Women... I just don't understand them...

[brpo]

Women are soooo easy to understand...

My advice for any sucessful interaction or romance is listen to your women... Women love guys who listen! This is the hardest thing for men to learn. Shut up and really listen. Pepper the conversation with phrases like " I understand" "yeah - She's a real B*tch" " I hate black motorcycles, too" "your butt is perfect" "Some times I feel like crying too" " Yeah, when we're married I'd really love a pink master bedroom with frilly drapes" "You're right her mini skirt is obscene - I hate it too..."

So in closing it's not important what your doing or where you are - understanding women is about listening and agreeing - no matter what agree...

 

[Busa1166]

 

[head east busa]

 

[Busaman5000]

Im going to print that out and keep it in my wallet as a cheat sheet.

 

[Spkrdctr]

28 years of marriage. She is always right and I tell her how smart she is etc. She not only let me, but she went out and bought my Mustangs (2), my snowmobile and my BKing over the years. I asked her years ago if I could race the snowmobile and she said "only if you win". I said that is tough but sounds great! She then said, "well, spend whatever you have to, to win"! I love that girl!!!!! With the BKing I have the same conditions, if I racxe I must win. But, I can't even begin to race the King as I can't ride for s#^t. So, I just enjoy it until I can get it under control for the strip. Then, the money will flow for the monster motor etc. She is a keeper!

 

[carlsbadbusa]

Women are soooo easy to understand...

My advice for any sucessful interaction or romance is listen to your women... Women love guys who listen! This is the hardest thing for men to learn. Shut up and really listen. Pepper the conversation with phrases like " I understand" "yeah - She's a real B*tch" " I hate black motorcycles, too" "your butt is perfect" "Some times I feel like crying too" " Yeah, when we're married I'd really love a pink master bedroom with frilly drapes" "You're right her mini skirt is obscene - I hate it too..."

So in closing it's not important what your doing or where you are - understanding women is about listening and agreeing - no matter what agree...

If you really listened you wouldnt agree

this is true...doesnt work with my boss

she know me to well

 

[carlsbadbusa]

Im going to print that out and keep it in my wallet as a cheat sheet.

+1000000000000000000000000000000

You saved my life!!!

 

[HER-QUE-LES]

Women will always be first and should be! Example (WO)1st + (Men)2nd = HAPPY. Some may disagree but it works. Stay HUMBLE but!! be The MAN! pay close attention to this poem!!
TO ARTINA
I will take you heart.
I will take your soul out of your body
As though I were God.
I will not be satisfied
With the touch of your hand
Nor the sweet of your lips alone.
I will take your heart for mine.
I will take your soul.
I will be God when it comes to you.

Langston Hughes (My Fratertiny Brother Omega Psi Phi Inc.)

 

[busastalker05]

Good adviice all of it will help. If I could jusst get over that whole she's always right thing!
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[carlsbadbusa]

Women will always be first and should be! Example (WO)1st + (Men)2nd = HAPPY. Some may disagree but it works. Stay HUMBLE but!! be The MAN! pay close attention to this poem!!
TO ARTINA
I will take you heart.
I will take your soul out of your body
As though I were God.
I will not be satisfied
With the touch of your hand
Nor the sweet of your lips alone.
I will take your heart for mine.
I will take your soul.
I will be God when it comes to you.

Langston Hughes (My Fratertiny Brother Omega Psi Phi Inc.)

j/k.....

nice words

 

[brpo]

If you really listened you wouldnt agree

this is true...doesnt work with my boss

she know me to well

Aaahhh - You have to pepper the conversation with agreement or you get the - are you listening to me? Or the - can't we just talk? Or the - you never really listen to me any more! There are literally dozens of variations of these traps but with pratice you can listen and regurgitate agreement while thinking of the best route to take on your motorcycle trip tomorrow...

This is what multi-tasking is really all about!

 

[Phil96]

And then there's penis envy. My theory is that Lorraine Bobbit just wanted a sex change,
but while thinking of the cost, threw it out the window.

 

[majestic12]

The Flow chart is good. But I have found sometimes the your right line won't work. Also saying something that will soon be proven right in a few minutes (ie side set driving) also very bad, even when asked. Not sure how I got in trouble for giving the advice she asked for

 

[Rauzer]

The truth...

 

[Purple1300]

Women are soooo easy to understand...

My advice for any sucessful interaction or romance is listen to your women... Women love guys who listen! This is the hardest thing for men to learn. Shut up and really listen. Pepper the conversation with phrases like " I understand" "yeah - She's a real B*tch" " I hate black motorcycles, too" "your butt is perfect" "Some times I feel like crying too" " Yeah, when we're married I'd really love a pink master bedroom with frilly drapes" "You're right her mini skirt is obscene - I hate it too..."

So in closing it's not important what your doing or where you are - understanding women is about listening and agreeing - no matter what agree...

:love:

THANK YOU!!!!!!!! You OBVIOUSLY know the secret! If these were the kinds of things that could be stated in this household, we would be the happiest couple in the world!!!! It's as simple as that! No arguments, no slamming doors, no frustration, LOTS of sex! OMFG!!!!!!!

 

[Purple1300]

The truth...

This was obviously written in your "He-man, Woman-Haters" treehouse...

 

[kml]

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon
hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because
he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Then right after turning herself into a beautiful women she stood in from of the royal mirror and said to him, " Do you think this dress makes my azz look fat?"

Fixed that for ya...

cheers
ken