Yo Momma Jokes

[omslaw]

I'm tapped out, Playa

LOL!

Good thread, Ty!

I've got some more...I'll post L8R!

 

[Rhythm]

YO MOMMA'S SO TEETH ARE SO YELLOWwhen she got her high school picture taken, the photographer had to put on sun glasses!

 

[Rhythm]

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Location: Gardner, KS Posted: Oct. 20 2005,17:05

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Quote (Rhythm @ Oct. 20 2005,19:03)
I'm tapped out, Playa

LOL!

Good thread, Ty!

I've got some more...I'll post L8R! [/QUOTE]

I'll be waiting Omar !

 

[Mr Brown]

Yo momma's so black, when she gets out of the car, the oil light comes on.

 

[05BUSABLU]

uht oh

 

[Mr Brown]

yo momma is so fat, when The Lord said "Let there be light", he had to tell her to move first.

 

[omslaw]

Aight...let's get down to bid'ness

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back

 

[omslaw]

Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned off the heat"!

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilly outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She sait it was Pay-Per View

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car