Man before Marriage

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But y'all know WHY she's screamin at him in the bottom pic?



Cuz she ain't gettin any of the TOP pic!
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(NOW what you got to say?
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Here's one for you:

It used to be wine, women,and song. NOW its beer, the old lady and T.V.!!!!
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Not to wax philosophical or anything, but I really do not believe marriage has to be that way. Apparently it is, as so many end up chasing NEW cats, but I think if the lions maintane thier roar they'll keep EVERYONE satisfied at all levels. In other words if WE do OUR part being king of our jungle, all the other parts stay in line [see pic 1]. If [when] we get lazy [in marriage or out], we hand the lead off to someone else and everyone looses. Tell me that ain't the law of the jungle? ? ? CAN I GET AN AMEN!
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AMEN!!!

lol... totally agree with you. I think you and I were in a thread last year talking about if men were to step up and be men like that were meant to be, everything else would fall in line..

So once again a women knows whats going on (TheKatsMeow) pretty much summed it up
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I guess I'm the exeception that proves that rule.
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Only untrained wives react that way.
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Raider out.



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Only untrained wives react that way.
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Raider, you wouldn't last a week in my house, would you?
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Raider: Honey, get me a beer........please....
Me: Your legs broken? (followed by some glaring stare)

That about sums it up...come live with me for a while...then you'd see it's clearly YOU that isn't trained correctly!
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I've NEVER met a woman alive that DEEP, DEEP DOWN INSIDE, inside the parts that she can barely admit to herself, didn't want the man to be a man. In a proper relationship, the man asking politely for a beer is served lovingly, and the woman asking the man to kill a spider is obliged, and everyone is happy feeling like they are serving their beloved, and the give/give turns to win/win. But some lazy butt who ignores his woman and EXPECTS her to fetch beer, will get The Look.

The proper way to train a woman is to love her and her only, cherish her, give all you can be to her, tell her she's beautiful and that you love her every single day. And PROVIDE for her: space to grow, wings to fly, humor to laugh at, dresses to where, jewlery to make her feel adorned and special, and arms to collapes in... and she'll LOVE to do anything you want for you because you are her MAN and she feels like YOUR woman. Proper training is giving all

Yeah, thrash, I can't argue with you, but maybe Va will bite
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Not to wax philosophical or anything, but I really do not believe marriage has to be that way. Apparently it is, as so many end up chasing NEW cats, but I think if the lions maintane thier roar they'll keep EVERYONE satisfied at all levels. In other words if WE do OUR part being king of our jungle, all the other parts stay in line [see pic 1]. If [when] we get lazy [in marriage or out], we hand the lead off to someone else and everyone looses. Tell me that ain't the law of the jungle? ? ? CAN I GET AN AMEN!
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Yep... because woment were meant to be barefoot, pregnant, and subservient right? Life is so much easier for the men when their women don't know how to think for themselves. Lets have a bunch of babies too - that way we'll have more hands around the farm, and ready replacements when we lose a few to wolves. That's the way god meant us to be, after all.

Can you smell my seething ire?

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