Best movie line
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funny movie...
Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit -- ever. They're like the Viet Cong -- Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote
Is the girl with green eyes riding the pork chop express?
Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No..."
"Why, am I the only one who has that dream...........
One of my favorites...
"No..."
"Why, am I the only one who has that dream...........
One of my favorites...
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Hollywood Knightsc'mon, somebody gotta know this................................. I'll give you all 3 guesses at this one..........
"... they.. knocked my pants off!!"
Not a movie, but a funny Arss T.V show:
In living colors:
Homey D. Clown on a interview:
"That’s just another line Perpetrate by the Man, to keep the brotha down!"
Leathal Weapon:
When Mel gibson rescued Danny glover and his daughter:
Mel: "What did one shepard tell the other shepard?
Danny: "What?"
Mel: "Lets get the "Flock" out of here"
In living colors:
Homey D. Clown on a interview:
"That’s just another line Perpetrate by the Man, to keep the brotha down!"
Leathal Weapon:
When Mel gibson rescued Danny glover and his daughter:
Mel: "What did one shepard tell the other shepard?
Danny: "What?"
Mel: "Lets get the "Flock" out of here"
Armageddon:
Stamper (Willis' character) fights with Col Sharp over when to set off the nuclear device and ends up trapping him around the neck with a big forceps-type of tool, just as Rockhound (Steve Buscemi) and another re-enter from space walking. Seeing the violent scene, Rockhound says...
"Okay...what'd we miss?"
Also from Armageddon:
"GET OFF...the nuclear warhead."
"You think you have problems? I borrowed one hundred grand from a real mean loan shark that I can't pay back because I spent it all on a stripper named Molly Mouse."
Heartbreak Ridge (there are so many from this movie):
Col Meyers: Major, what did you do before you came over to the infantry?
Maj Powers: I was in supply, Sir.
Col: Were you good at that?
Maj: Yes Sir!
Col: Well you should go back to that because you're a walking clusterfuck as an infantry officer. Lt Ring and Gunnery Sgt Highway took a handfull of fire-pissers, exercised some personal initiative and KICKED ASS!
...and later...to Highway & Choozoo
Col: What are you two sorry-asses looking at? Get outa' my LZ!
Highway & Choozoo in unison: Semper Fi!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
Listen, strange women; lying in ponds; disributing swords; is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't have supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I were to go around, saying I was the Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away...
Stamper (Willis' character) fights with Col Sharp over when to set off the nuclear device and ends up trapping him around the neck with a big forceps-type of tool, just as Rockhound (Steve Buscemi) and another re-enter from space walking. Seeing the violent scene, Rockhound says...
"Okay...what'd we miss?"
Also from Armageddon:
"GET OFF...the nuclear warhead."
"You think you have problems? I borrowed one hundred grand from a real mean loan shark that I can't pay back because I spent it all on a stripper named Molly Mouse."
Heartbreak Ridge (there are so many from this movie):
Col Meyers: Major, what did you do before you came over to the infantry?
Maj Powers: I was in supply, Sir.
Col: Were you good at that?
Maj: Yes Sir!
Col: Well you should go back to that because you're a walking clusterfuck as an infantry officer. Lt Ring and Gunnery Sgt Highway took a handfull of fire-pissers, exercised some personal initiative and KICKED ASS!
...and later...to Highway & Choozoo
Col: What are you two sorry-asses looking at? Get outa' my LZ!
Highway & Choozoo in unison: Semper Fi!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
Listen, strange women; lying in ponds; disributing swords; is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't have supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. I mean, if I were to go around, saying I was the Emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away...
thank you!Hollywood Knightsc'mon, somebody gotta know this................................. I'll give you all 3 guesses at this one..........
"... they.. knocked my pants off!!"
Relsek
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Here's one of my favorites. From Airplane.
The best part is that Woman 4 is Mrs. Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver.
Attndnt : Can I get you something?
Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.
Tightly.
Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know
if you can help him.
Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as
soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
dug her rap.
Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.
Here's the audio clip
<!--EDIT|Kevin Kesler
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The best part is that Woman 4 is Mrs. Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver.
Attndnt : Can I get you something?
Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.
Tightly.
Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know
if you can help him.
Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as
soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
dug her rap.
Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.
Here's the audio clip
<!--EDIT|Kevin Kesler
Reason for Edit: None given...|1121954731 -->
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