Women... I just don't understand them...

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:banghead:

Im done trying to make my point. For now on when it comes to her fragile womanly emotions she is right and I am wrong. I'll save myself the trouble.

There is a really easy fix for that dude!

Drop her off on the curb and call her mama to come pick her up! :whistle:
 
Women's emotions are a complicated thing. First our driving forces are different then yours. Then there are hormonal issues we have no control over. They truly make us irrational. I have come to terms with this and always give Lurch fair warning when I'm going a smidge mental and it would be a good idea for him to stay out of (h)arms way. :rulez:

Good luck.
 
All I have to do to figure my wife out sometimes, is to look at the calender....
 
not a sure fire thing...after listening to my wife talk about how sweet it was when the ladies she worked with would get flowers at work from thier husbands, I figured I'd do the same. (since it seemed she was dropping hints she felt left out) BIG mistake! all was good before then...about 2-3 weeks of he11 afterwards proving I didn't do any thing wrong and was trying to cover it up. (when she got her roses, they filled her in on why they were getting thiers:whistle:) it's now an inside joke, but it's also the only time in 15 years she's gotten flowers from me:rulez:

See the problem is you broke the routine, You went above your daily expectation and well when you do that it seems to make you a target. :laugh:
 
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Im done trying to make my point. For now on when it comes to her fragile womanly emotions she is right and I am wrong. I'll save myself the trouble.

Sounds like you understand them perfectly to me. :laugh:
 
See the problem is you broke the routine, You went above your daily expectation and well when you do that it seems to make you a target. :laugh:

hehehehe thats why you always gotta do those tiny little things, and dont slack off. Leave a litte love note in her purse, or on her seat in the car for when she goes to work in the AM. Send her a text message in the middle of the day that says I love you. Mail a her a letter to your own address with no return address that just has sweet little things in it. Always kiss good night or if you are going somewhere.
 
no matter what I do or say she makes it sound like im the bad guy and I don't listen to her. Im gradually beginning to realize that maybe I AM the bad guy.
 
no matter what I do or say she makes it sound like im the bad guy and I don't listen to her. Im gradually beginning to realize that maybe I AM the bad guy.

No No your not the bad guy the solution is you can be right or you can be happy. You cannot be both, just say honey I understand (which you won't but this is ok this just proves your still male) your right I'm sorry.

And if ever in doubt refer to rule #5 in the list I posted. A woman has the last word in any argument, anything said by you is the beginning of a new arguement :poke: :laugh:
 
Then there are hormonal issues we have no control over. They truly make us irrational. Good luck.

AHHH the good ole hormone excuse!! My wife uses it!!!!:poke::poke:.....

Ive told her i would take em out for her so she doesnt have to gimme that excuse anymore but she wont agree :laugh:

although i love when she just breaks down and cries over a commercial on TV..its hilarous...women are a whole different model that sometimes you just cant trade in :laugh:
 
typical hormonal syndrome argument.....
wife:you dont understand me.... me: yes i do honey...
wife:really... me:y..ye..yessss...
wife: see your lying...... me:im not ..(Smirk)
wife: Why are you laughing.. Me:im not laughing (i kinda am)
wife:you cant take anything serious.... Me:your right I cant
wife:Seee... me: Thats what you just said....
wife: You know what just forget it...ME: ok (walk away)
wife:So you just walk away and forget it...me:You told me tooo
wife: (Crying) whats wrong with me, i love you.........me:(laughingly) me too
Wife:Why are YOU LAUGHING???.......me: OH MY GOSHHHH!!!!!
wife: Now your mad???....me:im not...(smirk again)
Wife: OK Why are you smirking...Me: Cause im lost (bahhhhhhh.lol) sorry i just dont understand why you are so upset over a little boy geting smacked by a ball on TV i think its hilarious
Wife: Your such a jerk..me: yep...
wife:now your humoring me arent you......me:no im not but your crazy....
Crying and crying
and then ...im sorry...its my hormones are going crazy
NO NO NO, you are!!!! Evil bieng!
 
Always end an argument by saying " I understand and I will try harder." I have been married for 34 years and that always works. Then go for a ride!:laugh:
 
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