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Unemployment is on the rise, joining the Land O Lakes maiden is Uncle Ben, Mrs. Butterworth, and Aunt Jemima. Betty Crocker said her job is in jeopardy due to the BLM movement. Also 5000 lawn jockeys jobs have been eliminated. They could be retrained as pink lawn flamingoes and hired by the gay rights movement. This just in the Cream of Wheat chef has also been terminated. In other news; Jack Daniels has come out of the closet, and reported he and Jim Beam will set up house together. His former father-in-law, Old Grand Dad is cutting him out of his will. Did I miss anyone?