Best movie line

Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket. He's had the best quotes in my mind by far to this day. How many famous lines did he put out in the first 30 minutes is just untouchable.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy good time walrus-looking piece of ####. Get the #### off of my obstacle. Get the #### down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-bobos every cannibal on the Congo."

"Who said that? Who the #### said that? Who's the slimy little communist ####, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy good time godmother said it. Out-good time-standing. I will PT you all until you good time die. I'll PT you until your sugarbritches are sucking buttermilk"


"You're days, of finger bangin, ole Mary Jane rotten crotch, through her purrdy pink panties.....ARE OVER!!!!"

"What is your major malfunctions NUMBNUTS!!!"

"Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull #### you."

"Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are marines. You're part of a brotherhood."

So many more to list.....
 
Pulp Fiction

Jules:

Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that #### for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded #### to say to a motherfu**er before I popped a cap in his a**. I saw some #### this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that sh** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
 
Apocalyps Now

Robert Duval's character:

I love the smell of napalm in the morning......it smells like victory.
 
Dark Helmet .."I said across her nose, not up it!"

gunner *crosseyed* - "Sorry sir, I'm doing the best I can!"

DH - "Who made that man a gunner?!"

another cross eyed guy - "I did sir!"

DH "Who is that guy?"

Colonol Sanders - "He's an ####### sir."

DH - "I know that, whats his name?"

CS - "That is his name sir, #######, Major #######."

DH - *to crew* "How many sugarbritches we got on this ship?"

many crew members, all crosseyed - "YO!"

DH - "I knew it! I'm sorrounded by sugarbritches!"

small pause... flips face shield back down..

DH - "KEEP FIRING sugarbritches!"

from memory!! haha. All time favortie movie.. I could probably type the whole damn movie out.. but I won't... but a few of my other favs from the movie..

DH - "Whats uh matter Colonol Sanders... CHICKEN?"

LMAO..

and just after the slow back down from Ludicrous speed..

Dark Helmet standing there with the top of his helmet bashed in, glasses broken.. very confused looking, and sounding..

Colonol Sanders - "What do you want to do now sir?"

DH - "Well.... are we stopped?"

CS - "Yes sir, we've stopped."

DH - "Well... how about a coffee break...... smoke if ya got em'..."

and falls over unconsious... I swear i'm laughing just thinking about it.. will need to go find the DVD and annoy the wife now.. haha she hates it cuz I back it up at the funny parts and make her watch it 3-4 times till she laughs as hard as I do. Fun stuff in the ego household.


and also..

"It's good to be da king!" is simple marvelous.
 
"You ever take that thing off any sweet jumps?" N. Dynamite

"Hold on. I forgot to put in the crystals..." N. Dynamite

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines..." Airplane

"Ya didn't kill her, did ya?" R. Lee in Saving Silverman... Also, "Look at em! One little jail break and they're all over ya!"



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I love the quotes from Spaceballs, guys! Awesome!
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(pure_ego @ July 19 2005 said:
Dark Helmet .."I said across her nose, not up it!"

gunner *crosseyed* - "Sorry sir, I'm doing the best I can!"

DH - "Who made that man a gunner?!"

another cross eyed guy - "I did sir!"

DH "Who is that guy?"

Colonol Sanders - "He's an ####### sir."

DH - "I know that, whats his name?"

CS - "That is his name sir, #######, Major #######."

DH  - *to crew* "How many sugarbritches we got on this ship?"

many crew members, all crosseyed - "YO!"

DH - "I knew it! I'm sorrounded by sugarbritches!"

small pause... flips face shield back down..

DH - "KEEP FIRING sugarbritches!"

from memory!! haha.   All time favortie movie..  I could probably type the whole damn movie out.. but I won't... but a few of my other favs from the movie..

DH - "Whats uh matter Colonol Sanders... CHICKEN?"

LMAO..

and just after the slow back down from Ludicrous speed..

Dark Helmet standing there with the top of his helmet bashed in, glasses broken.. very confused looking, and sounding..

Colonol Sanders - "What do you want to do now sir?"

DH - "Well.... are we stopped?"

CS - "Yes sir, we've stopped."

DH - "Well... how about a coffee break...... smoke if ya got em'..."

and falls over unconsious... I swear i'm laughing just thinking about it.. will need to go find the DVD and annoy the wife now.. haha she hates it cuz I back it up at the funny parts and make her watch it 3-4 times till she laughs as hard as I do.   Fun stuff in the ego household.


and also..

"It's good to be da king!"  is simple marvelous.
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I have the DVD if ya wanna borrow, Ego!
 
"Fear is the path to the Dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." - MASTER YODA
 
"Transportation is a precise business"

"Why is he my friend, because he knows my first name? Roger sold dope to kids. The world is a better place without him. This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles. This is the game. I'm playing his ass. That's my job. That's your job. I watched that cocksucker operate with impunity for over 10 years, and now I got him. The $h1t's chess, it ain't checkers. What, we all of a sudden gonna roll up in a black-and-white? Come on, man, take the money"

"That was so good time money. That was like the Jedi mind-$h1t."

"Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom"

"Right. Well, see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this...this is more like me saying that I will literally *break your $h1t off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?"

"Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change"

"Well thats cause you've got big jugs. I... I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. I... ma ma"



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"I think we're gonna need some more FBI guys"
Die hard
"it's nothing but a mere flesh wound"
Monty Python & the Holy Grail
 
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.
 
Randal Graves: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?"
Dante Hicks: "Empire."
Randal Graves: Blasphemy.
Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
 
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'.

You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Those aren't pillows!!!!

There is no try. Only do. Do or do not. But do not try.

--Wag--
 
and of course:

Braveheart: "all men die.... not every man really lives"
 
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