Should i be fired?

[TheDude27]

You're afraid of accoutants? WTF?? Most of the CPA's at my office egg me on to do wheelies.  How large of a company do you work for? They seem wound a little too tightly or maybe the company is public and they are ready to jump at any time because of SOX compliance.




Oh yea, and did I mention that I'm a super-smart IT guy...hahaha..well... I write ERP software nowdays. So now I'm the guy they call to go onsite and deal with the "supersmart IT guys" when they are trying to be territorial pr*cks.  I like how they all have one single area of expertise and bring it up as a resolution for every situation... hell I was doing that back in the 80-90's when it actually worked.

Wag I'd tOtAlLy pWn you.(fear the 'leet speak)

 

[WWJD]

leet speak or GEEK speak? HAHAHHHAHHAHAA



nerd.


[ahem]

 

[GSXcite]

If you had any sack, you would go in and demand a raise due to the high cost of fuel and tires!

 

[Revlis]

I thought it was 1337 sp33k?

 

[TheDude27]

I thought it was 1337 sp33k?

Nerd.

 

[TheDude27]

leet speak or GEEK speak?  HAHAHHHAHHAHAA



   nerd.


[ahem]

Yea but accountants don't scare me...  :


And I'm telling your mom, you're being mean.  

  lol



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[Wag]

Hey, waitaminnit.  I'm an accountant AND a super-cool, super-smart IT guy.  I don't know how to vote!

Grrrr.

--Wag--

No Such thing sorry.  Despite popular opinion the ability to manage a computer and a network does NOT make one super-cool or super-smart.  

Just fuggin with ya,


No I'm not...


OK here's the thing I have just seen so many IT folks cruising around over the years that the whole "I'm IT so I am smart and Clever" thing has long since worn thin.  Having your MCSE, and a couple of other certifications does not translate into being an all knowing all seeing Oracle, lots of folks forget this.

I know you were playing and I am too bro, I've just gotten a bit sensitive to the Arrogance of IT lately, I've been wrestling with a self taught admin who thinks they know more about what a graphics guy needs in his computer and in his office than the graphics guy...  Grrr...

Sorry WWJD didn't mean to thread jack.  WAG  you know I'm just fuggin with ya.

Just now saw this. I was starting to get depressed because you weren't fuggin' with me. I feel soooooo much better now!



Just remember, I didn't say I was a super-smart, super-cool guy because I was an IT guy. It's 'cause I'm an accountant. Well, except for that super-cool part. That's where I sorta start losing it so I made that up 'cause it's funny. Geek humor, y'know?!

--Wag--

 

[Wag]

REVLIS, I totally agree with you abotu the IT 'TUDE.  I hate it and don't practice.  I've never had a certificate and plan to never have one.  Nothing against them, but I learn more actually WORKING than any instantly out of date cert would ever give me.   Problem with those IT guys is priorities and what's important in life.   They think being known as a super genious with be the end all for them, and no one really cares.  They work too many hours cuz they think they have to get everything done, lower the quality and expectations for those of us that actually HAVE lives.

But I will not retract that I am smart, EXPERIENCED learned, not cert or book knowledged, and goog looking, although that last part is based on personal subjective viewpoint.  And the people that don't think so are wrong anyway  

The accountants got together and had a meeting.  After four hours of calculating teh outcomes, costs, and effects they decided to not say anything and get back to work because it would have cost too much money and time to get me into trouble [see attached spread sheet]

So far only one person saw it and said they figured out it was me... and he works in IT!  

Davey Crockett used to kick the shid out of people who called him a "gentleman." I kick the shid out of people who call me "certified." I am NOT certified, dammit. I learned this shid on my own over the last 25 years. I'm good. Computers tremble in fear when I enter a room 'cause they know I'm their pimp-daddy and I'm gonna get them on their knees before me.

LMAO



--Wag--

 

[Wag]

Hey, waitaminnit.  I'm an accountant AND a super-cool, super-smart IT guy.  I don't know how to vote!

It'll be hard on that Radio Shack TRS 80.[/QUOTE]
I'm almost embarrassed to admit that I know what that is!

Check this out: Computer Museum

--Wag--

 

[Wag]

And I seriously was not picking on 'accountants' just the stereo type... hopefully the shoe DOESN'T fit  

Yeah but it sure seemed like you were picking UP on that little hottie over in the accouting department.  Trying to get her to be your personal accounts receivable clerk.



--Wag--

 

[WWJD]

And I seriously was not picking on 'accountants' just the stereo type... hopefully the shoe DOESN'T fit

Yeah but it sure seemed like you were picking UP on that little hottie over in the accouting department. Trying to get her to be your personal accounts receivable clerk.



--Wag--

yeah, true.. but in the end, her figures just didn't add up [nudge nudge wink wink!]

One of my high school buddies STILL HAS his TRS-80 Model 1 Level 1 4k ram, in the back of a closet! I couldn't believe it!

 

[Wag]

I'm fortunate enough to have never soiled my fingers on one of those things. However, I was polluted significantly by a Sinclair way back when.

Bleah...



--Wag--

 

[fairlane]

Not cool,what if something would have happend? If you wanna smoke your tire thats fine but around a parking lot full of cars,not good judgement!!

 

[WWJD]

What could have possibly happened? Did I miss something? I didn't "Ride it out" - it was a couple rotations and pull away. The melty Pirelli simply left a line. I never do squidly type stupid stuff endangering surroundings or others.

But thanks for the input. All opinions welcomed on the net

 

[fairlane]

Your right holding the front brake and burning the bake tire is not squidy at all. What if your busa was parked and someone in a car did that in front of it? Rubber flies everywhere. Plus in pa that is a disordely conduct criminal code 5503,with court cost and fines it is 417.00 bucks,plus you can be put to jail for 90 days.

 

[fairlane]

Your right holding the front brake and burning the back tire is not squidy at all. What if your busa was parked and someone in a car did that in front of it? Rubber flies everywhere. Plus in pa that is a disordely conduct criminal code 5503,with court cost and fines it is 417.00 bucks,plus you can be put to jail for 90 days.

 

[WWJD]

Wow, man. You kinda missed the whole "fun side" of THIS post din't you? You have a loved one killed by a piece of flying rubber from a burn out or something? Lighten up.

gotta love the net

 

[fairlane]

 

[S7R4NGER]

"Take the day off"... go learn who to make real burnouts...

 

[WWJD]

hahahahh oh man, you guys are UNFORGIVING! I'm not gonna produce a block long cloud of white smoke leading right to a nuge pile of melting rubber in my professional business parking lot! YES, I know how to do that and usually roast them off at the end of a tires life... BUT there's a time and a place...

here. is this better?