OK, Worst thing you have done to your Spouse?

[VaBusa]

Yeah, Oracle...you can't just toss that "bikini underwear" comment out and not get razzed for it! Could have left that minor detail out... I suspect you really want to tell us more...
:bounce:

I've seen too many HUGE bruises on a friend here at work from paintball...looks like he was beaten with a bat...taking 3 hits in the jewels had to be unbearable! OUCH!!!

 

[Mikey D]

We went to the dunes and of course had a campfire and fireworks (what a great combination!)  Of course we throw firecrackers and bottle rockets into the campfire because...

well, because!

My Bud's girlfriend (we'll call her E) tells him not to do it, so of course he tosses in a whole pack of bottle rockets.  Inevetably one launches out of the camp fire and hits her in the chest, igniting her new sweater.  In his frantic efforts to put out his burning girlfriend, he swats at her sweater, and clips her in the chin with hes fingernail, opening up an inch long gash in her chin.

Needless to say he didn't get NONE that weekend!

 

[The Oracle]

Yeah, Oracle...you can't just toss that "bikini underwear" comment out and not get razzed for it!  Could have left that minor detail out...  I suspect you really want to tell us more...
:bounce:

I've seen too many HUGE bruises on a friend here at work from paintball...looks like he was beaten with a bat...taking 3 hits in the jewels had to be unbearable!  OUCH!!!

ok, ok... The reason I mentioned the "style" of briefs, is because it adds to the story. If I had been wearing boxers, it would almost pass as normal these days. Being stuck outside in bikini jonx is a whole different situation!

And, yes lots of bruises are the norm. Battles scars are half the fun...

Shout out to Rev - 200 Acres is a NICE sized paintball field! That is awesome.

 

[gaw]

Ok, can't think of the worst thing I did to my wife, ......good thing she doesn't follow this board  

But a funny one my son did to us.
When my son was younger he had a lot of problems going poop, if you have a kid with this problem you know what I mean.
Some of the problem is he would wait till the last minute.
So sets the stage

We were up sking at Tahoe one year.  One day on the slopes my son announced that he had to go, and had to go now. So my wife and my son take off to the lodge as fast as they can go. After a few runs I head down to the lodge to see if every thing came out ok.
When I get there I see my wife and my son on the sun deck about 20 feet above the ski area.
I stop and get their attention, and my son is waving very excitedly at me making sure he has my full attention.
(my son was only about 8 years old at the time)
It is a very nice day sun is shinning, lot of people around, about lunch time.
My son, from on the sun deck about 40 feet away from me and 20 feet above me, with his mother standing next to him, yells " I JUST WENT POOP!!!!"
And with that, the surrounding applause was almost as loud as his announcement.
He was one happy camper.  


Ride safe  

 

[RaiderDm]

Do you mean other than marrying the poor woman???


:tounge:

 

[HP Junkie]

also a 2foot piece of copper tubing makes a great bootle rocket gun .,as kids we would shoot each other with roman candles wrist rockets, bb guns, even darts once (just at our feet playin chicken)but we drew the line with lawn darts (than god).

 

[BusaFever]

We did the same things... Bottle rockets are great!

Once my lil bro got shot between the eyes with a BB gun. The bridge of his nose swealed up so big that we called him LT Warf for 2 days... :tounge:

 

[HP Junkie]

We did the same things... Bottle rockets are great!

Once my lil bro got shot between the eyes with a BB gun.  The bridge of his nose swealed up so big that we called him LT Warf for 2 days... :tounge:

wow, your lucky you put his eye out. i ended up sticking a dart in my friends elbow ive still got a scar from a pellet gun. and i used to think i was having fun

 

[HP Junkie]

ooops i mean didnt put his eye out.