Sexless marriage?

[skydivr]

Next time you snuggle up with mama..... I'll remind you of this very quote

OH YOU ARE SO

BUSTED!

 

[mr8ball]

Originally Posted by jellyrug
When old like me a fast country ride on the Busa is better than sex.


If you have the choice to go right now and do 1 1/2 hours of back country roads with cool twisties, some 165mph sections and no Popo, would you say no and rather go have sex?

Sorry I still have to take the sex. Guess its just to good

 

[jellyrug]

Next time you snuggle up with mama..... I'll remind you of this very quote

Sorry honey, I did not know you still visit here.

Tell you what, I'll make it up to you. How about a fast two up ride on the Busa, taking the favorite country route?

 

[Ezduzit]

Don't lecture me on expertise! I have been happily mairried nine times. Five of which were before you were born!

I have now learned a better approach and avoid marriage. I simply find an ugly woman and buy her a house!

That last statement made me bust my gut.

 

[superbeagle]

After 14 years together eight married. The sex life is so much better. Women need to be surprised and interested.

 

[BigBadDodge]

Don't lecture me on expertise! I have been happily mairried nine times. Five of which were before you were born!

I have now learned a better approach and avoid marriage. I simply find an ugly woman and buy her a house!

Thats the greatest thing i've ever read

 

[Big Bo]

Next time you snuggle up with mama..... I'll remind you of this very quote

Open mouth, insert foot.

 

[Big Bo]

Sorry honey, I did not know you still visit here.

Tell you what, I'll make it up to you. How about a fast two up ride on the Busa, taking the favorite country route?

 

[Taylor]

Sorry honey, I did not know you still visit here.

Tell you what, I'll make it up to you. How about a fast two up ride on the Busa, taking the favorite country route?

This is to funny

 

[Lycan]

Wife walks in..

"Well Mr. Man the doctor says NO SEX for us for the next 6 weeks, so I guess you're just gonna have to make due"

Husband, stops, thinks and answers..

"Well what did the dentist say?"

 

[Lycan]

And jelly...

Umm, Id say that you managed to have sex actually...because your wife F-ed you with her reply...or actually we COULD say you f-ed yourself with what you wrote

Either way you actually had sex on this thread

So when I come down to NC this year to John's and I finally get to meet you but start to laugh hysterically when I actually SEE you? Yup it will be this thread Im thinking of

 

[Tufbusa]

My woman woke up this morning, looked at me and said: "Take me some place I've never been before"!





I took her a$$ to the kitchen!

 

[BusaBret]

I woke this morning to breakfast and coffee in bed. Of course there was a catch. Wifey informed me I would need my strength later

 

[mr8ball]

I woke this morning to breakfast and coffee in bed. Of course there was a catch. Wifey informed me I would need my strength later

I guess she thought you were going for a ride later

 

[BusaBret]

I guess she thought you were going for a ride later

Exactly what she was thinking!! Just not on the bike as you implied.