the atomic ass thing is a bit scary , i have called myself a few names ,and been known by a few more ! but never the atomic ass
and turns out hes 21 yrs old , so i dont even think hed even want to share a cottage with 2 old guys !
mountain dews sound good to me ,
Gimme coupla beerz, I won't mind, *HIC*
Anyway, this is the story on how I got my name.
When I was like, 13, I think, I played this game called Interstate '76. Basically, the entire country has become anarchic, and you play as either a stereo-typical black guy with a 'fro, or a hot white chick looking for a good time. You tear around the country in the vehicle of your choice, with the vehicle-mounted weapons of your choice. You also had NOS, and keep in mind, it shot a flame out the tailpipe when used.
So after playing this game for a while, I started playing online, and learned you could hack the cars, give them more weapons and bigger engines and better paint jobs, (Think Ford Escort with a 550ci V-10, 5 roof-mount turrets, and an awesome paint job), so I was a contract hacker for a while. Someone ups to me, and asks me to build a car, with an Ass for a rear bumper. Of course this wasn't difficult for me, got it done in a few days and took it online to the proving grounds to test my work. I had routed the quad exhaust directly center, and hidden behind the Ass fascia, and I used WAY too much NOS, so when I hit the button, everyone saw the NOS kick in, and then everyone in the room I was in promptly crashed. After that, I was known, as THE Atomic Ass.
Since that time, however, the name has come to reflect my personality.
For those who are wondering, I turned the NOS down quite a bit before giving the guy his car.
Do we really want to let a self-proclaimed AtomicAzz spend the night under the same roof
Doesn't have anything to do with bowel trouble, or my sexual preferences.
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