Yo Momma Jokes

[adrenaline junkey]

Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

 

[Rhythm]

Quote (Rhythm @ Oct. 20 2005,18:14)
Yo momma is so stupid she thought a hot meal was stolen food!

LOL!!

Speaking of that...I need to go feed the kids!

OK, I'll get back to yo momma [/QUOTE]

Ut oh, you better hurry up before momma getzzz home from work and turns you into a joke for not feeding the kidz.  

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[adrenaline junkey]

Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray

Watch the black jokes  

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[Rhythm]

Your momma is so stupid she went to drug rehab because she thought she was Hooked on Phonics!

 

[adrenaline junkey]

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

 

[Rhythm]

When I asked your momma to buy me a color TV, she asked me what color!

 

[adrenaline junkey]

Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock

 

[Rhythm]

Your Momma is so stupid she went to a 24-hr store and asked what time they closed!

 

[Rhythm]

Yo Momma is so stupid she puts on a wetsuit to surf the web!

 

[omslaw]

Aight...kidz fed!

Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.

 

[omslaw]

Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!

 

[Rhythm]

Thatz nasty, man !

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

 

[Rhythm]

Your Momma is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.

 

[Rhythm]

Yo Momma is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes!

 

[Rhythm]

Your momma is so stupid she sold the car for gas money!