ARE YOU A BUSA-HOLIC?

[BigDawg_03Busa]

I've noticed that for the last 7 weeks I sleep less, I eat less and I find myself in prolonged gazes lasting 30 minutes or longer at a time. I've been to several doctors, even a couple of shrinks, yet noone seems to be able to diagnose my problem.

I was awaken yesterday at ~2 a.m. while dreaming that wind was breezing by at high rates of speed. I began to fly by small 2-wheeled creatures as if they were traveling in reverse. I couldn't make out the names but they looked something like R1, 1000RR and there was this one in particular that looked like a blur of green puke named zx 12 I think. It was really difficult making out the name as I went by so fast (or it went by in reverse).

Upon awakening in a cold sweat, I suddenly realized it was exactly 7 weeks ago I last sat on my baby and cruised the streets. I was torn between guilt and sadness, because I realized that part of recovery is admitting you have a problem.

My name is BigDawg_03Busa and I'm a BusaHolic!

 

[busabrother]

Damn BUSAHEAD!!!! Get some help, GEEZ!! First we had to deal with the crack epiemic, now this!!!

 

[BigDawg_03Busa]

Damn BUSAHEAD!!!! Get some help, GEEZ!! First we had to deal with the crack epiemic, now this!!!

LOL

 

[RaynTerror]

i miss my busa....i cant wait to pick it up from the dealer and give her a big hug...pretty sick, huh?

 

[arey]

I will admit I dream with my busa almost every day & night !

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[WWJD]

I have 'fun' with my Hayabusa... oops.... did I type that outloud?



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[mctrull]

Hi, Big Dawg!
My name is Mark and I am a Busaholic!

 

[busabrother]

wELCOME tRULL

 

[Cookie]

Damn, try crashing the thing and rebuilding it.

My garage and basement is like a Hayabusa parts house. (Need anything, let me know?

)

I stare at parts in the day and all the way through the night.

I buy things out of the parts bins uncontrollably. Everyone knows my shipping address.

The Police have started to watch my house, they think I am shipping drugs or something?!

You want to talk about cold sweats and scary knee-jerking dreams!?

I woke up with the spare tank between my legs curled up in the rec room the other night, mubbling something like, "I am invincible!"

What is that Doctor's number again?

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

haha...welcome to the obsession, Big Dawg. Just stay safe...you know you want to ride again tomorrow.

 

[HayabusaEPT]

Does me getting a bed next to my Busa and ditching the wife make me a Busa-Holic?

 

[mctrull]

Nah, just wierd.

 

[HayabusaEPT]

 

[gcal]

you think your bad?

i lose sleep when i here people saying that pressure washing the busa is bad cause it takes out the grease from the bearings.

or

i have a hard time just when i think i havent started it for about 70 days (parts including tank are in the shop)
i begin to think the gas has gone bad

but then i remember i put stabil in the tank

or

the fact that if you let it sit to long the oil does bad things to the gears and causes all kinds of problems.

you know your a Busa-Holic when your up at 3 in the morning looking at pictures and reading about hayabusa's and not naked women

or

when your not feeding your kid cause you posting on hayabusa.org
(ok im just kiddin on that last one)


this is a real addiction people so please seek treatment in proper form

1)go do a track day on the busa at least once a month

2)pop a few wheelies on the way home from work

3)and go down town and laguh at all the retards riding the 600s and say "yea my wife has one of those cute littel bikes" (do this one at least once a month also)

side affects from treatment are:

speeding tickets

people chasing you out of downtown while you ride away laguhing like a mad man

perment facial disfigurement due to alot of sh*t eating grins

o

and dont let me forget

you know you are a Busa-Holic when your wife says
"are you crazy?! im not wearing a motorcycle bra on my back while you make shifting noises during sex"

please seek help
this is not a joke

 

[gcal]

Hello my name is gcal and im a Busa-Holic

 

[BigDawg_03Busa]

Hi, Big Dawg!
My name is Mark and I am a Busaholic!

Welcome, and remember ther first step to recovery (actually if you're like me you like being an addict so recovery isn't an option).



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[BigDawg_03Busa]

Damn, try crashing the thing and rebuilding it.

My garage and basement is like a Hayabusa parts house. (Need anything, let me know?

)

I stare at parts in the day and all the way through the night.

I buy things out of the parts bins uncontrollably. Everyone knows my shipping address.

The Police have started to watch my house, they think I am shipping drugs or something?!

You want to talk about cold sweats and scary knee-jerking dreams!?

I woke up with the spare tank between my legs curled up in the rec room the other night, mubbling something like, "I am invincible!"

What is that Doctor's number again?

LOL. The numbe is (555) 555-BUSA

 

[BLU88]

 

[mctrull]

I will have to try the shifting noises thing, maybe I can play audios of top end runs to get me in the mood.

 

[WWJD]

Main Entry: ad·dic·tion
Pronunciation: &-'dik-sh&n, a-
Function: noun
1 : the quality or state of being addicted <addiction to reading>
2 : compulsive need for and use of a habit-forming substance (as heroin, nicotine, or alcohol) characterized by tolerance and by well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal; broadly : persistent compulsive use of a substance known by the user to be harmful