nice hand, but its NOT as beautiful as you. I just cant believe you beat me with a pair of hooks. we met playing poker online.(she had a pair of Jacks)(i had a pair of 10's)
most ROMANTIC line(s) you've
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OH! here's the best. this actually worked once....ONCE
I just lost my wallet, can i borrow your panties for a minute to make $20?
I just lost my wallet, can i borrow your panties for a minute to make $20?
oops, i left out "so I can buy you a drink.."
Isnt this a country song ?
Great books Dennis. I would also suggest reading women are from Venus, men are azzholes!
Seriously, these are the type of things that make a difference in the long run. The smooshy romantic stuff is great, but it's the real life things, remembering to pick up things she likes at the supermarket, opening doors for her, getting her a drink when you know she would like one, a sneak up kiss on the back of the neck......by the way, it's really great to know how you feel about her, Semi...i'm not giving any of my lines away but i will tell you what i did yesterday to keep Ms. Semi in love with me...
1) we had been up really late Wed. night while she was doing homework and i was playing around on here so i made sure i was at her house in time to get up with the kids and let her sleep in
2) i took my lawn mower to her house and mowed her grass because she is really busy this week and doesn't have time to do it herself (she loves mowing the grass so i usually am not allowed to do this)
3) we got a baby sitter last night and got away for a few hours on our own nad had a good dinner with uninterrupted conversation (parents will understand this) and then went bowling...i know one of the guys who works there and got them to put us all the way at the far end of the lanes so we could just have a good time and i could keep her laughing without bothering those who were trying to be serious
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hahah this is funny cause i am looking at this as the age barrier is hilarious to me girls women what ever are alot different these days then back int the 70's ok 90's whenever hahah
it takes something elseti win them over usually i can and it is not that hard i guess looks really doesnt matter it is what your eyes and your body language will tell them
it takes something elseti win them over usually i can and it is not that hard i guess looks really doesnt matter it is what your eyes and your body language will tell them
If a girl comments on my looks and tells me something bad, I usually just reply back with a simple "like they say, opposites attract!". At least it will leave a smile on their face or sometimes it will give me a better chance. Sometimes if that doesn't work, I will pre-plan an escape route and pull one of these
and just run.
NOW for the more stubborn girls, thats when I resort to plan B where I hush them to sleep and tell them everythings going to be O.K and then they're mine............. forever
NOW for the more stubborn girls, thats when I resort to plan B where I hush them to sleep and tell them everythings going to be O.K and then they're mine............. forever
NASTY Aces!
Hubby and I were surfin' this thread together and laughed so hard it was terrible!!!
"Shhhhhhhhh... Everything's going to be O.K"
BTW, I'm still single and lookingAny takers just feel free to hit me up with a PM.
Can I have your number... I'd like to talk to you about your freind.
Ok... now one that never fails...
It doesn't take a special day to realize your someone special.
It doesn't take a special day to realize your someone special.
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
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