most ROMANTIC line(s) you've
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Ok ok, I have not used a pick up line in years. But heres a joke for ya:
Two guys are talking at work one day. The first guy is bragging how he and his wife make love all the time. The second guy asks how he does it. "How do you get to make love all the time?" The first guys tells him this, "On the home from work I stop by the grocery store, pick up some good steaks and a bottle of wine. I get home and fix a nice supper, serve her some wine. After dinner I hold her in my arms and say, Oh Honey Dear with eyes like a Dove, lets move to the bedroom and make love". The second guy is beside himself, "Ok, I will try it".
The next day the second guy comes to work with a black eye, has a limp, and a busted lip. The first guy could not believe it, "What happened?" The second guy explains: "I stopped by the store last night, but I only had 5 bucks on me. So I bought 2 pork chops and a six pack of beer. I got home and made the chops, drank all the beer. I could not remember what you said so I told her, Oh honey, azz like a hog, get in the floor so we can F*^&^ like dog. I dont remember what happened after that.
Two guys are talking at work one day. The first guy is bragging how he and his wife make love all the time. The second guy asks how he does it. "How do you get to make love all the time?" The first guys tells him this, "On the home from work I stop by the grocery store, pick up some good steaks and a bottle of wine. I get home and fix a nice supper, serve her some wine. After dinner I hold her in my arms and say, Oh Honey Dear with eyes like a Dove, lets move to the bedroom and make love". The second guy is beside himself, "Ok, I will try it".
The next day the second guy comes to work with a black eye, has a limp, and a busted lip. The first guy could not believe it, "What happened?" The second guy explains: "I stopped by the store last night, but I only had 5 bucks on me. So I bought 2 pork chops and a six pack of beer. I got home and made the chops, drank all the beer. I could not remember what you said so I told her, Oh honey, azz like a hog, get in the floor so we can F*^&^ like dog. I dont remember what happened after that.
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Hmmm... I don't think Rocky ever used a pick up line on me. I was the one hitting on him!
I will say if I think something's pretty he'll reply with "Not as pretty as you!" In his best hillbilly/ redneck accent.
One guy came up to me at a bar a couple weeks ago and proceeded to tell me that he was a forklift driver at the Publix warehouse making more than his parents do and he never went to college. I just thought to myself "my husband's a pilot and dude, you just don't compare!"
I will say if I think something's pretty he'll reply with "Not as pretty as you!" In his best hillbilly/ redneck accent.
One guy came up to me at a bar a couple weeks ago and proceeded to tell me that he was a forklift driver at the Publix warehouse making more than his parents do and he never went to college. I just thought to myself "my husband's a pilot and dude, you just don't compare!"
How sad....yet funny
It was a really delayed reaction for me to "get" this one and then I said the same thing...
EEEEWWWWW!!
so... "Romance" really IS dead, these days, huh? I'm starting to see why women feel they have to be the MAN now days
Being mysterious is "stalking", being nice is gay.... etc etc. what a waste. Oh well. I will still continue to impress women with my extra [and fun] efforts, eye contact, sincere listening, not rushing....
Being mysterious is "stalking", being nice is gay.... etc etc. what a waste. Oh well. I will still continue to impress women with my extra [and fun] efforts, eye contact, sincere listening, not rushing....
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