most ROMANTIC line(s) you've

[mrninja9]

hey sweetie did you know everytime i take a breath i just think of your gorgeous eyes and my heart melts

 

[WWJD]

ok SEE?? MrNinja is making the effort. good job!

 

[solarbarack]

Me: Can I have a picture of you? Girl: Why? Me: so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. That one worked for me many times.

 

[ditchdr]

Well the time has come to tell you how my lovely wife Jessica and I met..

I remember it like it was yesterday, was the first weekend of the 2 week long Hertage Motorcycle rally in Charleston.. I was there looking fine,, I mean back then i was skinny, had hair, self respect, made my own decisions.. Sorry off course there..

Anyhow my buddy Macky and I were standing by the gates talking with some co workers of mine who were on duty.. all of a sudden I see these 2 girls ride up on a couple of bikes.. Both were pretty hot, but one was smoking hot.. The one who was less hot was having some trouble wiht her bike,, something about the kick stand or something.. I look over and see this and me being the helpfull person I am I strut over.. SO here i am in my Jeans, Chaps, vest, and skull cap, my muscles glistening as the sun light like disco balls in a cheesy 70's night club.. ( Its my story I will tell it how I want)... I help the young lady out, pull out my wallett and hand her a business card, I told her to bring her bike by the shop and I will fix the kickstand for her.. Well the more hot of the 2 asked if I did service work as well. I asure her i do hand her my card, and tell them i look foward ot seeing them soon.

About 3 hours later i see them sittign alone at a table over looking the small pond with paddle boats laughing at the drunk weekend bikers trying to drive them.. I sit we talk for a while, hotter hottie kept flirting wiht me.. I got the usual questions asked, how long have you been working on bikes, what do you ride, etc etc etc.. Anyhow it was gettign late and i had ot work the next day. I tell them good night and head home..

The next day I got detailed ot EMS 9,, it is in a part of North Charleston we call the "shooting gallery",, Low and behold we get a call for a possable dead person near a old warehouse.. We trear out of the station and arive on scene.. Yup guy is dead, cops were everywhere.. I see a female cop and she looks like someone I know. I write it off as I have seen her on a call or something before.. Rest of the shift was somewhat quiet..

Next day I am in the shop and both girls ride up.. hottie, asks me to look at her bike for her, so i do and get it fixed, the whole time I keep looking at hotter hottie,, she keeps catching me and kind of smiles.. Finaly she busts out with " wow you spent less time looking at that dead guy yesterday, then you have me today"!!!! All of a sudden a big ass light bulb goes off in my head.. The cop I thought i knew was her. Long story short, we get to talking and we set a date for that weekend.. I took her to dinner, and fell in love right there over a leg of lamb.. We have been together every day since, and married for the last 4 of them..



SO my pick up line is " Excuse me mam,, can I give ya a hand with your kick stand"

 

[OZZY]

i hate to see ya go, but i love to watch ya walk away!!!

 

[BlkDrgnZ28]

Have you ever had a beer bong before?

it got me my last gf of 4 years ... wish i woulda never offered in the first place

 

[Big Bo]

Lets ride out to the river and listen to the water while we cuddle.

 

[Big Bo]

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart melts, everytime I look at you.

 

[Shanling]

There's a lot of ways of saying

what I want to say to you...

There's songs and poems and promises

and dreams that might come true...

But I won't talk of starry skys

or moonlight on the ground...

I'll come right out and tell you

I'd just love to lay you down...


Lay you down and softly whisper

pretty love words in your ear...

Lay you down and tell you all the things

a women wants to hear...

I'll let you know how much it means

just having you around...

And darling how I'd love to lay you down...

 

[SHADiGUY1]

Do you beleive in love at first sight or do i need to walk past you again lol!!1  

 

[semi]

absolutely not, i only used my A-list stuff to win her heart:

before I got with you, my heart was so famished, but now that we're together........make me a samich!!!

I told Deb that she was the reason I was born....I think she bought it  

you are digging your own hole with that one

wait until she figures out you are quietly reminding her that she is older than you (what kind of flowers do you want on your grave?)

 

[semi]

But Guys REMEMBER this:  Once you are in a relationship, IT ISN'T JUST WORDS!!! ACTIONS CAN MEAN MORE THAN WORDS!!  Like Bubble Baths!

this is actually true...i'm not giving any of my lines away but i will tell you what i did yesterday to keep Ms. Semi in love with me...

1) we had been up really late Wed. night while she was doing homework and i was playing around on here so i made sure i was at her house in time to get up with the kids and let her sleep in

2) i took my lawn mower to her house and mowed her grass because she is really busy this week and doesn't have time to do it herself (she loves mowing the grass so i usually am not allowed to do this

)

3) we got a baby sitter last night and got away for a few hours on our own nad had a good dinner with uninterrupted conversation (parents will understand this

) and then went bowling...i know one of the guys who works there and got them to put us all the way at the far end of the lanes so we could just have a good time and i could keep her laughing without bothering those who were trying to be serious

all in all, it was a great day and i hope it reinforced the fact that she makes me very happy and i hope i do the same for her...today is a new day and i have to figure out what i am going to do today to show her she is the one and only for me but it shouldn't be too hard- her Dad and his g/f are getting married today and i volunteered to help her get everything done for the reception...well, i guess i had better get busy

 

[zukracer]

Not my original by any means, though its something that conveys a message for the ones you truely love

It's been years since we first met
Since we looked into each other's eyes
Not realizing that we were meant to be together
It's been years since we shared our first laugh
Our first smile
Since we shared our first kiss
I remember how strong your arms embraced me
How soft you held me
How warm and gentle you were
I remember how passionate that first kiss was
Now my heart is dancing
Happy, knowing that it's been years
It's been years since we first met
And you're still here kissing me just the same
You're still here holding me just the same
What I felt for you is still the same
It's been years
And that feeling will never change

 

[BusaWhipped]

Wifey and I have been happily married for almost 18 years now. I haven't used a pickup line in 2 decades. But once you are in a releationship, you need to read "The Five Love Languages" by Gary Chapman. You each need to read it alone one, then read it together. You need to be able to express your love in their language, not yours.

 

[BusaWhipped]

2) i took my lawn mower to her house and mowed her grass because she is really busy this week and doesn't have time to do it herself (she loves mowing the grass so i usually am not allowed to do this

)

You can come cut mine whenever you feel like it.

 

[semi]

2) i took my lawn mower to her house and mowed her grass because she is really busy this week and doesn't have time to do it herself (she loves mowing the grass so i usually am not allowed to do this

)

You can come cut mine whenever you feel like it.

i don't love you that way bro

 

[Luvanicebum]

"The only thing that could make me look any better is you".

 

[Cblast]

Do you Phuk on first dates?
Does your Dad own a brewery?
Can I feel your tits?

 

[Cblast]

But Guys REMEMBER this:  Once you are in a relationship, IT ISN'T JUST WORDS!!! ACTIONS CAN MEAN MORE THAN WORDS!!  Like Bubble Baths!

I thought she said "Bubba baths"!

"Hi I'm Bubba, wanna give me a bath?"

 

[proud dad]

Do those legs come over easy?