Why are you sitting on my bike?

only time im not on my bike is when its in the garage,otherwise im on it and goodluck getting me off so you can sit your fat azz on it,gooooooooooooooooooood, LUCK!
 
Benesesso @ Jun. 27 2008 said:
>"heck, I'd even offer to wash it so they wouldn't get dirty",

And all these years I've been trying to get them dirty---.
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Probably need to SCRUB it so you don't catch anything....
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We were just talking about this a work today and even though it's never happened to me I agree the proper response would be to go spastic.
 
Dont sit on my bike unless I can **** your wife.Please dont ask about pictures well ok if she has a dvd recorder we can work something out.
 
I actually cant even imagine!! As others have said, it is not proper etiquette or whatever, but it is just plain disrespectful if you ask me.
 
Only happened with me twice with my CBR blackbird years back. One was with a slightly drunk chick outside of a resteraunt me and some freinds stopped to eat in. Ran out and her two boy buds suddenly deflated their puffed up bouncer stance when 5 bikers come out saying "WHOA WHOA WHOA EASY! NO SUDDEN MOVES!". She didn't dump it and after a lil conversation I was kind enough to give her a ride...things got interesting after that. Her offering me sex for the bike...going a bit too fast and dealing with state police and them thinking i'm the drunk one..coming back with her offering her number to me in front of her stickboy boyfreind that couldn't even look me in the eye he was so figity but I felt sorry for the poor guy anyways after the trouble I had with her for just 40 minutes or so.
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Other was at a party and came out to see this dweeb i wasn't too fond of in the first place sitting on my damn scoot. He too had a little to many and said he was being careful not to scratch it. Had to ask him twice, angry the 2nd time to please get off of my bike which he did and him and his buddy walked back to the party. Had plans to bust his ass later and away from the bike (already got it back from a highside accident and did not want to deal with insurance anymore since it was anything but easy or fun) but he soon after made the mistake of feeling up some girls rear, getting her boyfreind after him, and after barely escaping that ass kicking he then tries to get in his car to drive home drunk to which he got himself seriously embarrassed when the two owners of the house "restrained" him to the point of crying and took his keys which sent him bawling down the street. I Figured that as fitting payback. Think he's in prison now on drug charges. God help people that messed up in themselves.

As for now, I don't really ride and park the bike out of site really. Maybe a bikeshop or meet with freinds. But i don't go shopping or parts grabbing with it. If it's out of your site then it's a miracle it doesn't get messed with or stolen with as easy bikes are to sit on or move. Big deal on alarms as kids will just kick it over and run just to be morons. I try to park at the pump closest to the door when at gas stations and probably will get a card and start paying at the pump just to be quicker. Otherwise besides the 9mm I do carry the self defense spray (silly string type is best). If the cops do have to show up I had no choice but to spray someone who was making threats to me while trying to steal my bike. Why else were they sitting on it? Especially with 4 or 5 of their freinds backing 'em? Lead dispenser is always at the ready as a last resort.
 
Wow, Coldstone. That dude was pretty messed up. I don't know if i could shoot someone over a bike, but i have always wanted to get a taser gun. Call me sadistic, but i think i would get more fun out of tasing someone. Cops probably would pull up to see me hopping and giggling while i was continuously shocking them.
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Max Speed @ Jun. 27 2008 said:
It never happened with the Busa or the B king but it happened with my V Max. I came out and found a guy with his about 3 or 4 year boy at my bike. The kid was seated on my seat with his shoes on my tank area (max has gas under the seat) this was the fake tank which covers the air intake. Well mom was taking the pictures and the kid was laughing and kicking his feet on that fake tank marking up the paint with shoe scuffs. They acted like I was an ass for being upset. Mom said "Its only a bike grow up! hes only a little boy he can't hurt your toy!" Even now I get pissed thinking about it. I kept my mouth in check for the kid, he did not know his parents were being thoughtless asses.
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Kid or not I don't think I would have held back. First, even if there wasn't a mark on the tank, I would have demanded their Drivers license (names and addresses) and insurance info or Otherwise I'm calling the cops and reporting them as vandals. Not to mention how much danger they put their kid in if that 400+ib machine would have fallen over with him on it so the freinds I have in child wellfare will be in touch with them too if they run off and don't give me the information I want. Scare the hell out of them and if they try leaving, call the cops and their plate number in. Make things as hard as can be for them and maybe it'll embed in their pea brain to respect people's property. Something that self centered mother is too foolish to realize.

However while stopping at a gas station one night before going home I came out to a young hispanic male, maybe 19, his girlfreind and other buddy and he had his little girl who's little eyes were just huge in awe of this black CBR I had as they looked at it from a distance. He ASKED KINDLY if he could let her sit on it. I said to be careful and hold her while she's on the seat and careful with his lower legs near the hot exhaust. Smiles on her face and his was priceless to this day. She gave out a giggle when I turned the key on to light up the dash and show her the clock and speedometer and such. Had alot of little handprints on the black tank but I didn't mind. They thanked me and said God bless you when they were done. Felt good to make someones day let along a few someones.

However in handling the bad encounters, It's alot of trouble to go through so that's why I usually just use the bike for pleasure runs and the truck for errands or anything that requires me to leave my vehicle out of my sight.
 
Silent Shogun @ Jun. 27 2008 said:
Wow, Coldstone. That dude was pretty messed up. I don't know if i could shoot someone over a bike, but i have always wanted to get a taser gun. Call me sadistic, but i think i would get more fun out of tasing someone. Cops probably would pull up to see me hopping and giggling while i was continuously shocking them.
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Had a buddy who loved tasers (even though they're illegal as hell in this state). Said all the jerk you juice can do is lay there and go "FUUUUCK FUUUCK FUUUUCK FUUUUCK!". You walk away and come back a few minutes later and they're still on the ground shacking and saying "FUUUUCK FUUUCK FUUUUCK FUUUUCK!"
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However while stopping at a gas station one night before going home I came out to a young hispanic male, maybe 19, his girlfreind and other buddy and he had his little girl who's little eyes were just huge in awe of this black CBR I had as they looked at it from a distance. He ASKED KINDLY if he could let her sit on it. I said to be careful and hold her while she's on the seat and careful with his lower legs near the hot exhaust. Smiles on her face and his was priceless to this day. She gave out a giggle when I turned the key on to light up the dash and show her the clock and speedometer and such. Had alot of little handprints on the black tank but I didn't mind. They thanked me and said God bless you when they were done. Felt good to make someones day let along a few someones.[/quote]
That is cool as hell. If someone asks, especially for a little kid, i would be more than happy to allow it. If anything, it helps with "community relations".
 
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