My answers vary depending on who's asking em. If they know bikes, ill chat a bit about the busa and its specs, if it another moron who's gettin a bike real soon, ill have some fun.
As of last year my busa had a 1550cc motor with an advanced V-tech setup that Honda developed with Suzuki, people who know nothing love the Vtechs.
I then recommended a Ducati as a good starter bike, low power, slow handleing and lack of maintenance are all selling.points on those bikes.
I like to help the dumb get dumber, and its not like they have the money for a bike anyway, they just spent all of it at the bar and on crack.