Yo Momma Jokes

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

 

[Rhythm]

Nah dawg, Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

 

[Rhythm]

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma

 

[Jester0769]

yo momma so fat, she cut herself and bled gravy

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

 

[Rhythm]

Oh yeah, well Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so fat that while she walking to Wal-Mart, she tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone.

 

[05BUSABLU]

your momma's so poor that she takes the batteries out the clocks at night

 

[Rhythm]

Thats alright cuz both of Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.