Yo Momma Jokes

phatjoe · Oct 21, 2005

yo mama so poor her welcome mat says wel

phatjoe · Oct 21, 2005

yo mama so fat her clothes got stretch marks

E4G67 · Oct 21, 2005

Yo mama's so fat, that when the b!tch hauls azz she has to make 10 trips.

nitrousjunkie · Oct 21, 2005

Yo mama was playing Kick the can, I said,:What you doing?" She said " movin "

MACH5 · Oct 21, 2005

yo mama so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's

MACH5 · Oct 21, 2005

yo mama so dumb, she was taking me to the airport saw the sign said airport left so she turned around and went home

MACH5 · Oct 21, 2005

yo mama so short she sits on the curb and her feet dangle

05BUSABLU · Oct 21, 2005

(MACH5 @ Oct. 21 2005 said:
yo mama so short she sit on the curb and her feet dangle

#cruncherbusa · Oct 21, 2005

Your mommas so fat
she left in the morning with high heels and came back with flats

Rhythm · Oct 22, 2005

Your mommas so fat
she left in the morning with high heels and came back with flats[/QUOTE]

Schism · Oct 22, 2005

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE , SHE RAN OUTSIDE W/ A BOWL.

Schism · Oct 22, 2005

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, SHE WORE A MALCOLM X T-SHIRT AND A HELICOPTER TRIED TO LAND ON HER.

Rhythm · Oct 22, 2005

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE , SHE RAN OUTSIDE W/ A BOWL. [/QUOTE]

And crackers !

kod3001 · Oct 23, 2005

(omslaw @ Oct. 20 2005 said:
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes