Trucker Mike
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I had a guy ask me if he could ride my last bike. This is how the conversation went:
Friend: "Can I take her for a spin?"
Me: [spit out soda] "WTF did you just ask me?"
Friend: "Can I take her for a spin?"
Me: "Ok, tell you what. My girl here does as she's told, satisfies me immediately, and doesn't talk back. So, in exchange for me letting you take her, you have to provide me with the same thing for as long as you have my bike under you."
Friend: "I don't have a bike, dummy."
Me: [looks over at his g/f sitting on the porch] "I am fully aware of that."
He dropped the idea real quick. And his g/f was hot, too.
#1 Rule of bike ownership!
The quickest way to wreck your bike, is to let someone else ride it.
Fast forward 8 years. I'm visiting my dad and 2 uncles in Reno. Street Vibrations is in full swing. My uncle Ron tells me I can take his brand new Springer for the night, with my dad and other uncle on their bikes. I declined, stating that it's not right. He persuaded me with:
"Dude, you've been riding for years, and the bike is insured, and you'll stay on surface streets."
So, he really didn't care. I rode it.
Flip the situation? No fuggin way am I offering Betty to anyone. I don't even give rides! They first thing I did when I got her was remove the passenger seat and box it up.
Friend: "Can I take her for a spin?"
Me: [spit out soda] "WTF did you just ask me?"
Friend: "Can I take her for a spin?"
Me: "Ok, tell you what. My girl here does as she's told, satisfies me immediately, and doesn't talk back. So, in exchange for me letting you take her, you have to provide me with the same thing for as long as you have my bike under you."
Friend: "I don't have a bike, dummy."
Me: [looks over at his g/f sitting on the porch] "I am fully aware of that."
He dropped the idea real quick. And his g/f was hot, too.
#1 Rule of bike ownership!
The quickest way to wreck your bike, is to let someone else ride it.
Fast forward 8 years. I'm visiting my dad and 2 uncles in Reno. Street Vibrations is in full swing. My uncle Ron tells me I can take his brand new Springer for the night, with my dad and other uncle on their bikes. I declined, stating that it's not right. He persuaded me with:
"Dude, you've been riding for years, and the bike is insured, and you'll stay on surface streets."
So, he really didn't care. I rode it.
Flip the situation? No fuggin way am I offering Betty to anyone. I don't even give rides! They first thing I did when I got her was remove the passenger seat and box it up.