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WWJD

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Okay, so you are wearing armor, a parachute, goggles, helmet, find a tornado and bicycle right toward it. when the winds reach about 40, toss your open chute into the wind and off you go! provide you live and you can keep your altitude and berrings, the object is to ride it out until you are tossed out fo the vortex [or you can release your main chute] and pull your backup chute for a safe landing. is this feasable?

.... sirens going off, baseball sized hail, everyone's seeking shelter, typical Iowa spring
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wtf you smokin greg?? no way

I just about got struck by lightning last night... Story I"ll post after work today. I had to drive to kansas city and back last night

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Did I type that?? I dont know WHERE that came from! perhaps a pizza induced dream. but it's a wild idea for a movie special effect maybe. it's fiction Oracle, I doubt you'd live
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.... hmmmmm maybe add a drop from ABOVE into the twister and a jetpack to stabilize the exit....
 
The Man gives us freedom of choice and that choice INCLUDES st00pid ones too!! hahhhahah too many variables to really pull it off: getting cut in two by a 400 mile an hour sheet of paper, getting thrown back into the ground after chute tangles.... kids, do NOT try this at home.

fst busa, look forward to your story of crazy KC trip! Last night? YEEESH!
 
yeah

g/f goes to find an apt in KS for law school + motor throw a rod through the block = me leaving w'loo at 7pm driving through an insane storm to go get her in KC and being able to get back home before work at 8am. Oh yeah and coming 15ft from getting struck by lightning.
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Sounds like a rush to me... I would recommend a drag chute though. Something to provide a bit of directional stability... Oh and Kevlar, Lots and lots of Kevlar...
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Oh and Ruby Slippers for that bit of historical/metaphorical reachback...
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Puff Puff Give man... Puff Puff Give... Your screwing up the rotation!!!
 
You could ride a broom like that witch in the Wizard Of Oz
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I know a few people that could pull that off
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hahahahaha! You buy the kevlar and parachutes and I'll give it a try

Hey! I will be in Phoenix sometime this summer... wonder how much it would cost to SHIP my bike down there for a week? Anyone done that before?
 
wtf you smokin greg??  no way

I just about got struck by lightning last night...  Story I"ll post after work today.  I had to drive to kansas city and back last night

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I would love to get struck by lightning! Imagine if you lived through that! AWESOME!

Anyway, the closest I have come was out on my boat in NASTY weather and lightning hit the water about 100 feet away. The hair on my body stood straight out and I felt a tingle.

Lightning is COo.oOL

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BTW - I still like the idea of riding a chute in a tornado. Perhaps a paraglider or hangglider would work better. I bet someone has tried something like this. I am gonna do a search on the web!

-Rip
 
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