MR MIYAGI
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WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN! I AGREE THAT ANYONE IN HIS RIGHT MIND SHOULD WEAR PROTECTIVE GEAR WHEN RIDING.
HOWEVER, THIS SHOULD BE A MATTER OF CHOICE..IF WE ARE GOING TO LET THE GOVERNMENT DECIDE FOR US, THEN
WHY NOT MAKE EVERYONE, ON THE PUBLIC ROADS WEAR HELMETS! BIKES, CARS, WHATEVER. FIRESUITS, AND GLOVES AND ONE OF THOSE DEVICES THAT KEEPS YOUR HELMETED HEAD FROM SNAPPING FORWARD IN A CRASH, THAT SHOULD ALSO BE REQUIRED. ALSO GOVERNORS ON ALL
VEHICLES THAT LIMIT SPEED TO 15MPH, THAT WOULD MAKE US ALL A LOT SAFER..AND MAYBE DRIVER WEIGHT LIMITS, KEEP THE FAT GUYS OFF THE ROADS TOO..MUCH SAFER TO
BE HIT BY A SKINNY GUY IN A FIRESUIT AND HELMET GOING
15MPH, THEN A 300 POUNDER.. ALL THE VEHICLES SHOULD BE THAT BRIGHT ORANGE "GLOW IN THE DARK" COLOR TOO.
....NOW I'M ON A ROLL...AND WHAT CAN WE GET UNCLE SAM TO DO ABOUT THE MOST DANGEROUS THING ON THE ROAD,
NO NOT A DRUNK DRIVER, A SOCCER MOM IN A MINIVAN TALKING ON HER CELL PHONE....WE MUST HAVE A LAW TO DEAL WITH HER...JUST TOO DANGEROUS, WHAT WITH HER NEW HELMET AND FIRESUIT AND GLOVES, AND ALL THOSE KIDS IN THE BACK, THEY NEED HELMETS, FIRESUITS AND GLOVES TOO....AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE REALLY LITTLE
KIDS, WAY TOO SMALL FOR HELMETS AND FIRESUITS...I
KNOW, WE'LL PASS A LAW REQUIRING SPECIAL "SAFE VEHICLES" ONLY TO TRANSPORT THE LITTLE PEOPLE, AND SPECIAL ROADWAYS FOR THEM TO DRIVE ON,...WE CAN ALSO PUT THE FAT PEOPLE IN THE SPECIAL VEHICLES WITH THE LITTLE ONES, DRIVEN BY SPECIAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES SKILLED IN INFANT CHILDCARE, AND THE OPERATION OF THE NEW SPECIAL SAFE VEHICLES, ON THE NEW SPECIAL ROADWAYS....HELL, THERE GOT TO BE MORE THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO TO PROTECT US FROM OUR SELF'S.
......WHAT DO YA'LL THINK??
HOWEVER, THIS SHOULD BE A MATTER OF CHOICE..IF WE ARE GOING TO LET THE GOVERNMENT DECIDE FOR US, THEN
WHY NOT MAKE EVERYONE, ON THE PUBLIC ROADS WEAR HELMETS! BIKES, CARS, WHATEVER. FIRESUITS, AND GLOVES AND ONE OF THOSE DEVICES THAT KEEPS YOUR HELMETED HEAD FROM SNAPPING FORWARD IN A CRASH, THAT SHOULD ALSO BE REQUIRED. ALSO GOVERNORS ON ALL
VEHICLES THAT LIMIT SPEED TO 15MPH, THAT WOULD MAKE US ALL A LOT SAFER..AND MAYBE DRIVER WEIGHT LIMITS, KEEP THE FAT GUYS OFF THE ROADS TOO..MUCH SAFER TO
BE HIT BY A SKINNY GUY IN A FIRESUIT AND HELMET GOING
15MPH, THEN A 300 POUNDER.. ALL THE VEHICLES SHOULD BE THAT BRIGHT ORANGE "GLOW IN THE DARK" COLOR TOO.
....NOW I'M ON A ROLL...AND WHAT CAN WE GET UNCLE SAM TO DO ABOUT THE MOST DANGEROUS THING ON THE ROAD,
NO NOT A DRUNK DRIVER, A SOCCER MOM IN A MINIVAN TALKING ON HER CELL PHONE....WE MUST HAVE A LAW TO DEAL WITH HER...JUST TOO DANGEROUS, WHAT WITH HER NEW HELMET AND FIRESUIT AND GLOVES, AND ALL THOSE KIDS IN THE BACK, THEY NEED HELMETS, FIRESUITS AND GLOVES TOO....AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE REALLY LITTLE
KIDS, WAY TOO SMALL FOR HELMETS AND FIRESUITS...I
KNOW, WE'LL PASS A LAW REQUIRING SPECIAL "SAFE VEHICLES" ONLY TO TRANSPORT THE LITTLE PEOPLE, AND SPECIAL ROADWAYS FOR THEM TO DRIVE ON,...WE CAN ALSO PUT THE FAT PEOPLE IN THE SPECIAL VEHICLES WITH THE LITTLE ONES, DRIVEN BY SPECIAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES SKILLED IN INFANT CHILDCARE, AND THE OPERATION OF THE NEW SPECIAL SAFE VEHICLES, ON THE NEW SPECIAL ROADWAYS....HELL, THERE GOT TO BE MORE THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO TO PROTECT US FROM OUR SELF'S.
......WHAT DO YA'LL THINK??