150,000 miles ago, I was leading a tour group out of Taft and had 12 bikes behind me. We were headed up Highway 166 away from Maricopa and entered a thick fog bank. Speeds were reduced as visibility was measured in yards, the riders behind simply following the taillights in front of them at a safe distance.
As we flowed up to the top of the Caliente Range, a vehicle appeared directly in front of me, parked in the middle of the highway. Let me say that again. He was parked in the middle of the highway, and not politely parked on the shoulder, rather blocking, not moving. He was pulling a U-turn in the middle of a major highway. My brain processed the distance, the escape routes, the bikes behind me in a staggered formation and the wet road beneath me in an instant. I was going to T-bone the car, and my brain committed to hitting the car. Couldn’t go right, couldn’t go left, couldn’t slam on the brakes, I could only slow as fast as my three brake discs would allow on the wet road.
My very first thought was, Well, this sucks, I’ll probably be fine, I’m armored up, and we were riding at a reduced safe speed, but I’m really going to mess up my Hayabusa. Then the car in our lane moved, a little, and instead of committing to hitting the front quarter panel, I processed the distance at hitting him square. Then he inched forward a few more feet in the fog. Recalculating. I then committed to impacting the rear quarter panel. At the last moment, as the group was mere feet from the car, the vehicle sitting in the middle of the highway moved again, and I missed him by about six inches.
The entire sequence took seconds to occur. And just like that, a moment later, we broke through the fog bank, crested the Caliente Range and proceeded down the other side under clear blue skies with not a hint of fog towards Cuyama. The fog had been so thick, only the first few riders even saw the entire sequence play out. Nothing happened, and we continued on like that crazy close call never took places. After that ride, I was so jolted by the near miss, I parked the bike and didn’t ride for six months.
Years later, here we are riding up the same exact stretch of road and all I can think about is the idiot guy making a U-turn in heavy fog in the middle of a major highway. But today, no fog, perfect temps, blue skies as the storm from a few hours ago broke up. I’ll never be able to ride that stretch of Highway 166 without re-living that sequence. A couple of guys that still ride with us present day were on that ride all those years ago in 2007 and still remember it like it was yesterday. But again, today, clear sailing without incident.