Best movie line
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beast619
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"Where da white women at?" -Sherrif Bart, BLAZING SADDLES
"Badges? We dont need no stinking badges!" -Mexican Outlaws, BLAZING SADDLES
"Anyone got a dime? Someone's gotta go back to town and get a sh*t load of dimes." -other crooked lawman, BLAZING SADDLES
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"Badges? We dont need no stinking badges!" -Mexican Outlaws, BLAZING SADDLES
"Anyone got a dime? Someone's gotta go back to town and get a sh*t load of dimes." -other crooked lawman, BLAZING SADDLES
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Predator:
1. "Hey, Dutch; looking good."
2. "Ain't nothing but a bunch of slackjawed fag**ts in here. This stuff'll make you a sexual Tyranosaurous."
3. "What's de mat-te?. Those CIA boys gotcha pushing too meny penculs?"
4. "Your ghostin us sucka, now I don't care who you are back in the world. Do it one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet, n'leave you here."
5. "Cum'on, I am heeeaaa, kel me, cum'on do et, kell me, do et now!!"
1. "Hey, Dutch; looking good."
2. "Ain't nothing but a bunch of slackjawed fag**ts in here. This stuff'll make you a sexual Tyranosaurous."
3. "What's de mat-te?. Those CIA boys gotcha pushing too meny penculs?"
4. "Your ghostin us sucka, now I don't care who you are back in the world. Do it one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet, n'leave you here."
5. "Cum'on, I am heeeaaa, kel me, cum'on do et, kell me, do et now!!"
"What kinda sick b*tch steals the ice cube trays from the freezer?!!"
"I know what it is. It's an espresso machine. No, wait. It's a Sno-Cone maker. Is it a water heater?"
"I've got a little d!ck. It's really pathetic."
"That's a lotta money, even for a biscuit like her."
"Would a spy pi$$ his pants?!"
"I've been in the van for 15 years. I'm sick of bein' in the van. You guys get to the be in the van next time."
(Betcha can't guess what DVD I watched last night?!
)
--Wag--
"I know what it is. It's an espresso machine. No, wait. It's a Sno-Cone maker. Is it a water heater?"
"I've got a little d!ck. It's really pathetic."
"That's a lotta money, even for a biscuit like her."
"Would a spy pi$$ his pants?!"
"I've been in the van for 15 years. I'm sick of bein' in the van. You guys get to the be in the van next time."
(Betcha can't guess what DVD I watched last night?!
--Wag--
tspoole
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True Lies - Ahnold's last really good film IMO."What kinda sick b*tch steals the ice cube trays from the freezer?!!"
"I know what it is. It's an espresso machine. No, wait. It's a Sno-Cone maker. Is it a water heater?"
"I've got a little d!ck. It's really pathetic."
"That's a lotta money, even for a biscuit like her."
"Would a spy pi$$ his pants?!"
"I've been in the van for 15 years. I'm sick of bein' in the van. You guys get to the be in the van next time."
(Betcha can't guess what DVD I watched last night?!)
--Wag--
BaybeBusa04
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Finding Nemo
Tad:I know what that is. Oh, oh! Sandy Plankton saw one. He called, he said it was called a...a
butt
MARLIN
Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to get
you before another fish does! Get back here! I said get back here, now! Stop! You take one
move, mister. Don't youdare! If you put one fin on that boat..are you listening to me?
Don't touch the bo--Nemo!
TAD
[whispering] He touched the butt.
MARLIN
You paddle your little tail back here, Nemo. That's right. You are in big trouble, young man.
Do you hear me? Big...big--
Tad:I know what that is. Oh, oh! Sandy Plankton saw one. He called, he said it was called a...a
butt
MARLIN
Nemo! What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to get
you before another fish does! Get back here! I said get back here, now! Stop! You take one
move, mister. Don't youdare! If you put one fin on that boat..are you listening to me?
Don't touch the bo--Nemo!
TAD
[whispering] He touched the butt.
MARLIN
You paddle your little tail back here, Nemo. That's right. You are in big trouble, young man.
Do you hear me? Big...big--
Violent J
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Mines the one that says bad mother fu*ker on it. Pulp Fiction
Say ello to my little friend! Scarface
Yippy ki yay mother fu*cker! Die Hard
Gentlemen, welcome to fight club. Fight Club
Are you talkin to me? Taxi Driver
I know it was you, Fredo. The Godfather II
RUN, FOREST, RUN!
Would you look at the ass on that!
Ya, he must work out. Dumb and Dumber
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Say ello to my little friend! Scarface
Yippy ki yay mother fu*cker! Die Hard
Gentlemen, welcome to fight club. Fight Club
Are you talkin to me? Taxi Driver
I know it was you, Fredo. The Godfather II
RUN, FOREST, RUN!
Would you look at the ass on that!
Ya, he must work out. Dumb and Dumber
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"Chinese girls do not come with green eyes."
"Ain't NOBODY understand the words that are comin' outta YOUR mouth!"
there is no right and wrong, only fun and boring
bring out your dead!!!! bring out your dead!!!!!
bring out your dead!!!! bring out your dead!!!!!
"I guess this friendship really IS over then, isn't it? Maybe it just isn't worth a damn."
"You just tell me where to sign, bud."
"Right on my AZZ....after you kiss it!"
- Harry and Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
"You just tell me where to sign, bud."
"Right on my AZZ....after you kiss it!"
- Harry and Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber
Mallrats
Brodie: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] "Wow. It's a schooner."
Willam Black: "Ha ha ha ha. You dumb #######. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat."
Little Boy: "A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head."
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] "You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit."
Chasing Amy
Banky Edwards: [to Alyssa] "Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?"
Brodie: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] "Wow. It's a schooner."
Willam Black: "Ha ha ha ha. You dumb #######. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat."
Little Boy: "A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head."
Willam Black: [becoming enraged] "You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit."
Chasing Amy
Banky Edwards: [to Alyssa] "Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?"
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