Yo Momma Jokes

[Rhythm]

Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!

 

[busahaya]

Yo mama so fat she uses a freeway to play slip n slide

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called "Why Bother"

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.



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[Rhythm]

Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it

 

[omslaw]

Yo Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower

 

[Rhythm]

omslaw
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Location: Gardner, KS Posted: Oct. 20 2005,15:56

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Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. [/QUOTE]

Thats a good one !

 

[05BUSABLU]

yo mamma is sooo daum fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

 

[Rhythm]

 

[05BUSABLU]

yo mamma is like a gumball machine everyone gets a peice

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

 

[05BUSABLU]

yo mamma is like a doorknob everyone takes a turn

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the B!tch trying on sunglasses



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[omslaw]

Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes

 

[johnstein]

yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued !!!!!

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.

 

[05BUSABLU]

yo mama is so stupid, I asked
her what kind of a belly button she had and she said "lefty

 

[Rhythm]

Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

 

[05BUSABLU]

Your momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"