:stoopid: i just thought of one that was NOT my fault! :goodidea:
How my bike got her name.
"i was barely asleep when we hear a kaboom up against the side of my parents 5th wheel trailer.
i lay there thinkin "that's probably not normal/or good" my dad gets up saying "what the hell was that?" he opens the door and says "get the hell autta hea, go on git before i pepper your ass."
i already know some big animal has tried to rape my baby! He's right, a big black angus bull had mounted her and knocker her over!
my dad tells me the bike is knocked over. i zip up and put on pants. took both me and my dad to get the bike up and out from under the trailer.
i even left dusty barefoot prints on the side of the trailer tryin to get her up from the wrong side.
we set her up, mildy servey dammage, crunched right side fairing... again. broke windshield, i go to sleep gigglin, what else could i do?
im the morning i hunted down a cop and did an incident report. told him i didn't realize this was open range. he said "ITS NOT!" rancher has been told a number of times to fix his fence and get his stock out of the park!. ooo im gonna rake him over the coals!
broken/dammaged stuff
right brake lever, right side fairing, nose section, bar end, mirror and boot, broke my brand new tour screen (way bummed about that! i just got it a week ago.), dinged muffler, poped a fairing plastic rivit, lost forever i looked but it was just gone. is that it? i think so.
only me! im still gigglin. its just too funny! poor ol Bessie. didn't know she was a horny cow."
taken from
https://www.hayabusa.org/forum/gene...31146-casper-keys-back-travel-log-w-pics.html
:thumbs: there ya go, NOT MY FAULT!