Yo Momma Jokes

[omslaw]

Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!

 

[omslaw]

Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".

 

[Rhythm]

Your momma is so ugly that when she walked into a haunted house, she came out with a paycheck!

 

[omslaw]

Yo mamma is like a Big Mac, fat, juizy, and only worth a buck.

 

[Rhythm]

The other day when I took your momma to the zoo, a guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back."

 

[omslaw]

Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

 

[omslaw]

The other day when I took your momma to the zoo, a guy at the door said, "Thanks for bringing her back."

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale

 

[Rhythm]

Your momma is so po when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

 

[omslaw]

Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.

 

[Rhythm]

Yo Momma is so po I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanut!

 

[omslaw]

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

 

[Rhythm]

YO MOMMA'S SO TEETH ARE SO YELLOW...
She got a job at the theater spittin' on pop-corn!

 

[omslaw]

Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change

 

[omslaw]

Yo momma so fat she got stopped at da airport for havin 200 pounds of crack

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma is so dumb she cooks with Old Spice!

 

[Rhythm]

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Yo momma so fat she got stopped at da airport for havin 200 pounds of crack
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[omslaw]

Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.

 

[omslaw]

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

 

[Rhythm]

I'm tapped out, Playa