Yo Momma Jokes

[omslaw]

Your Mama's so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

 

[05BUSABLU]

your momma's so greasy she sweats cooking oil.

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.

 

[Rhythm]

omslaw
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Location: Gardner, KS Posted: Oct. 20 2005,16:08

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Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone. [/QUOTE]

 

[05BUSABLU]

your mamma is so fat every time she turns around its her bday

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to #### in a dumpster

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma's so fat All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

 

[Rhythm]

Yo Momma is so stupid she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out!

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mam's So Fat, She Went To Sizzler and the ##### Got A group Discount

 

[USMCBUSA]

your mama is so broke she can't even pay attention.

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma is so stupid she thought a hot meal was stolen food!

 

[omslaw]

Your mommas so fat she has to use hula hoops to hold up her socks

 

[adrenaline junkey]

Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma is so stupid she looks for the Sunday paper on Tuesdays!

 

[USMCBUSA]

yo mamma's so fat she has more chin's than a chinese phone book.

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray
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Watch the black jokes

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma is so stupid she thought a hot meal was stolen food!

LOL!!

Speaking of that...I need to go feed the kids!

OK, I'll get back to yo momma

 

[Rhythm]

Your momma is so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif!