What you need to know about Emu's.

[oldhat]

Hey Mikey.........what the heck are your kids doin' when your here all the time?

LIghtin' cars on fire?

Or just drivin' them off the hoists?

 

[oldhat]

wow!!! top of the page. in the 2 years I've been here I don't think thats ever happened!

 

[Mikey D]

Naaahh, I'm the one that gets to light em on fire!

Actually, one of my students had an old nova (Junque!) and couldn't get it started (Timing & carburation)

He wanted to choke the carb to see if it was too rich, I tild him to set the timing first and that when He did, use a piece of cardboard.

He didn't set the timing and had someone crank it while he put his hands over the top of the carb. It backfired & blew his hands over the top of his head. And set the carb on fire!

I laughed my azz off!

Then I blew a fire extingusher down his carb!

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

Hey Pac!

I was stickin up for yer ol lady!

WTF?


Now them shaved sheep is another matter entirly!

when she sees this, Mikey, she's only gonna sic the Triads on Sled...she'll know you were on her side.

As for lazer, she'll probably have the Triads hook up with the Emu nation to regulate and shid...

It's all good, Mikey....it's all good.

 

[Mikey D]

Cool beans Pac-in-ator!

Now for the real story!

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>You's guys ain't gonna believe this!</span>

Look at what I saw in today's paper!

<marquee>Unbelievable Emu Shid!</marquee>

I know now that I am tainted for life. No longer will I be able to see the word EMU and not think about you wierdos!

 

[oldhat]

Hey Mikey....Emu's are all over the news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's one for ya......when I was a youth, I had an old Trans Am. I had a major carb fire on it one day. Sprayed WAY too much ether down the carb trying to strart it. Ya know how the shakers are bolted to the carb on a T/A?? It takes a couple minute sto get the damn thing off. I bout torched the entire car that day!

 

[Mikey D]

Hey Mikey....Emu's are all over the news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's one for ya......when I was a youth, I had an old Trans Am.  I had a major carb fire on it one day.  Sprayed WAY too much ether down the carb trying to strart it.  Ya know how the shakers are bolted to the carb on a T/A??  It takes a couple minute sto get the damn thing off.  I bout torched the entire car that day!

Yikes!

Hope it turned out OK.

When this stuff happens in class, I get to LMAO!

 

[Lazerblade]

I laughed my asss off when I read this today. I am back from Togo and would you beleave that all the airport security were......yup...Emu's.

Good to be home again.

 

[oldhat]

Glad your home safe and sound buddy!! Did we have a happy, easy going customer all the way?

 

[Lazerblade]

He was medicated the whole way. Slept like a baby.

 

[oldhat]

Good!!! Glad to hear it was uneventful for you!

 

[Mikey D]

Central location for terrorist organizaiton

 

[Lazerblade]

Mikey D,

Thats what they want you to think.

Just be real careful.

Paul

 

[Mikey D]

Trying to gather intelegence for ya lazer!

 

[Mikey D]

Well, I guess this thread is just about dead.

Long live the Emus!

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

Sooo....how many emus were taken out today?

I'd still shave the snickers offa them....

 

[Revlis]

As if To say....WTF?

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

LOL!!! Damn, thassa funny pic, Rev!!

I think I'll use that as my desktop...

Hahah....it's such a blast to have a digicam at the ready....

 

[Lazerblade]

Ok, so I meet this girl. We hit it off. I mean like we have so much in common. Everything is perfect. So, we do everything together for a week and a half. I am thinking to myself, man, she is perfect. This could be the one. Then one night she says to me. "Paul, I have to tell you something." Ok, this is not the first time I have heard this. I am thinking things like, "I am married, I have a boyfriend, I am a call girl" but then she says to me. "I am a Emu" She broke my heart. Emu's are like that.

 

[Mikey D]

Ok, so I meet this girl.  We hit it off.  I mean like we have so much in common.  Everything is perfect.  So, we do everything together for a week and a half.  I am thinking to myself, man, she is perfect.  This could be the one.  Then one night she says to me.  "Paul, I have to tell you something."  Ok, this is not the first time I have heard this.  I am thinking things like, "I am married, I have a boyfriend, I am a call girl" but then she says to me.  "I am a Emu"  She broke my heart.  Emu's are like that.

Cough, cough, Hey man, did you get a good hit?