Sexless marriage?

If this is something that developed after we fell in love and got married then maybe.
If health problems develop in life with your wedded partner that prevent you from doing that than it is what God gave you and you muse deal with it. Cannot just cut and run. But entering into a relationship and then marriage where she says she can't or won't put out than 'nice meeting you and have a nice day!' :)

My wife has been out of town and I've been sexless for ten days! This has been complete cold turkey torture.
It's one of the drawbacks of being married to a Latin woman. Easy to get addicted but not so easy to quit :)
 
SCBQQSTN said:
See the thing is, a relationship is way more than sex. A relationship is building a partnership with a friend and enjoying life together. Sex should compliment the relationship, and not be the main focus. Continue to be single and have sex with countless women, if you prefer to lay in your deathbed with no wife or children next to you, that's your choice.

Sex is a great, but it is also blind. You will never be happy if all you care about is the physical pleasure your body wants to share with many women.

We all have life choices.

Many marriages have ended because the guy or girl were too selfish to not control their bodies and not be happy sexually with their spouse.

This is something that I never understood.
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Places like Caifornia that has no fault divorces is a cause of divorce. Fault divorce rock.
 
SCBQQSTN said:
Many marriages have ended because the guy or girl were too selfish to not control their bodies and not be happy sexually with their spouse.

This is something that I never understood.
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To a point I totally agree and likewise totally disagree. There is dishonesty, mistrust, misunderstanding and miscommunication in the relationship when it comes to sex. Most people never truly know their partner sexually and until you do you can never truly know your partner. It is the unknown or taboo parts of sex that drives many outside of their relationship. Due to shame or any number of other reasons.
Just as some feel sex is only a means of reprosuction, others feel it is only ok in a predetermined acceptable fashion. Not all human creatures are the same, have the same feelings or needs. Just because one feels something is taboo doesn't mean it really is to their partner or any other.

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO CONSENTING ADULTS!!!!!!! WITHOUT CONSENT OR IN THE CASE OF A CHILD THE RULES ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!

That is about as far as this can go while remaining inside the rules of this forum.
 
There are three stages to marital sex.

1. Kitchen sex - when you are first married she gives that stuff up anywhere, on the kitchen table, the laundry room, the back yard lawn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ANYWHERE!

2. Bedroom sex - after a few years and two kids sex becomes reserved for the bedroom on occasions.

3. Hallway sex - the third and final stage of marital sex is "Hallway Sex" when you pass each other in the hallway and she flips the finger and angrily says "f***you!

For $150 an hour I give marriage counseling! :dunno:
 
Tufbusa said:
There are three stages to marital sex.

1. Kitchen sex - when you are first married she gives that stuff up anywhere, on the kitchen table, the laundry room, the back yard lawn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ANYWHERE!

2. Bedroom sex - after a few years and two kids sex becomes reserved for the bedroom on occasions.

3. Hallway sex - the third and final stage of marital sex is "Hallway Sex" when you pass each other in the hallway and she flips the finger and angrily says "f***you!

For $150 an hour I give marriage counseling! :dunno:
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Stick to racing Sir as that is obviously your area of expertise:poke:
:D
 
BusaBret said:
Stick to racing Sir as that is obviously your area of expertise:poke:
:D
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Don't lecture me on expertise! I have been happily mairried nine times. Five of which were before you were born! :beerchug:

I have now learned a better approach and avoid marriage. I simply find an ugly woman and buy her a house! :thumbsup:
 
If my marriage became sexless, I would have to do some real soul searching. I am madly in love with my wife and don't know if I could ever leave her....but then we have GREAT sex (her words, not mine). After 26 years of marriage (29 years together), I've learned a few things over the years that make it better. Now I will admit we don't have sex as often as I'd like, but if that were true, I'd be dead from exhaustion.

The taboo stuff took many years before she was OK with it, but, oh baby.:laugh:
 
Tufbusa said:
Don't lecture me on expertise! I have been happily mairried nine times. Five of which were before you were born! :beerchug:

I have now learned a better approach and avoid marriage. I simply find an ugly woman and buy her a house! :thumbsup:
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Well in that case $150 an hour may just be a deal:thumbsup:
 
Originally Posted by jellyrug
When old like me a fast country ride on the Busa is better than sex.
mr8ball said:
What age does this happen? I am not looking forward to that :rofl:
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If you have the choice to go right now and do 1 1/2 hours of back country roads with cool twisties, some 165mph sections and no Popo, would you say no and rather go have sex?
 
Tufbusa said:
There are three stages to marital sex.

1. Kitchen sex - when you are first married she gives that stuff up anywhere, on the kitchen table, the laundry room, the back yard lawn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ANYWHERE!

2. Bedroom sex - after a few years and two kids sex becomes reserved for the bedroom on occasions.

3. Hallway sex - the third and final stage of marital sex is "Hallway Sex" when you pass each other in the hallway and she flips the finger and angrily says "f***you!

For $150 an hour I give marriage counseling! :dunno:
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I'd be somewhere between 2 and 3 on the "Tufbusa scale" :banghead:
 
jellyrug said:
Originally Posted by jellyrug
When old like me a fast country ride on the Busa is better than sex.


If you have the choice to go right now and do 1 1/2 hours of back country roads with cool twisties, some 165mph sections and no Popo, would you say no and rather go have sex?
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May I answer this? :please:

Do the 1 1/2 hours of back roads etc etc with the wife riding the backseat. At the end of that 1 1/2 hours we will find a nice secluded spot and burn off the excitement!!
 
Tufbusa said:
There are three stages to marital sex.

1. Kitchen sex - when you are first married she gives that stuff up anywhere, on the kitchen table, the laundry room, the back yard lawn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ANYWHERE!

2. Bedroom sex - after a few years and two kids sex becomes reserved for the bedroom on occasions.

3. Hallway sex - the third and final stage of marital sex is "Hallway Sex" when you pass each other in the hallway and she flips the finger and angrily says "f***you!

For $150 an hour I give marriage counseling! :dunno:
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Truer words have never been spoken.
 
jellyrug said:
Originally Posted by jellyrug
When old like me a fast country ride on the Busa is better than sex.


If you have the choice to go right now and do 1 1/2 hours of back country roads with cool twisties, some 165mph sections and no Popo, would you say no and rather go have sex?
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Sex. After the sex while she slept from exhaustion, I would go for another ride . I would have my cake and eat it too. :laugh:
 
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