How to get rid of cats

most likely they will find their way back, sorry.
but it will take longer if you tie a rope and a brick to em'
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If you can encourage a Great Horned Owl to hang around. He will take care of them, and the squirrels too. It worked here. Just put a bird feeder out in the open the cats go for the birds and the Owl go for the cats.
Now that's humane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(It helps to go out at night and hoot to call your Owl, they are territorial too)
This only works when you live a little out of the City
The air soft on full auto does sounds like a lot more fun.
 
Out of the the 5 or 6 cats been around my home in the last 20 years [when the kids were young]only one was worth a damn.His name was Oscar.Other than that,their great if ya have a mouse problem.


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Got a racoon in the trap now. Man what am I Wild Kingdom here or something.

Oh and hes not happy at all about being in there.
 
Hey Scumbags, many folks here have cats, cool? You Get it? How about the a#$hole Anti-Freeze and pellet gun stuff goes elsewhere.

Many of us do not feel the need to lord over another animal because of some insecurity, we don't need a huge dog to feel somehow special or clever and fashionable. So here's a big FU to EVERYONE advocating hurting cats or stating that cats are stupid, blah blah blah... So if an animal doesn't kiss your A55 and fetch a stick like your little freaking retarded servant it's bad??? Get a life... You've NEVER heard of a cat killing the neighbors baby, or wife, etc...


Besides, pellet guns can actually injure...

Airsoft is A LOT more fun, you can go full auto, and at best the pellets will leave a serious welt... Freaking Amateurs...
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Cats shouldn't be out running the hood, that was cool in the 70s I think...
While I don't advocate pelleting or poisoning any animal I will say a wild cat is a problem. There is more of a chance of a feral/wild/stray/outdoor cat contracting rabies than your dog. while raccoons still hold the top spot guess which is usually second... The cat. I have two cats now... and spent close to 4 grand maybe more on cancer treatments for the last one.

So in a nutshell... I can understand your anger at people joking (which is how I perceived it) about antifreeze and pellet gun solutions.

People that live in a suburban area and have outdoor cats are pretty much douchebags... But so are people that start off their post with Hey Scumbags and then go on a dog rant.

You don't like something ... Act like a mod and not a jack ass.
 
All joking aside, I REALLY hate cats. But, living on a farm we need them so we welcome stray cats. They do a great job at taking care of the mice getting in the livestock feed. They do have a high fatality rate with all of the predators in the area. Me included on the predator list.
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All joking aside, I REALLY hate cats.  But, living on a farm we need them so we welcome stray cats.  They do a great job at taking care of the mice getting in the livestock feed.  They do have a high fatality rate with all of the predators in the area.  Me included on the predator list.
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hear ya go ditchdr, sambusa said he'd take em'
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Hey Scumbags, many folks here have cats, cool? You Get it? How about the a#$hole Anti-Freeze and pellet gun stuff goes elsewhere.

Many of us do not feel the need to lord over another animal because of some insecurity, we don't need a huge dog to feel somehow special or clever and fashionable. So here's a big FU to EVERYONE advocating hurting cats or stating that cats are stupid, blah blah blah... So if an animal doesn't kiss your A55 and fetch a stick like your little freaking retarded servant it's bad??? Get a life... You've NEVER heard of a cat killing the neighbors baby, or wife, etc...


Besides, pellet guns can actually injure...

Airsoft is A LOT more fun, you can go full auto, and at best the pellets will leave a serious welt... Freaking Amateurs...
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Cats shouldn't be out running the hood, that was cool in the 70s I think...
While I don't advocate pelleting or poisoning any animal I will say a wild cat is a problem. There is more of a chance of a feral/wild/stray/outdoor cat contracting rabies than your dog. while raccoons still hold the top spot guess which is usually second... The cat. I have two cats now... and spent close to 4 grand maybe more on cancer treatments for the last one.

So in a nutshell... I can understand your anger at people joking (which is how I perceived it) about antifreeze and pellet gun solutions.

People that live in a suburban area and have outdoor cats are pretty much douchebags... But so are people that start off their post with Hey Scumbags and then go on a dog rant.

You don't like something ... Act like a mod and not a jack ass.
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I hear what you're saying... Just remember that I don't care. Scumbags advocating cruelty to animals are just that, scumbags. I don't give a rats if someone takes offense to what I've said, what I've said is the truth plain and simple with a little extra dressing.

It takes a tiny little pea brain and small little pills to be cruel to an animal either by direct or indirect action. You're going to worry about my approach being a little to harsh? My words upsetting you? Grow up, ignore me if you don't like it there's an option for that.

I can't stand folks letting their cats run loose in town, it makes no sense at all, we agree on that as I am sure we agree that cruelty to animals is lame and pathetic.

Don't concern yourself with my approach, obviously there are folks here speaking in jest, I get it, but there's also a fair bit a Micheal Vic Style Scumbags advocating cruelty, screw em', they aren't worth a second thought and if I am going to "act like Mod" how about I just go ahead and grind a personal ax and BAN the scumbags... How about that?

No cause then it's "Personal" I cannot BAN somebody cause I think they are scum, but I can rant, and ***** and stomp my little feet till I feel better and maybe someone will open their eyes and say "Hey, Maybe I'm not clever and wise and cruelty sucks." Probably not, their busy saying "This Revlis A-hole sure thinks he's an E-toughguy" cause that's all their little heads can work out....

Or I'm an A$$hole and I just don't care...

Doesn't matter, really it doesn't, either way there's a line of freaking fragile ego folks, waiting to cry "FOUL" when they read something they don't like. I'm screwed either way, I delete a thread cause some sensitive Nancy cannot handle their own business and I'm an A$$, I don't delete or post, and I hear about how the Mods don't do anything and I'm an A$$... Fuggin whatever, IT'S A LOOSE LOOSE so at least by teeing off in public folks know where I stand without any sort of confusion... But then I'm a "mod" and I'm not allowed to shout when something stinks? Not likely.

There's a reason the Cap, and VA, and MC, and a few others are still "Admins" and this is one of them... As an Admin, teeing off really is uncool, as a plain ole' Moderator... It's just unprofessional, and I'm good with that.
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Mostly I'm just an A-hole...
 
Hey Scumbags, many folks here have cats, cool? You Get it?  How about the a#$hole Anti-Freeze and pellet gun stuff goes elsewhere.

Many of us do not feel the need to lord over another animal because of some insecurity, we don't need a huge dog to feel somehow special or clever and fashionable.  So here's a big FU to EVERYONE advocating hurting cats or stating that cats are stupid, blah blah blah... So if an animal doesn't kiss your A55 and fetch a stick like your little freaking retarded servant it's bad???  Get a life...  You've NEVER heard of a cat killing the neighbors baby, or wife, etc...  


Besides, pellet guns can actually injure...  

Airsoft is A LOT more fun, you can go full auto, and at best the pellets will leave a serious welt...  Freaking Amateurs...  
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Cats shouldn't be out running the hood, that was cool in the 70s I think...
While I don't advocate pelleting or poisoning any animal I will say a wild cat is a problem.  There is more of a chance of a feral/wild/stray/outdoor cat contracting rabies than your dog. while raccoons still hold the top spot guess which is usually second... The cat.  I have two cats now... and spent close to 4 grand maybe more on cancer treatments for the last one.  

So in a nutshell... I can understand your anger at people joking (which is how I perceived it) about antifreeze and pellet gun solutions.  

People that live in a suburban area and have outdoor cats are pretty much douchebags... But so are people that start off their post with Hey Scumbags and then go on a dog rant.  

You don't like something ... Act like a mod and not a jack ass.
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  I hear what you're saying...  Just remember that I don't care.  Scumbags advocating cruelty to animals are just that, scumbags.  I don't give a rats if someone takes offense to what I've said, what I've said is the truth plain and simple with a little extra dressing.

It takes a tiny little pea brain and small little pills to be cruel to an animal either by direct or indirect action.  You're going to worry about my approach being a little to harsh?  My words upsetting you?  Grow up, ignore me if you don't like it there's an option for that.

I can't stand folks letting their cats run loose in town, it makes no sense at all, we agree on that as I am sure we agree that cruelty to animals is lame and pathetic.

Don't concern yourself with my approach, obviously there are folks here speaking in jest, I get it, but there's also a fair bit a Micheal Vic Style Scumbags advocating cruelty, screw em', they aren't worth a second thought and if I am going to "act like Mod" how about I just go ahead and grind a personal ax and BAN the scumbags... How about that?

No cause then it's "Personal" I cannot BAN somebody cause I think they are scum, but I can rant, and ***** and stomp my little feet till I feel better and maybe someone will open their eyes and say "Hey, Maybe I'm not clever and wise and cruelty sucks." Probably not, their busy saying "This Revlis A-hole sure thinks he's an E-toughguy" cause that's all their little heads can work out....

Or I'm an A$$hole and I just don't care...  

Doesn't matter, really it doesn't, either way there's a line of freaking fragile ego folks, waiting to cry "FOUL" when they read something they don't like.  I'm screwed either way, I delete a thread cause some sensitive Nancy cannot handle their own business and I'm an A$$, I don't delete or post, and I hear about how the Mods don't do anything and I'm an A$$...  Fuggin whatever, IT'S A LOOSE LOOSE so at least by teeing off in public folks know where I stand without any sort of confusion... But then I'm a "mod" and I'm not allowed to shout when something stinks?  Not likely.  

There's a reason the Cap, and VA, and MC, and a few others are still "Admins" and this is one of them...  As an Admin, teeing off really is uncool, as a plain ole' Moderator...  It's just unprofessional, and I'm good with that.  
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Mostly I'm just an A-hole...
Well said......
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Hey Scumbags, many folks here have cats, cool? You Get it?  How about the a#$hole Anti-Freeze and pellet gun stuff goes elsewhere.

Many of us do not feel the need to lord over another animal because of some insecurity, we don't need a huge dog to feel somehow special or clever and fashionable.  So here's a big FU to EVERYONE advocating hurting cats or stating that cats are stupid, blah blah blah... So if an animal doesn't kiss your A55 and fetch a stick like your little freaking retarded servant it's bad???  Get a life...  You've NEVER heard of a cat killing the neighbors baby, or wife, etc...  


Besides, pellet guns can actually injure...  

Airsoft is A LOT more fun, you can go full auto, and at best the pellets will leave a serious welt...  Freaking Amateurs...  
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Cats shouldn't be out running the hood, that was cool in the 70s I think...
While I don't advocate pelleting or poisoning any animal I will say a wild cat is a problem.  There is more of a chance of a feral/wild/stray/outdoor cat contracting rabies than your dog. while raccoons still hold the top spot guess which is usually second... The cat.  I have two cats now... and spent close to 4 grand maybe more on cancer treatments for the last one.  

So in a nutshell... I can understand your anger at people joking (which is how I perceived it) about antifreeze and pellet gun solutions.  

People that live in a suburban area and have outdoor cats are pretty much douchebags... But so are people that start off their post with Hey Scumbags and then go on a dog rant.  

You don't like something ... Act like a mod and not a jack ass.
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  I hear what you're saying...  Just remember that I don't care.  Scumbags advocating cruelty to animals are just that, scumbags.  I don't give a rats if someone takes offense to what I've said, what I've said is the truth plain and simple with a little extra dressing.

It takes a tiny little pea brain and small little pills to be cruel to an animal either by direct or indirect action.  You're going to worry about my approach being a little to harsh?  My words upsetting you?  Grow up, ignore me if you don't like it there's an option for that.

I can't stand folks letting their cats run loose in town, it makes no sense at all, we agree on that as I am sure we agree that cruelty to animals is lame and pathetic.

Don't concern yourself with my approach, obviously there are folks here speaking in jest, I get it, but there's also a fair bit a Micheal Vic Style Scumbags advocating cruelty, screw em', they aren't worth a second thought and if I am going to "act like Mod" how about I just go ahead and grind a personal ax and BAN the scumbags... How about that?

No cause then it's "Personal" I cannot BAN somebody cause I think they are scum, but I can rant, and ***** and stomp my little feet till I feel better and maybe someone will open their eyes and say "Hey, Maybe I'm not clever and wise and cruelty sucks." Probably not, their busy saying "This Revlis A-hole sure thinks he's an E-toughguy" cause that's all their little heads can work out....

Or I'm an A$$hole and I just don't care...  

Doesn't matter, really it doesn't, either way there's a line of freaking fragile ego folks, waiting to cry "FOUL" when they read something they don't like.  I'm screwed either way, I delete a thread cause some sensitive Nancy cannot handle their own business and I'm an A$$, I don't delete or post, and I hear about how the Mods don't do anything and I'm an A$$...  Fuggin whatever, IT'S A LOOSE LOOSE so at least by teeing off in public folks know where I stand without any sort of confusion... But then I'm a "mod" and I'm not allowed to shout when something stinks?  Not likely.  

There's a reason the Cap, and VA, and MC, and a few others are still "Admins" and this is one of them...  As an Admin, teeing off really is uncool, as a plain ole' Moderator...  It's just unprofessional, and I'm good with that.  
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Mostly I'm just an A-hole...
Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel
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Hey Scumbags, many folks here have cats, cool? You Get it?  How about the a#$hole Anti-Freeze and pellet gun stuff goes elsewhere.

Many of us do not feel the need to lord over another animal because of some insecurity, we don't need a huge dog to feel somehow special or clever and fashionable.  So here's a big FU to EVERYONE advocating hurting cats or stating that cats are stupid, blah blah blah... So if an animal doesn't kiss your A55 and fetch a stick like your little freaking retarded servant it's bad???  Get a life...  You've NEVER heard of a cat killing the neighbors baby, or wife, etc...  


Besides, pellet guns can actually injure...  

Airsoft is A LOT more fun, you can go full auto, and at best the pellets will leave a serious welt...  Freaking Amateurs...  
cool.gif


Cats shouldn't be out running the hood, that was cool in the 70s I think...
While I don't advocate pelleting or poisoning any animal I will say a wild cat is a problem.  There is more of a chance of a feral/wild/stray/outdoor cat contracting rabies than your dog. while raccoons still hold the top spot guess which is usually second... The cat.  I have two cats now... and spent close to 4 grand maybe more on cancer treatments for the last one.  

So in a nutshell... I can understand your anger at people joking (which is how I perceived it) about antifreeze and pellet gun solutions.  

People that live in a suburban area and have outdoor cats are pretty much douchebags... But so are people that start off their post with Hey Scumbags and then go on a dog rant.  

You don't like something ... Act like a mod and not a jack ass.
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  I hear what you're saying...  Just remember that I don't care.  Scumbags advocating cruelty to animals are just that, scumbags.  I don't give a rats if someone takes offense to what I've said, what I've said is the truth plain and simple with a little extra dressing.

It takes a tiny little pea brain and small little pills to be cruel to an animal either by direct or indirect action.  You're going to worry about my approach being a little to harsh?  My words upsetting you?  Grow up, ignore me if you don't like it there's an option for that.

I can't stand folks letting their cats run loose in town, it makes no sense at all, we agree on that as I am sure we agree that cruelty to animals is lame and pathetic.

Don't concern yourself with my approach, obviously there are folks here speaking in jest, I get it, but there's also a fair bit a Micheal Vic Style Scumbags advocating cruelty, screw em', they aren't worth a second thought and if I am going to "act like Mod" how about I just go ahead and grind a personal ax and BAN the scumbags... How about that?

No cause then it's "Personal" I cannot BAN somebody cause I think they are scum, but I can rant, and ***** and stomp my little feet till I feel better and maybe someone will open their eyes and say "Hey, Maybe I'm not clever and wise and cruelty sucks." Probably not, their busy saying "This Revlis A-hole sure thinks he's an E-toughguy" cause that's all their little heads can work out....

Or I'm an A$$hole and I just don't care...  

Doesn't matter, really it doesn't, either way there's a line of freaking fragile ego folks, waiting to cry "FOUL" when they read something they don't like.  I'm screwed either way, I delete a thread cause some sensitive Nancy cannot handle their own business and I'm an A$$, I don't delete or post, and I hear about how the Mods don't do anything and I'm an A$$...  Fuggin whatever, IT'S A LOOSE LOOSE so at least by teeing off in public folks know where I stand without any sort of confusion... But then I'm a "mod" and I'm not allowed to shout when something stinks?  Not likely.  

There's a reason the Cap, and VA, and MC, and a few others are still "Admins" and this is one of them...  As an Admin, teeing off really is uncool, as a plain ole' Moderator...  It's just unprofessional, and I'm good with that.  
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Mostly I'm just an A-hole...
ignore me if you don't like it there's an option for that.


You can't ignore a mod....I've already tried!  
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Hey Scumbags, many folks here have cats, cool? You Get it?  How about the a#$hole Anti-Freeze and pellet gun stuff goes elsewhere.

Many of us do not feel the need to lord over another animal because of some insecurity, we don't need a huge dog to feel somehow special or clever and fashionable.  So here's a big FU to EVERYONE advocating hurting cats or stating that cats are stupid, blah blah blah... So if an animal doesn't kiss your A55 and fetch a stick like your little freaking retarded servant it's bad???  Get a life...  You've NEVER heard of a cat killing the neighbors baby, or wife, etc...  


Besides, pellet guns can actually injure...  

Airsoft is A LOT more fun, you can go full auto, and at best the pellets will leave a serious welt...  Freaking Amateurs...  
cool.gif


Cats shouldn't be out running the hood, that was cool in the 70s I think...
While I don't advocate pelleting or poisoning any animal I will say a wild cat is a problem.  There is more of a chance of a feral/wild/stray/outdoor cat contracting rabies than your dog. while raccoons still hold the top spot guess which is usually second... The cat.  I have two cats now... and spent close to 4 grand maybe more on cancer treatments for the last one.  

So in a nutshell... I can understand your anger at people joking (which is how I perceived it) about antifreeze and pellet gun solutions.  

People that live in a suburban area and have outdoor cats are pretty much douchebags... But so are people that start off their post with Hey Scumbags and then go on a dog rant.  

You don't like something ... Act like a mod and not a jack ass.
jump9.gif
  I hear what you're saying...  Just remember that I don't care.  Scumbags advocating cruelty to animals are just that, scumbags.  I don't give a rats if someone takes offense to what I've said, what I've said is the truth plain and simple with a little extra dressing.

It takes a tiny little pea brain and small little pills to be cruel to an animal either by direct or indirect action.  You're going to worry about my approach being a little to harsh?  My words upsetting you?  Grow up, ignore me if you don't like it there's an option for that.

I can't stand folks letting their cats run loose in town, it makes no sense at all, we agree on that as I am sure we agree that cruelty to animals is lame and pathetic.

Don't concern yourself with my approach, obviously there are folks here speaking in jest, I get it, but there's also a fair bit a Micheal Vic Style Scumbags advocating cruelty, screw em', they aren't worth a second thought and if I am going to "act like Mod" how about I just go ahead and grind a personal ax and BAN the scumbags... How about that?

No cause then it's "Personal" I cannot BAN somebody cause I think they are scum, but I can rant, and ***** and stomp my little feet till I feel better and maybe someone will open their eyes and say "Hey, Maybe I'm not clever and wise and cruelty sucks." Probably not, their busy saying "This Revlis A-hole sure thinks he's an E-toughguy" cause that's all their little heads can work out....

Or I'm an A$$hole and I just don't care...  

Doesn't matter, really it doesn't, either way there's a line of freaking fragile ego folks, waiting to cry "FOUL" when they read something they don't like.  I'm screwed either way, I delete a thread cause some sensitive Nancy cannot handle their own business and I'm an A$$, I don't delete or post, and I hear about how the Mods don't do anything and I'm an A$$...  Fuggin whatever, IT'S A LOOSE LOOSE so at least by teeing off in public folks know where I stand without any sort of confusion... But then I'm a "mod" and I'm not allowed to shout when something stinks?  Not likely.  

There's a reason the Cap, and VA, and MC, and a few others are still "Admins" and this is one of them...  As an Admin, teeing off really is uncool, as a plain ole' Moderator...  It's just unprofessional, and I'm good with that.  
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Mostly I'm just an A-hole...
ignore me if you don't like it there's an option for that.


You can't ignore a mod....I've already tried!  
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That's hilarious I bet it was him
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