Yo Mamma jokes

[Mrs.Rubber2Burn]

 

[insane]

I found your momma in Youtube

momma[/url]

 

[Revvv]

I found your momma in Youtube

momma[/url]

 

[ozz]

yo momma is like railroad tracks been laid all over the country

 

[Luvanicebum]

Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

LOL...that was the one I was thinking of...LOL

 

[Luvanicebum]

Yo Mama's so fat, they wrote a new song called, 'Baby got front'.

 

[MO-BUSA]

 

[Leviathan]

Yo Mamma so fat and so ugly, when she went on extreme makeover they went bankrupt - and she's still fat and ugly.

 

[SxLxAxVxExN]

Yo momma is so fat when she went to the grand canyon she got stuck

 

[Speednut]

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over 3 times and was still on top!

 

[Luvanicebum]

nice...

 

[Bansh]

Yo Mama's teeth are soo yellow she could butter a whole loaf of bread!

 

[Bansh]

Yo Mama's soo poor, I saw here kicking a can down the street. Asked what she was doing; she said "Moving"!

 

[Bansh]

Yo mama is soo ugly, they have to feed her in the corner with a sling shot!

 

[pbghost]

yo mama's breath is so bad, when she speaks... $hitflies run for cover

 

[JR'S BUSA]

yo momma so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed

 

[JR'S BUSA]

yo momma so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck

 

[JR'S BUSA]

yo momma so stupid, she had to ask what the phone# for 911 is

 

[JR'S BUSA]

yo momma so fat, she walked outside in a red coat and all the neighborhood kids yelled hey kool-aid

 

[Leviathan]

Yo Mamma so fat, whale boats anchor off your home town hoping she'll go for a swim.