The playpen candidate for the speedo primary.

Perhaps a few words from FalconCop161?

The polls will close next friday.

Dirty Pete has Ted woke up yet? Maybe you can interperate a few words from him(possible drunken coma).
 
I accept this office with full Gratitude,,and I will Take as many bribes from the people that elected me with open pockets.

Just Gimme a few Hot Broads as secretaries,,and we Have a deal..Thank you Kaw-buser for Looking up to me as the Man for the Job.

161 ®
 
I have laughed a lot reading your posts. Should comment though, that my partners are not sure if we want a Kennedy promoting our product... Got to think of our corporate image and everything :)

Seems like we have two nominees; Vegas and Falcon.

Let's see some more votes, and then Kawabuser can decide when the ballot is closed and pick the winner.
 
First off I never said that I look "up" to you FalconCop161, political candidates in this country are seldom looked "up" to these days. Bill Clinton took care of that, for the most of us, even school kids at the bus stop and sandbox have spoke of the poor moral character of our politicians. These days it is usually a choice of the Lesser Evil.

But we need more votes, I am sure that FalconCop161 will find a way to stuff the ballot box, and Vegas residing in the "city of sin" may have a few tricks up his sleeve. After all he did "crash" the Suzuki Show, perhaps some of his "Mob" friends are helping him, he has already spoke of the corruption in the Police force there(he has friends in high places).

Yes, Vegas grabbed us spy photos. But what about the Suzuki Dealer who was found lumped up inside a dumpster out side the building.

And then there is the other side of FalconCop161, here is a guy that singles out Kawasaki riders and charges them with trumped up Drunk Driving Charges, and then off duty rides the same streets on Pursuit-Busa way over the national speed limit. Could we call this "Abuse of Power while in office".

WE NEED VOTES - VOTE _ VOTE _ VOTE _ VOTE !!!

Vegas Dude - 1

FalconCop161 - 1

Ted Kennedy - 1

Bob Dole - 1

George Bush - 1

Ole,"Double Bag Barb" - 1
 
KawAbuser: Here's my thoughts on this. Brace yourself.

If Vegas wants it, he deserves it more than anyone else still available in recognition of his contributions to .ORG and his dedication to the Busa and to riding in general. He is also just as well qualified as the already-chosen testers to perform proper testing and to report back...maybe more.

However, FC is a cop. He has access to speed calibrating equipment (radar, laser, lidar blah blah blah) and police electronics technicians that no one one else has. IF you trust FalconCOP to use those facilities and to do the job, I think he has the potential to add important perspectives to the test than no one else can.

By this reasoning, I think you might consider letting Vegas make the decision (based on the best interests of 99TLR's project or on any other basis he may choose) himself.

And no, FC has not given me a Get-Out-Of-Jail Card under the table. Or a BJ under the table for that matter. But while we're on the subject, how 'bout it FC?
 
Falconcop:

Secretaries, bribes and "open pockets"? So early in the campaign? Aren't you supposed to offer us the perks to get elected then ignore us once you are on the speedo testing committee? Then aren't you supposed to convince TLR that it is in his best interest to raise the cost of the unit when he sells it to the rest of us? Don't you even know how to srew your constituents? I am beginning to question your ability to develop a winning strategy and win this race?

Dazee: I know nothing about astrology.
 
VegasDude should be receiving an award for most helpful Busa owner of the month! He went beyond the call and provided info that many of us value quiet highly. How many guys would go to this much trouble for fellow owners? Certainly not his "opponent".
 
In the best interest of the board, and citing dirty pete's above post. Let falcon cop have the device, if he will use all the technology at his disposal to test.......................Thanks for the votes..........it was fun............lol

[This message has been edited by VegasDude (edited 24 September 1999).]
 
Hello fellow busers my name is Bill and I think I should recieve the upgrade ...why you ask because I`m a helluva guy ask me I`ll tell ya.I wont promise world peace or lower taxes but I will use the fix to its full potential"ask Mike Millard" anyway a vote for me is a vote for the working man everywhere.Any babys need kissing?
 
I vote for VegasDude.
Reasons:
1. Seems to be "connected". To which family, I don't know, but I don't need any offers I can't refuse.
2. I don't want to wake up with the head of my Busa in bed beside me and my sheets covered with oil.
 
Nice gesture Vegas. The only problem is that there has been no evidence to verify whether FC really is a cop. All efforts that could have easily verified the question have been thwarted, ignored and ridiculed by the self proclaimed wonder cop. So far I've read nothing but words and trash - none of which is indicative of a real law enforcement officer. In fact I've not seen any info to indicate he even owns a Busa! The speedo testers are required to provide helpful feedback and information regarding the product for the vendor AND other Busa owners. Read the current FC postings on Busa.org - heck - read just about ANY of his postings and ask yourself if this is the type of individual that is likely to provide HELPFUL, serious information and feedback? There are so many worthy owners here - why not utilize one?
 
Todd...most cops are sugarbritches. FC at least admits he is.

The chance for TLR99 to get cop input from FC, even if FC fails for any reason, is worth it.

The moment FC, assuming he accepts this responsibility, fails to provide timely feedback, TLR99 can just reassign the test.

And there's no magic to TLR's number of testers. If he's worried about FC, he can just add one more test cell...Vegas.

Vegas has just proven once more he's a good poop.
 
FC has not responded. And it's not like he hasn't read about his "election." He reads everything 5 times while he formulates his custom-made insults.

This is perhaps the most convincing evidence yet that FalconCOP 161 is nothing more than a user name, with the emphasis on USER.

People who are not real cannot accept real responsibilities like this speedo reporting job.

I'm not going to rag him here, but out of sheer curiosity I'd love to know what kind of empty soul lives behind that user name.

Is FC a patient in an institution who is sad about never having had a normal life and has invented this one?

Is he a child who has lost his parents and has no friends?

The latest mainstream child psychology theory says that when a young person can't command positive attention from adults, negative attention is an acceptable substitute.

FC has taken that syndrome to its ultimate conclusion. He now cannot accept positive attention and craves ONLY negative attention. If he hasn't got his "hooks in our cheeks," he gets grumpy and begs for insults to be thrown his way.

He must be miserable. I wish we or someone else could help him.

But I digress.

KawAbuser if you did indeed give Vegas the choice, well he's done the gentlemanly thing now. I think you've given it away and it's still Vegas' to award to himself if he wants.
 
I can get the police to use the radar guns and whatever they have to test. SO let me know. FC aint going to find any dirt on me. Im as clean as they come.......well except for speeding every once in a while........
 
I don't know how it goes in Las Vegas, Vegas but where I am from the police are more than happy to record your speed for you. Sometimes they are so impressed they let you show the results to a judge.

Just give the damn thing to Vegas he has earned it.
 
FalconCop, are you there? Do you want this thing? Seems like the other candidate threw the election. :)
 
Whoa there, Vegas's election manager just called and said there was a "problem" at one of the casino's. Seems there is a guy down there posing as FalconCop trying to dig up some dirt on Vegas. We can not just toss the win to FC this easy. Gsx1300guy is a fine human being as compared to FalconCop, so maybe we should look there. And not within the confines of coruption (Las Vegas and Police). Maybe we should elect the regular guy, GSX1300guy you know mainstream america at it's best.
 
The polls will close on September 30, this thursday and it sure looks like a landslide for Vegas, but let's not repeat history and count out the others so soon.

VOTE.......VOTE.......VOTE.......VOTE.......
 
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