Yo Mamma jokes

[Southside Playa]

Yo mamma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn

 

[Southside Playa]

Yo mamma is so black that when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on !!

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through

 

[Southside Playa]

Yo mamma is so stupid, the biyatch got locked in the bathroom and pissed on herself!!

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

[mike04busa]

Yo mamma is so stupid,It took her 2hrs. to watch 60min.

 

[omslaw]

Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

 

[Procharger]

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

Yo Mama is so fat she left stretch marks on the bathtub.

 

[MO-BUSA]

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

 

[MO-BUSA]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

 

[Mr Bogus]

 

[PADEROLIS]

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house!

 

[PADEROLIS]

Yo momma so fat she went to Denny's and got a group discount!

 

[PADEROLIS]

Yo momma so old, when God said let there be light she flipped the switch.