Yo Momma Jokes

[jetset]

your mama is so ugly they have to tie her to a tree and feed her with a sling shot.

 

[bacharles]

Lets get off mama's cause I just got off yours

O.K. Jetset, you are watching too much "White Men Can't Jump" aren't you???





Brian

 

[jetset]

Brian ,thats an old one.

 

[Big Wall]

This is the best one I havve heard:

Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

 

[bacharles]

This is the best one I havve heard:

Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose.

You're late. Someone already submitted that one, or are you just repeating one you read already in this thread?








B.

 

[Big Wall]

Sorry. I guess I got too excited. It's a good one though.

 

[rhino738]

Your mama so ugly, that Big Foot takes pictures of her!

 

[cache]

Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor hit her mamma so hard, she's runnin around heaven in a wheelchair!

 

[bacharles]

YOUR MAMA'S HAIR IS SO NAPPY THAT WILSON COULDN'T PICK IT... (get it? Wilson Pickett)





Brian

 

[bacharles]

Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor hit her mamma so hard, she's runnin around heaven in a wheelchair!

Kinda confused on that one Cache. Does it have to do with "running" and a "wheelchair?" I keep reading it trying to get it, but I just can't figure it out.





Brian

 

[Odyssey]

This reminds me of that show "In living color".

 

[sirUKbusa]

Your momma's that fat, she's like an ethiopian giving a blow job.
You know she'll swallow!

 

[sirUKbusa]

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your momma!

 

[sirUKbusa]

Why did GOD invent alcohol?
So your momma can get laid aswell!

 

[sirUKbusa]

Why do Italians grow moustaches?
So they can look like their momma's!

 

[sirUKbusa]

Your momma's so fat, when she does a full circle she thinks it's her Birthday.

 

[sirUKbusa]

Your momma's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang!

 

[sirUKbusa]

Your momma's so fat, if she fell over and tried to get up she would rock her self off to sleep!

 

[sirUKbusa]

Your momma's so fat, if she cut her self, gravy would come out!

 

[sirUKbusa]

I remember having sex in bed with your momma one night( i was on top). I asked her if I could turn off the lights.
She Said "Why? Are you shy?"

I said "No, I'm burning my arse on the bulb!"