Central California Motorcycle Tour
Have you ever heard that saying,
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. The quote is attributed to Woody Allen. And when you’re in the plan-making business, sometimes you get laughed at.
My recent 13-hour 600-mile day of motorcycling bliss a few days ago was a relaxing, almost meditative experience. Except for the last few hours of the ride. The chain began to make awful guttural noises of a highly disconcerting sort. Clunk, clunk, clunkity, clunk, it would say each time I accelerated away from a stop. I normally carry chain oil everywhere I go, but as the fates would have it, this was the one ride of the season I forgot to bring it with me. Over the last 18 years of doing these tours, I have forgotten every single item you normally carry while motorcycle touring at least once. One time, I forgot the camera memory card. Hard to take pictures without that. I have forgotten shoes, tour paperwork, camera chargers, phone charging wires, one time I forgot to bring pants. (I wore leather riding pants to dinner that day).
Ironically, I have carried chain oil for the last 10,000 miles of riding over the last few months and rarely if ever pulled out the can. Now the one time I needed it, I didn’t have it to ease my dying chain’s last gasps of life.
As soon as I reached home base, ordered another chain ($176) paying for expedited postage ($38) to get it here in a day plus making sure I ordered in-stock local to speed up my ship time. $223 with tax, this stuff isn’t cheap. The bike has 195 horsepower and weighs 485 lbs dry, never skimp on chains. I then swapped out the chain and promised myself I’d do the sprockets later, as bikers usually change all three items as a set. When there’s only 11 days in between planned rides, that does not leave a lot of time for unplanned repairs.
Furthermore, we have this rule with the tour business. Never do major maintenance or repairs right before a ride. Things go wrong, things get missed. And, through the years, I’ve had riders cancel long-planned rides due to maintenance not done correctly right before a major ride.
In my case, I installed the shift lever back together on the wrong spline and the bike wouldn’t shift into 1st gear. Something to do with the angle of my foot and the linkage. And, I didn’t test ride the bike after I swapped the chain, which is probably a good idea. I headed down to the meet spot 3 hours away in the pouring rain in the wee morning hours in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the freeway, often splitting lanes past bad accidents. No first gear.
But I digress, I’m getting ahead of myself.
The last tour of the Pashnit Touring ride season for many years has been the closer, the last time we’re all together enjoying one another’s company. It’s also traditionally been a Central Coast ride situated in-between Los Angeles and San Francisco, allowing a north meets south easy ride for our regulars. I’ve re-designed this ride multiple times over the last 18 years with various routes and meeting spots, but the Central Coast is the one constant. Meet in the South Bay, an easy ride home for the SoCal riders. Unlike the previous tour a few days prior that was hastily moved away from bad weather, namely first snow in the mountains as the seasons begin their change. By chance, this planned ride also had a major inbound storm predicted, but luckily, our planned ride was already along the Central Coast – weather there was supposed to be perfect. We just had to get there. Figured out the edge of the storm front to be between Monterey and King City. Monterey rain. King City, no rain. Perfect!
Here’s a little tip about the California climate. When it rains in California and you want to go riding at the same time, find the edge of the storm and go ride there. That’s exactly what we did, the temps are perfect, the sky is always an amazing color, no haze, and there’s ZERO traffic. The incoming storm makes everybody stay home. But first, we had to get to that region.
FIVE INCHES(!) of rain were predicted in Sacramento, Five! That’s crazy intense rain. Even more rain was predicted in the Sierra Nevada Foothills. In the end, NINE inches of rain in 24 hours fell in some regions of the foothills. That’s a lot of rain. Lake Oroville (north of Sacramento) rose 32 feet from one storm.
They call them Atmospheric Rivers, a catchy name, but the term is literal. A river in the atmosphere that comes in from the ocean, hits the Sierra Nevada Range and dumps all the water right there. So much rain predicted, they had to invent an even-more catchy new term, Bomb Cyclone. Who writes this stuff
Flood conditions, and with the recent wildfires, landslides in the mountains are always a possibility. A massive landslide in the Feather River Canyon happened while we were on this ride and closed Highway 70....
The slide in the Feather River Canyon
...but we were far away on the other side of the state.
Good luck would be on our side, if we all met in the South Bay, we could ride south out of the storm front within an hour. It was a good plan. And the window to ride was Friday and Saturday, during the midst of the crazy Bomb Cyclone storm, but we would be to the south, along the edge of it.
The only catch to this plan is I would be headed back to home base in the Sierra Foothills in the midst of the Bomb Cyclone, and in the end, I would ride right through it, a 9-inch deluge of rain in 24 hours.