Why are you sitting on my bike?

[Over_Easy]

they had better know self defense,

 thats all i can say, wtf do i go sitting on your Wife....

you have sex with your bike?

?

lol

No, that's why he said WIFE.

 

[maxblack]

Seeing some a-hole on your pride and joy is second only to coming home and seeing you best mate mounting your wife/girlfriend.

Both situations should have dire consequences.

I've only had it happen a couple of times (both while at work as a bouncer) and both were half pissed chicks. I just told the stupid bitc..s to get off my bike and grow a brain.

You don't want to go nutso straight up for fear of the moron dropping you bike.

 

[kennym4]

It never happened with the Busa or the B king but it happened with my V Max.  I came out and found a guy with his about 3 or 4 year boy at my bike.  The kid was seated on my seat with his shoes on my tank area (max has gas under the seat) this was the fake tank which covers the air intake.  Well mom was taking the pictures and the kid was laughing and kicking his feet on that fake tank marking up the paint with shoe scuffs. They acted like I was an ass for being upset.  Mom said "Its only a bike grow up! hes only a little boy he can't hurt your toy!"  Even now I get pissed thinking about it.  I kept my mouth in check for the kid, he did not know his parents were being thoughtless asses.

Awww man, I wish I was there with you, I would of acted like I was your retarded son, and plopped my 235 lb. a$$ right on the hood of their car, and started yelling "take my picture, take my picture, Daddy" !!

 

[heavyjeffd]

Unless it's some amazingly hot chick dressed like a **** star (and willing to act like one), I'd react by giving them a free fat lip and leaving immediately.

 

[kennym4]

Had it happen to me 2 times. Once was a cute girl (around 20 yrs. old), at a gas station, it kinda ticked me off at first, but when she saw me she said "sorry, I guess I should of asked huh ? But it was sooooo pretty I had to". I let that one go.

second time, I went into the corner store (right next to a bar) for a pack of ciggarets, came out, and there was a BIG girl on it (about 30 yrs. old), with 2 of her friends watching. When they saw me coming, one of the girls said "here he comes, you better get off, he looks mean". The girl on my bike says "I aint doing anything wrong". (this is after I saw her squeezing my clutch, and brake levers like crazy). As she's getting off (on the WRONG SIDE in shorts) she burns the HE!! out of her leg on my pipe. I just said "if you would have asked, I would of let you, and warned you about the pipe".

 

[Revolution]

Wow, Coldstone. That dude was pretty messed up.  I don't know if i could shoot someone over a bike, but i have always wanted to get a taser gun.  Call me sadistic, but i think i would get more fun out of tasing someone. Cops probably would pull up to see me hopping and giggling while i was continuously shocking them.

dont taze me dude

 

[GMbusa]

I've never had it happen on my bike but I used to own a 1956 Ford F100 pickup. It was painted up and all. I went to see a movie at a local shopping mall and was parked in the parking deck. I came out to find 2-3 young kids bouncing up and down in the bed of my 56'. Now you have to realize that there was finished wood and polished stainless for a bedfloor. I confronted the parent and they gave me the WTF look to me. The lady tells me "It's just an old truck, what's the problem?"

I could've smacked that B#tch right then. So the kids stop bouncing and before I can help them out, they climb out. Yep, they step on the rear fender and then onto the running boards(Which were all painted, wetsanded and buffed by yours truly).

The dumb lady really did not get what I was mad about. She simply did not see a restored 56', she was like all the other maggots living in the northern Va area and only saw an old truck. Luckly there was no damage.

To this day it still irritates me to think about it.

 

[Dwala]

I swear if any of these situations were to ever happen to me my wife is going to have to bail me out of jail. I do not care if you are man or a woman you are getting an earful from me if nothing else, and be lucky if it is nothing else!

Where do these morons grow up? I honestly want to know so I can go and commit genocide to that gene pool, jesus I hate people sometimes.

 

[Kainedogg]

I was actully getting off my bike at the mall, when some dude walked by and traced his hands across my Gixxer and then twisted the throttle. I think both shock and revulsion coarsed through my body at that time. Now I know how rape victims feel. I wanted to break his joy, but it happened so fast.

 

[Wag]

they had better know self defense,

 thats all i can say, wtf do i go sitting on your Wife....

you have sex with your bike?

?

lol

Pretty much. If you want to sit on my bike, your wife gets to sit on my lap.

You have the right to protect your property from all perceived threats. Even if you feel you have to do it with violence. Trespassing is no less a crime on your bike than it is in your house.

--Wag--

 

[headrash]

After calmly asking them to dismount my horse they get the business end of my footin their azz

 

[Smugly]

Came out of a restaurant to find a old guy, over 65 sitting on the bike. He was pissed. When he seen me he made a comment about what a great bike and wishes he could have one. I said thanks, but do I grab your wifes tits? He looked puzzled. I Then said, why would you think it is ok to sit on my bike. He apologized and got off. I gave some thought to a alarm for the bike after that.

I have never said NO to any one that has asked to sit on it. Not asking is just rude.

As far as the kid sitting on the bike with his shoes. I guess they would not mind if you tap dance on the hood of their car.

 

[pbghost]

anyone remember the old carshow signs... if you run your fingers over my car, I'll run my car over your fingers

 

[Loomis]

Scorpio Alarm with Perimeter Sensor.  You wont have that problem!

+1

 

[99'busa]

 

[jefferycarman]

I am all for letting people sit on the bike if they ask. Like it was said, it's good for the image of sportsbike riders, and I love to see kids faces light up when they sit on them. I am for the most part a very calm and relaxed person. Almost too much so according to my friends.

That being said, when I had my gixxer and came out of the store to see someone sitting on it I Flipped. That is pure disrespect. My friend I was riding with said it was like I was having a demon possesed moment, but hey, "that's mine, I paid for it, I earned it, don't f#$%ing touch it without asking" seemed like an appropriate thing to say to a teenage girl and her mom on my bike. And the scratch on the tank just was the icing.

R8, if I would have had my gun, I may have been sitting one door down from ya!

 

[Loomis]

Before I had my alarm, I had some guy lifting his 3 or 4 year old son on top of the seat my bike, as Im coming out of a Store. I yelled YO buddy Im sure your son likes the bike But I own this one. PLease take him down the road 1/4 and go sit on the new ones he wants in the store.
and the kids dressed in a muddy pair of cowboy boots, TO BOOT.
Just my 2 cents.

 

[BusaWizard]

 

[Aceshigh]

I would Flip the F*** OUT!!! I will let just about anybody sit on my bike...with my permission...but if somebody just did it with out asking....Watch out!!!!

Same here.....I'd be pretty f'n pissed , that takes balls and ignorance.

 

[dewie]

I had a guy leaning on my bike out at the track, he had a Kawi ZX10 and was bitter I beat him down the 1/4 mile. So he leaned on my bike until I came back and told me " I know I can beat you, lets go again"..
I did my talking on the bike and sent him home..

If someone was sitting on my bike... I would be afraid what I would do.