Momma finally gave me my B'day present!

Damn Mikey.....what you gonna do with that thing......sew yerself a new thong
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May sew a thong, but it ain't gonna be for me!
 
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don't let them give you a rough time Mikey. Just 'cause we all like to sit around an' drink beer,watch football,work on our bikes an' muscle cars,chew a little tobaco,curse at the wife...

thats no reason for us to be bothered by that fact that your probably sitting around right now whipping up some quite lovely drapes , most likely out of some delicate chiffon , with a delightfull floral d'le pattern. Hopefully you didn't choose that gawdy "tope" color again....I disliked that shade...maybe you could make me some in a nice chartruese .

yuk fuggin yuk . I cant do it , I cant go on.....
jus' fuggin' kill me....

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me down like a rabid dog if I ever speak that way again....I dont care if it was a joke....Jesus H Christ where's my Guiness,where's my TV remote....aaggghhhh

kiddin' mikey...awesome machine man . RSD.
 
haha...very good...very good.

Mikey...that chiffon can be tricky stuff ta work with. And how come Monstah gets a thong an I don't?
 
Ummmm, is it just me, or did anyone else have a Silence Of The Lambs flashback when they saw this thread?
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"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!"

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
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Oh sheeyot, I just realized that I gave Mikey my home address a day or so ago. If I go missin' ya'll need to watch for Mikey to show up wearin' a stitched up fat guy suit!  
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don't let them give you a rough time Mikey. Just 'cause we all like to sit around an' drink beer,watch football,work on our bikes an' muscle cars,chew a little tobaco,curse at the wife...

  thats no reason for us to be bothered by that fact that your probably sitting around right now whipping up some quite lovely drapes , most likely out of some delicate chiffon , with a delightfull floral d'le pattern. Hopefully you didn't choose that gawdy "tope" color again....I disliked that shade...maybe you could make me some in a nice chartruese .

    yuk fuggin yuk .  I cant do it , I cant go on.....
         jus' fuggin' kill me....

       
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me down like a rabid dog if I ever speak that way again....I dont care if it was a joke....Jesus H Christ where's my Guiness,where's my TV remote....aaggghhhh

     kiddin' mikey...awesome machine man .   RSD.
Ya know rubb-a-dub-dub, funny you should mention that. I just made a deal with my bud's wife. She is going to teach me to make tamales, and I'm going to sew her some curtains.

No SH!T!

You got a wire on me rubb?
 
Ummmm, is it just me, or did anyone else have a Silence Of The Lambs flashback when they saw this thread?
rock.gif


"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!"

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
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Oh sheeyot, I just realized that I gave Mikey my home address a day or so ago. If I go missin' ya'll need to watch for Mikey to show up wearin' a stitched up fat guy suit!  
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Now now BT!

"It said it wanted to loose some weight"

"Down in the hole with it"
 
Damn Mikey.....what you gonna do with that thing......sew yerself a new thong
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May sew a thong, but it ain't gonna be for me!
Is that why you wanted my address and my measurements Mikey?
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BT,

I'm thinking yer gonna look awesome in a thong. Maybe one out of red leather with silver trim. Definately a busa Kanji embroydered on each cheek!
 
Before anyone asks... No, I don't really own a set of chaps, assless or otherwise.
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don't let them give you a rough time Mikey. Just 'cause we all like to sit around an' drink beer,watch football,work on our bikes an' muscle cars,chew a little tobaco,curse at the wife...

  thats no reason for us to be bothered by that fact that your probably sitting around right now whipping up some quite lovely drapes , most likely out of some delicate chiffon , with a delightfull floral d'le pattern. Hopefully you didn't choose that gawdy "tope" color again....I disliked that shade...maybe you could make me some in a nice chartruese .

    yuk fuggin yuk .  I cant do it , I cant go on.....
         jus' fuggin' kill me....

       
guns.gif
me down like a rabid dog if I ever speak that way again....I dont care if it was a joke....Jesus H Christ where's my Guiness,where's my TV remote....aaggghhhh

     kiddin' mikey...awesome machine man .   RSD.
Where did this come from......musta been sleeping and missed it.
Now get yer azz over here and clean the OJ off my screen Rub.....ya prik.
That was some fun ny sheeeet dude
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Damn Mikey.....what you gonna do with that thing......sew yerself a new thong
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May sew a thong, but it ain't gonna be for me!
Is that why you wanted my address and my measurements Mikey?
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BT,

I'm thinking yer gonna look awesome in a thong.  Maybe one out of red leather with silver trim.  Definately a busa Kanji embroydered on each cheek!  
WWWWWaaaayyyyy to much detail Mikey.......I'm gettin a mental picture here.....yer a bad dude, and a li'l weird too!!!!
 
don't let them give you a rough time Mikey. Just 'cause we all like to sit around an' drink beer,watch football,work on our bikes an' muscle cars,chew a little tobaco,curse at the wife...

  thats no reason for us to be bothered by that fact that your probably sitting around right now whipping up some quite lovely drapes , most likely out of some delicate chiffon , with a delightfull floral d'le pattern. Hopefully you didn't choose that gawdy "tope" color again....I disliked that shade...maybe you could make me some in a nice chartruese .

    yuk fuggin yuk .  I cant do it , I cant go on.....
         jus' fuggin' kill me....

       
guns.gif
me down like a rabid dog if I ever speak that way again....I dont care if it was a joke....Jesus H Christ where's my Guiness,where's my TV remote....aaggghhhh

     kiddin' mikey...awesome machine man .   RSD.
Ya know rubb-a-dub-dub, funny you should mention that.  I just made a deal with my bud's wife.  She is going to teach me to make tamales, and I'm going to sew her some curtains.

No SH!T!

You got a wire on me rubb?
Mikey.........you do realize that this is NOT normal heterosexual male behavior right.
If yer gonna sew something.......sew yer fingers together so you can't type any more.
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Before anyone asks... No, I don't really own a set of chaps, assless or otherwise.
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And jes so's ya knows...

I ain't sew'in no thongs for no one I ain't married to!

Yea, that includes YOU Pac-Man!
Whew! I feel better now...
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Aww....come now, Mikey! First ya gets my hopes up by promising me a sexy new thong, then ya back out on me!

Damn Emu...I should have you shaved!!! And as fer them pretty nads.... hahah!

Just kiddin, Mikey....just kiddin...
 
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