What you need to know about Emu's.
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Mikey D
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Pacific is trembling allright!Hey Mikey I don't know if I want to ask PB for anything. That dude is totally warped. He reminds me of a co-worker friend of mine. His nickname is "Slipclutch." And believe me when I say the name fits. But in my mind it's more like "Burntclutch." Him and PB may just be related.Hey BAC, you can get some baby powder for that bad itch.
Just ask Pacific.
Anyway, I'm sure PBs hands trimble quite a bit from constantly using that electric shaver all the time...
Brian
But I think it is in anticipation!
LOL.
Yeah as bad as Pac-man likes to shave, he's probably anticipating a little stubble so that he can get to shaving. I'm willing to bet that Pac-man is a cordless man. He doesn't sound like the sturdy, and manly straight-razor type guy... (OUCH!!)
Brian
Here is some more info.
And check this out. This terrifies me. If they can put something like this together then what can’t they do? Now do you all beleave?
http://www.flyingemu.com/
http://www.flyingemu.com/
Mikey D
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Boy dem emus is bein smart! Dems gotta be fake info!
Hows'a come they be wantin ta tell yis where dey is?
Its'a big'na conspircy!
I just about fell on the floor laughing when I saw that this morning Rosco.
Went riding with Sledhead yesterday. A bit windy but stll had a blast. He was missing his side panels. All he would say is that an investigation was going on in his area that that Emu's had been seen around in cars smoking.
Never trust an Emu. That's all I can say.
Never trust an Emu. That's all I can say.
aah....and so the Shaver has been summoned.He's gonna have a lot to say when he gets back from his weekend trip!
Ain't Ya Pac-shave!
I see y'all been busy talkin shid about da PAC....tsk tsk tsk. So many things to respond to....
First off, yes, I think I have alot to say. Lemme see....wheeeerrree do I start....oh yeah! There!
SHAVE THEM ALL!!! SHAVE EACH AND EVERY DAMN EMU!!!! SPARE NONE!!!! LEAVE NONE WITH FUZZ!!!! YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Ahem...so moving right along...yes, my hands tremble. In anticipation? You betcha!
Lately, I find myself looking at everything hairy...watching....waiting....
Ba....no cordless fer me. I myself prefer the ever so sleek G Mach III. Totally contours to uhmm.......curves....on your face and elsewhere. Nothing beats it in terms of closeness. Hehe....and Gillette "Extra Sensitive" shaving cream.
Trust me on this one, doods. If you don't use the extra sensitive, your you-know-what will be quite tingly...and that's not a good tingly I'm talking about either. Actually, I found out that when you let it sit fer awhile, it actually starts to burn....
You can imagine the look on my face when that happened.
ACK!
yep...same thing I said, Lazer...
We need to keep this Emu thread alive. Emu awareness is important. If we ignore what’s going on then we are also at fault. It's something that I learned at Normandy.
yep...I say we shave 'em all....and shave them bald!!!
Can't get too complacent with these guys....
Can't get too complacent with these guys....
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