Yo Momma Jokes

This is the best one I havve heard:

Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose.
 
Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor hit her mamma so hard, she's runnin around heaven in a wheelchair!
 
YOUR MAMA'S HAIR IS SO NAPPY THAT WILSON COULDN'T PICK IT... (get it? Wilson Pickett)





Brian
 
Yo mamma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor hit her mamma so hard, she's runnin around heaven in a wheelchair!
Kinda confused on that one Cache. Does it have to do with "running" and a "wheelchair?" I keep reading it trying to get it, but I just can't figure it out.





Brian
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I remember having sex in bed with your momma one night( i was on top). I asked her if I could turn off the lights.
She Said "Why? Are you shy?"

I said "No, I'm burning my arse on the bulb!"
 
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