Momma finally gave me my B'day present!

[Mikey D]

don't let them give you a rough time Mikey. Just 'cause we all like to sit around an' drink beer,watch football,work on our bikes an' muscle cars,chew a little tobaco,curse at the wife...

  thats no reason for us to be bothered by that fact that your probably sitting around right now whipping up some quite lovely drapes , most likely out of some delicate chiffon , with a delightfull floral d'le pattern. Hopefully you didn't choose that gawdy "tope" color again....I disliked that shade...maybe you could make me some in a nice chartruese .

    yuk fuggin yuk .  I cant do it , I cant go on.....
         jus' fuggin' kill me....

       

me down like a rabid dog if I ever speak that way again....I dont care if it was a joke....Jesus H Christ where's my Guiness,where's my TV remote....aaggghhhh

     kiddin' mikey...awesome machine man .   RSD.

Ya know rubb-a-dub-dub, funny you should mention that.  I just made a deal with my bud's wife.  She is going to teach me to make tamales, and I'm going to sew her some curtains.

No SH!T!

You got a wire on me rubb?

Mikey.........you do realize that this is NOT normal heterosexual male behavior right.
If yer gonna sew something.......sew yer fingers together so you can't type any more.

 

I was Mr. Mom for 6 years.  Raising 3 kids on my own, no maternal figure in the household.  Some of it must have stayed with me when I got married.

Besides, I'm a hellava cook!

Chicken Parmesan
Calzones
Home made bread
BBQ anything!


Now I get to learn how to make my favorite Mexican food!

Yippee!


And before any of you wierdoes get any ideas...

<span style='font-size:15pt;line-height:100%'>I'm married!</span>






































<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>To a girl!!!</span>



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[captain]

Yeah umm so well Mikey ummm yeah well Ive been meanin to talk to ya and um all of the fellas, How bout them cubbies..... What kinda gas mileage you get with that thing anyway..

 

[Mikey D]

Yeah umm so well Mikey ummm yeah well Ive been meanin to talk to ya and um all of the fellas, How bout them cubbies..... What kinda gas mileage you get with that thing anyway..

Sorry Capt, no time to decypher this.

I have to make sure I don't burn dinner!