Oracle SQLDBA, Oracle SQL*Net 1, Net 2 and Net 8, Hotsos Profiler 4.x tuning software, Quest TOAD 7.4, Mercury Interactive LoadRunner 7.8, Sybase 10, Microsoft SQLServer 5, 6, 7, and 2000, Software AG Adabas, Powersoft S-Designor 5, Power Designer/Data Architect 6.0, PowerBuilder 5, 6, 7, and 8, Sybase EAServer, Citrix MetaFrame, Apache Tomcat, ERWin, NEON Systems Shadow, OPNET version 6 and 7, Rational Rose, Rational ClearCase, Rational RequisitePro, UML, SQA Suite: TeamTest Version 5.1, Sun Solaris 2.4, 2.5 and 2.6, Sun x86, Windows NT 3.51, 4.0, Windows 2000, and Windows XP, Windows 3.1 and 3.11, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 2000 beta, Windows ME, HP UX, Novell Netware 3.11, Novell 3.12, Novell 4.1, Linux, DOS 4 through 6.22, IBM OS2, AppleTalk, FTP PCTCP, FTP OnNet 2.1, FTP X OnNet, RoboHelp version 2.61 and Office version 9.0, Cheyenne ArcServe for Windows, CA ArcServe, Veritas NetBackup, Legato NetWorker, PC Anywhere, ProComm Plus for Windows, CloseUp dial in software, Shiva LAN Rover software, MS Visio Professional, MS Office Professional, MS Word, MS Excel, MS Project, MS PowerPoint, MS Access, MS FoxPro 2.6, MS Visual FoxPro, MS Visual C++ 6.0, MS Visual BASIC, MS FrontPage, Lotus Notes 4.6, Borland C++, WordPerfect, Quattro Pro, Paradox, Perl 5.004, Samba, Sun management tools, Macromedia Flash MX, Shockwave, Dreamweaver 2, 3, 4, and MX, and Fireworks 2, 3, 4, and MX, Netscape, Internet Explorer, SofTrack software tracking, Norton Utilities, Symantec PC Tools, Quick Books Pro, Peachtree, Business Plan Pro and Marketing Plan Pro.

Hardware Platforms:
Essentially everything that runs either Windows, Unix, or Linux.

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Beside English, I speak: Japanese and Spanish.  Not to mention knowing how to hit on women and curse men in: greek, italian, german, french, russian, and latin...

I am also: an Oracle DBA Master, an Oracle Network Specialist Master, a Sun Network Administrator, a Novell Certified Netware Administrator, and a Notary Public for the State of Maryland.

Also, I ran my own software consulting company with 16+ employees for 5 years.

Currently I work for Oracle Corporation on a job that I cannot mention.

-Rip.
I suddenly feel very...small...

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Ok just for Michelle I won't say what I do presently. Formally I worked for the Air Force for 37 years. Several positions, 17 years in management, last 10 managed all tech data for missile warning and space surveillance fased array radar. Also worked for 3 years after gov't for PacBell phone company. 1-1/2 years in repair call center and 1-1/2 years in control office behind a computer all shift. So you see VA I did do something before becoming a busa bum.  
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Oh, come on flrider...I knew you were once a very busy man...it's the whole "look at me, I'm retired and contemplating whether to go ride the Harley or the Busa" syndrome that I'm having trouble with...it's jealously...there's no doubt!
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Thanks for sparing me though...you surely have bragging rights!
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I tell these guys when ,where and how many rockets to fire  View attachment 460207
Sounds like the "war games" my brother-in-law plays in the Air Force...

One of the most incredible things I've ever witnessed was watching target practice while visiting him up in Watertown, NY...I was out on a ridge overlooking a fairly huge canyon, surrounded by military vehicles...my brother-in-law was in a helicopter out of sight for the most part. F-14's would fly overhead and I'd hear him give the orders to fire...cluster bombs and bullets bigger than my arm would hit targets miles out. I'd see the blast seconds before the sound waves got to me...it was amazing! One of those things that most people never get to see...
 
I make contact lenses for a living. Only work 7 days out of a 2 week period, so I can't complain too much.:cool:
 
I make contact lenses for a living.  Only work 7 days out of a 2 week period, so I can't complain too much.:cool:
Cool!

I always wondered...

Are they injection molded and then ready to go, or do they have to be turned on a lathe?

Can you post some picts?



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