I can drag an axle bolt, on a gravel road.
I do 200mph stoppies, in the rain, one handed.
I change my own tires, with my teeth, drunk.
I use harley riders as knee pucks, I grab them off their butt tractors as I go by and stuff their squishy carcasses under my knee.
I pee chain lube.
Rossi calls me for advice, on chics, I let him have seconds.
I faith healed my speedometer.
I am a T.R.E.
cheers
ken