What you need to know about Emu's.

[oldhat]

Well....I'm happy to say that there has been a full investigation into the thieving Emus!

Turns out that there a pretty bad problem with Emu gangs around here.  So me and a buddy decided to go undercover.  We dressed up as 2 fat emu's and wen't deep undercover.  Let me tell ya......them Emu gangs are pretty tough birds!!

So we went a searchin' for the pimp daddy of all Emu's to find out what was goin on.  We were told we might find my missing body panels down this one alley.  So we wander down there and the freakin' birds had erected a damn shrine with my body panels.......WEIRD stuff man!!!!  

Well....my buddy speaks pretty fluent Emu and he did a little investigating.  And let me tell ya that these birds are THE smartest bird on the earth!!!!

It turns out that they had stole my side panels and erected a shrine because the Black and Blue is THE fastest bird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well....after we retrieved my body panels the bird perps were all rounded up, shot up with thorizine and put on an airplane to Togo!!!!  

 

[Mikey D]

Wow Sled! Can I have a hit?

 

[oldhat]

Sure thing Mikey.....I'll mail ya some! Should that go to the residence or school??? I'll bet that your school kids will have better stuff than me though

 

[Mikey D]

 

[oldhat]

now we just have to keep this one alivefor Lazerblade. He's not gonna be around a computer for a few days and he'll need a laugh when he gets back. so try to keep this at the top for him folks.

 

[Mikey D]

Bump.



Oops, wrong thread!

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

SHAVE THE DAMN EMUS!!! SHAVE THEM BALD!!! SHAVE 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!

And now, back to our regularly scheduled Emu fleecing...

 

[Mikey D]

I thought you got fleece from sheep?

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

fleecing is just the term....

 

[Mikey D]

So you put the sheep where for what term?

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

Good question. I say just shave them all!!! No need to worry about nothin but havin fun with a razor...

 

[oldhat]

but do shaved sheep look like an evil emu or PB's girlfriend???

 

[Mikey D]

Now being that PB is "Da Man!" I'd say he's prolly got a might fine looking female (actually his wife!)

As for what he does with shaved sheep...

 

[S7R4NGER]

... i really don't want to know.

 

[Mikey D]

Nope, ya don't!

 

[oldhat]

maybe we could get Lazerblade together with PB!!!

Lazerblade and RAZERBLADE!! Waddda ya think???

 

[Mikey D]

Sounds like a match made in heaven!

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

You nutjobs.....all of you!

My wife looks like a shaved sheep? Ohhh boy....my wife is chinese/filipina. She's gonna sic the Chinese Triads on you....


And yeah....you're all still a bunch of wack nut-jobs....

They're all just jealous because these voices only talk to me....

 

[oldhat]

hehehe......Lazerblade can help me with the Triads!

 

[Mikey D]

Hey Pac!

I was stickin up for yer ol lady!

WTF?


Now them shaved sheep is another matter entirly!